The Not Amazing Broken Toaster – Tarnished Coast
[Fun] with Naked Mole Rats/No One Really Likes Us [Sad]
Hello.
Thank you for exploding Fun and punching us in the face all week. Pretty sure we deserved it.
I hope everyone keeps having fun.
Oh what happened BP? Got Smashed? Inb4excuses
(insert night cap or pvd excuse)
Oh, I think I’m sounding too much like Ehmry.
BP’s nightcappers should be able to handle this no problem!
I’ve literally never seen a commander talk as much kitten as this Kalkz guy and be such a worthless commander… I’m not even trying to start more flame wars but I haven’t seen a commander drop sigil and disappear off of a map after wiping a zerg as much as this guy since James Games left for Kaening. Only to comeback 5 hours later and build 10 golems and pvdoor while everyone is asleep. See I’d post screenshots of the dozens of times I’ve taken BPs stuff this week while it was completely undefended but then I might come off as a pretentious kitten. I really do hope all the money BP has downed on golem zergs paysback in T4.
I love Borlis Savers [BS].
Your commander Mesmer with a mask just dropped me an exotic inside Hills. Ty for funding the food buffs fund! Was that you Kalkz? :]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
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hmm mildly disappointing. Spent awhile tonight trying to find 1v1s while repping my alt guild. Found lots of 2v1s and 3v1s… Don’t be afraid to 1v1 a solo necro folks :P
I miss NSP
Me too &AR! I hope one of them moves up or we go back down. This EB/DR vs BP crap is very tiresome. Please note that in no way am I saying that we are being double teamed but in spirit, on the forums and on the battle field I can feel the hatred towards us from both servers.
BTW…I apologize…I normally try to make more positive posts but I had a bad day at work.
Oh no, we already vowed to pummel you guys in prep for your jaunt to T4. If you thought this was in any way bad…
I for one don’t hold anything against you guys personally. I’d like to see you guys go on and do better than we did up there. I know at least you guys have more than what it takes to take on Crystal Desert. We had them well in hand ourselves until they too pulled an all night capping rampage. Again, I’m not necessarily blaming you guys for exploiting a now blatant weakness of ours, it is what it is. Consolidation of our forces is merely something we as a server must work on apparently. I’m already night/morning crew as is, but once is potentially lucky, twice is a noticeable pattern. I’m saying they did it first, and the difference between you and them is, it’s the only reason they beat us. Folks in my server may dislike what I’m about to say, but numbers show that even without the 6k lead you guys took with that first night-cap, you’re still quite soundly ahead of us.
All that said, I’m still skeptical you guys won’t be back here in a few weeks though. I still don’t see you beating the likes of Yaks Bend or Maguuma, as I’ve stated before. By all means prove me wrong if you can. Everyone talks kitten on some of your Commanders, like Kalkz for instance. I personally like what I’ve seen from them on the field (still not so sure about the golem thing though, with the aggro’ed worker and all. Seems far-fetched that some guy with a work hammer is going to hold up a keep capping lol). My fears however are still that you guys are just like us in the fact that you’re stuck somewhere between T4 and T5.
Again, prove me wrong! >=P
-Objective “pep talk” concluded, nods, hops back onto high broomstick horse and rides into the sunset-
No one is moving into T4, this week or next.
No one is moving into T4, this week or next.
Really? So what’s the upcoming line-up? If it’s changing at all.
I often question any server that wants to go to T3+…. Seems like a lot of 24/7zerging/ no real good fights to be had. It turns into a giant numbers game, and while it may somewhat be that in t4/5 you get a healthier mix of various fights IE some solo roamers, small roaming groups as well as decent sized zergs. Im fairly content with where we are atm.
No one is moving into T4, this week or next.
Really? So what’s the upcoming line-up? If it’s changing at all.
Matchup will remain the same for awhile.
http://mos.millenium.org/matchups#NA
Check there for the infos.
