Guild Wars 2

GLHF to both of our opponents!

*in before Menorah :P

Looking forward to another glorious week of WvW with our talented opponents.

I wasn’t even going to bother with this next week’s WvW thread until I saw the “inb4 Menorah” post :P The last one was just a sickening combination of back patting, kitten slinging, Charrs, and special potatoes.

On the slinging sidenote, I’ve rigged up my Asura friend with Runes of the Afflicted. Watch out for the little guy AR and BP. I’m going to be tossing him into your zergs all week and watching that death nova from his little splattered body go boom all over your surprised players.

You took the bait… mwa hahah.

This week we are trying for a positive approach.

Simple title, easy to find. Thanks for that.

GLHF! I’ll be testing out my glamour mesmer a bit..

Don’t be hating on potatoes!

Have a good week folks

On a somewhat related note, I upgraded from a GeForce 450 to a gtx 660 Ti… Holy cow what a difference that made.

Fraeg.9837:

Don’t be hating on potatoes!

Have a good week folks

On a somewhat related note, I upgraded from a GeForce 450 to a gtx 660 Ti… Holy cow what a difference that made.

It sure does. Congrats on the new card Fraeg.

I will be tainting this thread with hilarious jokes about how bad BP and AR are in the open field. Fret not, this won’t be a boring thread.

It’s never boring when Kodiak drops by…

I’ve completed the Super Adventure Box with all achievements, so I’m ready for the reset and the new week. And just because I feel like being silly…

“Enough expository banter! Now we fight like men! And ladies! And ladies who dress like men!”

Dark Aidget.3879:

It’s never boring when Kodiak drops by…

Speaking of which, I don’t remember seeing a single post by him last thread. Does he have some unwritten rule against posting in threads he doesn’t start?

He is still posting is his first thread…

To Borlis Pass,
Taking all of Ebay stuff 3 horus before reset… why not do that everyday during the week? and stop hitting the low hanging fruit of AR.. it lacks skill.

To Anvil Rock,
The more you hit BP, the more BP will hit you, if you took your attack to Ebay hills, BP would take advantage of that and hit Ebay aswell. If you see BP owning a tower in ebays corner in EB… hit another ebay tower, don’t hit umber, it serves no tactical reason other then, shifting our eyes to look back at you…. it will just let ebay stay on top.

To Ebay,
/yawn.

Archer.1658:

I will be tainting this thread with hilarious jokes about how bad BP and AR are in the open field. Fret not, this won’t be a boring thread.

I really don’t like you.

peter.9024:

GLHF! I’ll be testing out my glamour mesmer a bit..

looks like your warrior right? saw it yesterday was trying to help you out on my warrior.

Evilzara.6378:

Archer.1658:

I will be tainting this thread with hilarious jokes about how bad BP and AR are in the open field. Fret not, this won’t be a boring thread.

I really don’t like you.

Obvious troll is obvious.

Don’t take the bait Z-Meister-5000

Faux Sheaux.6179:

Dark Aidget.3879:

It’s never boring when Kodiak drops by…

Speaking of which, I don’t remember seeing a single post by him last thread. Does he have some unwritten rule against posting in threads he doesn’t start?

Aidget promised me baked cookies if I didn’t post for a week. (looks at hand, see’s no cookies) Where’s mah cookies!?

-K

testpig.5018:

To Borlis Pass,
Taking all of Ebay stuff 3 horus before reset… why not do that everyday during the week? and stop hitting the low hanging fruit of AR.. it lacks skill.

To Anvil Rock,
The more you hit BP, the more BP will hit you, if you took your attack to Ebay hills, BP would take advantage of that and hit Ebay aswell. If you see BP owning a tower in ebays corner in EB… hit another ebay tower, don’t hit umber, it serves no tactical reason other then, shifting our eyes to look back at you…. it will just let ebay stay on top.

To Ebay,
/yawn.

Bro.