In no way did I say please stop calling us bad, do what you want, you have the freedom of speech same as me. I do not care if you call is bad, I’m not calling you bad or in no way want to start something with you.
It’s a video game, I’m going to have fun and I will only trash talk of someone starts it, and right now I’m not even doing that.
Also those trebs were placed by one guy not our entire server, and I have not once called anybody bad, I like both EB and DR. If you think we are bad please continue to do so.
Key word here: fun.
Great post.
I often question any server that wants to go to T3+…. Seems like a lot of 24/7zerging/ no real good fights to be had. It turns into a giant numbers game, and while it may somewhat be that in t4/5 you get a healthier mix of various fights IE some solo roamers, small roaming groups as well as decent sized zergs. Im fairly content with where we are atm.
As am I. Not hating on Yaks, I think they were a lot nicer to us than they could’ve been lol.
I often question any server that wants to go to T3+…. Seems like a lot of 24/7zerging/ no real good fights to be had. It turns into a giant numbers game, and while it may somewhat be that in t4/5 you get a healthier mix of various fights IE some solo roamers, small roaming groups as well as decent sized zergs. Im fairly content with where we are atm.
As am I. Not hating on Yaks, I think they were a lot nicer to us than they could’ve been lol.
I seem to recall a time when YB used to beat up on us and maguuma… I also remember us beating mag and YB…. Oh how the times have changed.
My fears however are still that you guys are just like us in the fact that you’re stuck somewhere between T4 and T5.
Again, prove me wrong! >=P
-Objective “pep talk” concluded, nods, hops back onto high broomstick horse and rides into the sunset-
My thinking is DR will either rally and balance the tier or AR will move up again balancing the tier. I expect Ehmry Bay will remain green/big dog as it’s likely you have a few folks taking a wvw break after dropping.
In no way did I say please stop calling us bad, do what you want, you have the freedom of speech same as me. I do not care if you call is bad, I’m not calling you bad or in no way want to start something with you.
It’s a video game, I’m going to have fun and I will only trash talk of someone starts it, and right now I’m not even doing that.
Also those trebs were placed by one guy not our entire server, and I have not once called anybody bad, I like both EB and DR. If you think we are bad please continue to do so.
Key word here: fun.
Great post.
Thank you Skynet.
Yes it would be nice to move up a tier but at the same time I do not want to be Zerg rush every time I step out of my spawn (I have had enough of that), I love it here with you guys (DR & EB) and I loved it with (AR & NSP), this tier is where I love to fight.
These tiers are where you better yourself and better your server, it builds unity among the ranks and guilds. So lets keep up the good fighting and I welcome the fights ahead from what ever server enters this tier.
Also I’m happy to be Blue again my favorite keep in and side in Enteral Battlegrounds (also my favorite color).
Good luck to both servers wherever you guys end up.
In the end, well fought. Was a great WvW this week. We [BP] had a lot to show seeing we came up from a lower tier, and I think that we’ve proved our point, will be the same match-up this upcoming week. Should be quite close seeing we’ve learned this and that about the other servers.
I do, however, want to know…
…[Sekz] why? You couldn’t beat us on NSP, to your defense those NSP was only [Sekz] mainly, but still, your ultimate goal is to troll BP? Why the swap? Did you think you would finally get the glory of reining over BP?My hats off to ECHO of Ebay. Killer group.
Looking forward to next weeks match-up, raise hell, no mercy.
They transfered to Ebay during last week’s matchup not this one. o0
And, I’m pretty sure groups like [Sekz] and [ECHO] don’t give a kitten about who actually wins these matchups since who wins is not based upon who has the better players overall.
Just the better strategy?
Sekz actually plays wvw to my knowledge not sure about echo. If they dont enjoy the WvW meta why would they switch servers. Lower tiers have open field combat if that’s all folks are looking to play.
Had some good fun roaming in ebay borderlands, at one point I was defending our only ppt source in all of wvw, sry to those 3 upleveled guys that i stomped over a 5 minute period at faithleap, i didnt really want DR to have nothing on any map.
Anyway, went to EB, wasn’t much action so i decided to try to solo cap langor, turns out ranger can do it without too much trouble (5+ mins of dodge spam after ~5 mins of cataing down the wall, but fun), it was funny /waving at that one ebay guy standing on top of the gate while i flipped the cap.
Honorless Shaman (one of our commanders, nice working with you)turned up after that, and we managed to paint DR’s third of EB blue once again, with basically no resistance except those 5 guys that ambushed us at QL, obviously BP has some people atm as there were orange swords for OL and SM.
Did some last minute roaming in BP BL just before I left, but I was basically shut down by that mesmer, you know who you are
All in all, a fun day of wvw for me, hopefully no one loses their morale over the coming weeks of this matchup and it stays pretty similar.
BP we miss you.
I often question any server that wants to go to T3+…. Seems like a lot of 24/7zerging/ no real good fights to be had. It turns into a giant numbers game, and while it may somewhat be that in t4/5 you get a healthier mix of various fights IE some solo roamers, small roaming groups as well as decent sized zergs. Im fairly content with where we are atm.
I can’t agree with you more about how much more healthier/fun these lower tiers are from the top. We just had a small group of us transfer off of JQ to come to EB. It is completely refreshing being able to do something as a small group and not run into a zerg of 80 people to stop 5 and then dance on our corpses like it was some awesome display of skill.
Lmao! Anet reminds us that in the end, they pwn all with a full build reset… XD
I’m sort of worried (and yet hopeful regarding map completion) that DR will be dropping down a tier the week after, assuming Anvil Rock continues trouncing IoJ. Personally, I think this week was the best DR can currently put out, and while our WvW guilds can certainly only get better, it’s… well, it’s our fairweathers. They like to trickle away, until we get a new opponent, and then they all charge back in again.
Though at least our server is getting better, as opposed to just mass abandoning everything… and the militia are starting to carry supplies too! It was still a tad embarrassing to see our militia auto attacking a gate when there was a ram just sitting there, waiting to get used.
But! While I do want those nice green vistas, I don’t intend to give your servers any less of a fight this week.
And BP, tell your uplevels to stop picking fights with me. I sort of feel bad when I kill such courageous people charging into a hopeless fight. (Also, BP, can you stop carrying all these kitten spikes? I swear it’s only EBay that carry badges….)
In the end, well fought. Was a great WvW this week. We [BP] had a lot to show seeing we came up from a lower tier, and I think that we’ve proved our point, will be the same match-up this upcoming week. Should be quite close seeing we’ve learned this and that about the other servers.
I do, however, want to know…
…[Sekz] why? You couldn’t beat us on NSP, to your defense those NSP was only [Sekz] mainly, but still, your ultimate goal is to troll BP? Why the swap? Did you think you would finally get the glory of reining over BP?My hats off to ECHO of Ebay. Killer group.
Looking forward to next weeks match-up, raise hell, no mercy.
They transfered to Ebay during last week’s matchup not this one. o0
And, I’m pretty sure groups like [Sekz] and [ECHO] don’t give a kitten about who actually wins these matchups since who wins is not based upon who has the better players overall.
Just the better strategy?
Sekz actually plays wvw to my knowledge not sure about echo. If they dont enjoy the WvW meta why would they switch servers. Lower tiers have open field combat if that’s all folks are looking to play.
[ECHO] plays WvW but we serve a different purpose. we kill players not gates.
… well, it’s our fairweathers. They like to trickle away, until we get a new opponent, and then they all charge back in again.
I think this is true of most servers. I suspect we’ll all see a spike after the new WvW patch, and then it will be up to Anet as to whether or not they drift away again.
BP we miss you.
Another Os sighting woot!
aww…we miss you too!
Let’s get a room (hah beat you guy’s to it) got any hot Asuran babes available?
Oh what happened BP? Got Smashed? Inb4excuses
Naw
Oh what happened BP? Got Smashed? Inb4excuses
Naw
8 in the morning on a work day.
Well played man!
Oh what happened BP? Got Smashed? Inb4excuses
Check the scoreboard slick.
Oh what happened BP? Got Smashed? Inb4excuses
Naw
I enjoyed wiping your first golem rush. Unfortunately your plan of waiting for us to log off to do anything worked though.
Oh what happened BP? Got Smashed? Inb4excuses
Naw
Aww, you’re four hours late. >:
When I logged off all that Red was Green.
Everyone knows that BP only likes to PvE walls, and do whatever they can to avoid actual fights. They’ll flinch at the first hint of resistance, knowing they can just come back and take it later due to higher population.
Yet in the same breath wonder why their zergs are constantly being wiped. Gee, I wonder.
Everyone knows that BP only likes to PvE walls, and do whatever they can to avoid actual fights. They’ll flinch at the first hint of resistance, knowing they can just come back and take it later due to higher population.
Yet in the same breath wonder why their zergs are constantly being wiped. Gee, I wonder.
We don’t consistently get wiped. You probably wipe our Karma Trains thinking, hell yea, they suck. Nah, run into us on reset nights when we ALL are actually running on mains and see what happens, oh wait I’ve got recorded footage of that, I’ll have to share it.
It doesn’t matter who’s zerg owns who’s. 3 Thieves can wipe a 40man easy anyways, it doesn’t take much.
In the end, look at that scoreboard, who’s ahead?
In the end, look at that scoreboard, who’s ahead?
Indeed, you are lucky to have that oceanic guild to pvdoor agains us. BP has said you want to move up to t4 but let me tell you that you will get destroyed far worse than Ehmry ever did. Your NA population is crap and your oceanics wont be able to just “wait for the enemy to go to bed”.
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Oh what happened BP? Got Smashed? Inb4excuses
Naw
8 in the morning on a work day.
Well played man!
Well here’s a thing you dont know. Your morning is my night, and my morning is Your Night, I can do this to you every single day If i want to, do NOT touch my overlook
Oh what happened BP? Got Smashed? Inb4excuses
Naw
I enjoyed wiping your first golem rush. Unfortunately your plan of waiting for us to log off to do anything worked though.
Im sorry ? What golem rush ? I have capped every single thing you own with 4 Golems :]
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We don’t consistently get wiped. You probably wipe our Karma Trains thinking, hell yea, they suck. Nah, run into us on reset nights when we ALL are actually running on mains and see what happens, oh wait I’ve got recorded footage of that, I’ll have to share it.
It doesn’t matter who’s zerg owns who’s. 3 Thieves can wipe a 40man easy anyways, it doesn’t take much.
In the end, look at that scoreboard, who’s ahead?
That certainly explains why you’re always losing terribly at the end of the reset night (even in T6), and only ever pull ahead the on the first weekday as kitten’oclock.
Wait… no, sorry I got opposites confused again.
http://mos.millenium.org/servers/view/49/#matchup
Love that Monday morning split!
Oh what happened BP? Got Smashed? Inb4excuses
Naw
I enjoyed wiping your first golem rush. Unfortunately your plan of waiting for us to log off to do anything worked though.
Im sorry ? What golem rush ? I have capped every single thing you own with 4 Golems :][/quote]
This guy… golem rushes EB at noontime on reset day when there is no chance of the positions changing.. you are trying way too hard to compensate for something… ah well, I’ll continue wiping your primetime zergs with half your numbers only to watch them disappear and go pvdoor a borderland. I guess bp has unlocked the secret prize of winning t5. Eventually they will join SBIs club of superior tactics and skill in t4.
Hey, to each thier own. If a commander take pride in taking towers defended by five players over defeating enemies in even numbered fights, I say let them be proud. Points are points are points. It’s obviously worked for them this week, and not everyone is in it for the fighting. Those of us who actually enjoy being pitted head to head against similarly sized forced to see who comes out on top should respect that playstyle as well because it’s here to stay. Just keep it in your pants when you do end up taking an undefended borderland… wouldn’t want that pride to shrivel up when you’ve actually got competition.
Here’s a picture as well for you Kalkz. At least DR put up a fight and didn’t give up by waiting a couple hours for us to go to sleep before trying to take stuff back. That’s not necessarily an attack on any of you BP players, but that’s the kind of playstyle we’ve been dealing with on our end of things all week from you guys. Perhaps we lack the patience to defend in large numbers all night… another thing to improve.
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hmm mildly disappointing. Spent awhile tonight trying to find 1v1s while repping my alt guild. Found lots of 2v1s and 3v1s… Don’t be afraid to 1v1 a solo necro folks :P
I miss NSP
I’ll 1v1 you :] need to practice against Necros too.
There are actually quite a few roamers here on Ebay. What map did you go to?
Was in eBay, and BP borderlands, then EB. Would dig a chance to work on something other than “Thieves, Mesmers, d/d Elems, Oh My”. I am not trying to come across as “come at me bro”, I am just trying to work on my 1v1 skills and improve a bit.
When we fought NSP I had pretty good luck finding 1v1s, not so much this past week. One of the issues being Necro’s have a harder time picking and choosing fights, but I digress
hmm mildly disappointing. Spent awhile tonight trying to find 1v1s while repping my alt guild. Found lots of 2v1s and 3v1s… Don’t be afraid to 1v1 a solo necro folks :P
I miss NSP
I’ll 1v1 you :] need to practice against Necros too.
There are actually quite a few roamers here on Ebay. What map did you go to?
Was in eBay, and BP borderlands, then EB. Would dig a chance to work on something other than “Thieves, Mesmers, d/d Elems, Oh My”. I am not trying to come across as “come at me bro”, I am just trying to work on my 1v1 skills and improve a bit.
When we fought NSP I had pretty good luck finding 1v1s, not so much this past week. One of the issues being Necro’s have a harder time picking and choosing fights, but I digress
If you’d like 1v1s, I’ll be happy to set something up between players from both of our servers next week with a little more variety than lolthiefs and d/d elementrolls.
Oh what happened BP? Got Smashed? Inb4excuses
Naw
I enjoyed wiping your first golem rush. Unfortunately your plan of waiting for us to log off to do anything worked though.
Im sorry ? What golem rush ? I have capped every single thing you own with 4 Golems :]
This guy… golem rushes EB at noontime on reset day when there is no chance of the positions changing.. you are trying way too hard to compensate for something… ah well, I’ll continue wiping your primetime zergs with half your numbers only to watch them disappear and go pvdoor a borderland. I guess bp has unlocked the secret prize of winning t5. Eventually they will join SBIs club of superior tactics and skill in t4.[/quote]
If you want me to build a waypoint in your hills or Bay im down for it
d/d elementrolls.
heyyyyy
d/d elementrolls.
heyyyyy
You know I love you… if you’re on my team.
d/d elementrolls.
I take offense to that.
If you want me to build a waypoint in your hills or Bay im down for it
Want to know what the biggest difference between me and you is?
I make money from WvW
You lose money from WvW.
Want to know what the biggest difference between me and you is?
I make money from WvW
You lose money from WvW.
Someone on your team is losing money buying upgrades and siege. I wouldn’t be proud about riding on the pocketbooks of other players.
Want to know what the biggest difference between me and you is?
I make money from WvW
You lose money from WvW.
Someone on your team is losing money buying upgrades and siege. I wouldn’t be proud about riding on the pocketbooks of other players.
EBay has a long tradition of having “siege donation drives” where we portal masses of people through jumping puzzles and donate siege to active commanders. We also gather siege through map chat before raids and resets. For the most part the system has kept many of our commanders well supplied and little comes out of their own pockets except for upgrades (which are often even just paid for by donations from guilds).
That isn’t to say a lot of players put a lot of their own personal resources into siege and upgrades, but these drives do help to cut down the costs for these individuals by a lot. There’s not too much pride from to be had from riding the pocketbooks of other players, so luckily that isn’t the case a lot of the time.
Want to know what the biggest difference between me and you is?
I make money from WvW
You lose money from WvW.
Someone on your team is losing money buying upgrades and siege. I wouldn’t be proud about riding on the pocketbooks of other players.
And i give them every single piece of siege i loot from killing all those invaders
Just want to throw a thank you out to you, Faux Sheaux, for your diplomatic words, above. I’d hate to see competition turn into something truly ugly because people don’t have any tolerance for different playstyles.
I’m not a PVP maven … very far from it. Yet I’ve been made to feel welcome and that I can contribute in some small way to these week long competitions. I came to WvW originally for map completion and kept coming back because I found I was having fun. I’m usually building siege, or running for my life, but either way I’m having a good time.
I just want to say that even though we’re at war, there’s no reason to get all rabid and ugly in the forums. Encouraging interaction here and trying to understand the other side’s motivations can be part of what makes the game interesting and engaging.
Anyway, I hope everyone has more fun than frustration ahead of them in WvW in the weeks to come. Enjoy!
Want to know what the biggest difference between me and you is?
I make money from WvW
You lose money from WvW.
Someone on your team is losing money buying upgrades and siege. I wouldn’t be proud about riding on the pocketbooks of other players.
And i give them every single piece of siege i loot from killing all those invaders
I wish I could get siege from invaders :/
Hoove stacks FTW!
Here’s a picture as well for you Kalkz. At least DR put up a fight and didn’t give up by waiting a couple hours for us to go to sleep before trying to take stuff back.
I just noticed this post, tell me which part of these words your brain cant get so i can explain more “your night is my morning, and my morning is your night”, I wake up, rally people, cap everything, why you mad ?, I wish if i can play at your “prime amazing time” so i can wipe your zergs, but sorry i cant stay up to 3 AM my time just to show you how we wipe
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Here’s a picture as well for you Kalkz. At least DR put up a fight and didn’t give up by waiting a couple hours for us to go to sleep before trying to take stuff back.
I just noticed this post, tell me which part of these words your brain cant get so i can explain more “your night is my morning, and my morning is your night”, I wake up, rally people, cap everything, why you mad ?, I wish if i can play at your “prime amazing time” so i can wipe your zergs, but sorry i cant stay up to 3 AM my time just to show you how we wipe
Here’s a picture as well for you Kalkz. At least DR put up a fight and didn’t give up by waiting a couple hours for us to go to sleep before trying to take stuff back.
I just noticed this post, tell me which part of these words your brain cant get so i can explain more “your night is my morning, and my morning is your night”, I wake up, rally people, cap everything, why you mad ?
I never said I was mad. I said you wait a couple hours for us to leave a map before you storm it and brag on the forums about how great you are and how terrible we are… which you do. Also, I’d suggest keeping a few of your followers on a leash. It hurts your chances to pull of a successful golem rush when a random invader I just 1v1’d decides to add me to party and brag to me about how you guys are planning a golem rush in a certain place at a certain time. It doesn’t seem like very good tactics to tell your opponent your plans.
Also, you missed something above. I’m sure you meant to say “I wake up, rally people, cap everything, and shove my ego down everyone’s throat on the forums with posts about how bad they are because I stormed empty keeps.” It’s alright though, we can let that one slide.
I don’t care if you night cap. That’s part of the game. You’re just so loud about it.
Just want to throw a thank you out to you, Faux Sheaux, for your diplomatic words, above. I’d hate to see competition turn into something truly ugly because people don’t have any tolerance for different playstyles.
And thank you Best of luck tonight.
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