Anvil Rock while playing Super Fun Box gained 7 points on EBay last week. We’ll be busy playing SFB s’more

-K

Kodiack.2783:

Anvil Rock while playing Super Fun Box gained 7 points on EBay last week. We’ll be busy playing SFB s’more

-K

I wonder if that would work for us? Hmm….

I do want some of those skins though :P

To BP and AR, nice job working us ragged at the EB borderlands. You pushed us quite well at the start, and it took us quite a long time to get our stuff back. I’m having more fun than usual!

another boring week of mega zergs

Catisa.6507:

another boring week of mega zergs

and AR crying…

RyuDragnier.9476:

To BP and AR, nice job working us ragged at the EB borderlands. You pushed us quite well at the start, and it took us quite a long time to get our stuff back. I’m having more fun than usual!

Was fun. We didn’t bother touching AR because that’ll do us no good so we stayed quiet in our own side of your map.

Although, all I remember is Sekz and nobody else on your side.
So whatever you were doing, good job.

Sekz was keeping you guys busy, the rest of us were fighting off AR and holding onto our stuff. It paid off in the end. And Catisa, you guys were zerging us pretty badly in EB borderlands earlier. Had pretty much every AR in our borderlands zerging places.

testpig.5018:

To Borlis Pass,
Taking all of Ebay stuff 3 horus before reset… why not do that everyday during the week? and stop hitting the low hanging fruit of AR.. it lacks skill.

To Anvil Rock,
The more you hit BP, the more BP will hit you, if you took your attack to Ebay hills, BP would take advantage of that and hit Ebay aswell. If you see BP owning a tower in ebays corner in EB… hit another ebay tower, don’t hit umber, it serves no tactical reason other then, shifting our eyes to look back at you…. it will just let ebay stay on top.

To Ebay,
/yawn.

First off, the only reason you took stuff before reset is because no one gives a crap on reset morning. Second off, are you seriously asking AR to help you win because you can’t do it yourself? You disgust me.

Evilzara.6378:

Archer.1658:

I will be tainting this thread with hilarious jokes about how bad BP and AR are in the open field. Fret not, this won’t be a boring thread.

I really don’t like you.

I wouldn’t care if you liked me, that’s how insignificant you are.

Hey BP come get your lowlands again… lol

Evilzara.6378:

RyuDragnier.9476:

To BP and AR, nice job working us ragged at the EB borderlands. You pushed us quite well at the start, and it took us quite a long time to get our stuff back. I’m having more fun than usual!

Was fun. We didn’t bother touching AR because that’ll do us no good so we stayed quiet in our own side of your map.

Although, all I remember is Sekz and nobody else on your side.
So whatever you were doing, good job.

CoS, Para, SWAT, GF, GH (and anyone else I forgot!) were running around in our borderlands doing all the work for us. We were just trying to kill that pesky Veteran Wurm…

llkoolaid.8204:

Hey BP come get your lowlands again… lol

I didn’t mean your whole server…lol

Archer.1658:

testpig.5018:

To Borlis Pass,
Taking all of Ebay stuff 3 horus before reset… why not do that everyday during the week? and stop hitting the low hanging fruit of AR.. it lacks skill.

To Anvil Rock,
The more you hit BP, the more BP will hit you, if you took your attack to Ebay hills, BP would take advantage of that and hit Ebay aswell. If you see BP owning a tower in ebays corner in EB… hit another ebay tower, don’t hit umber, it serves no tactical reason other then, shifting our eyes to look back at you…. it will just let ebay stay on top.

To Ebay,
/yawn.

First off, the only reason you took stuff before reset is because no one gives a crap on reset morning. Second off, are you seriously asking AR to help you win because you can’t do it yourself? You disgust me.

Evilzara.6378:

Archer.1658:

I will be tainting this thread with hilarious jokes about how bad BP and AR are in the open field. Fret not, this won’t be a boring thread.

I really don’t like you.

I wouldn’t care if you liked me, that’s how insignificant you are.

Testpig doesn’t care if he disgusts you, that’s how insignificant you are.

ekleenex.1654:

Evilzara.6378:

RyuDragnier.9476:

To BP and AR, nice job working us ragged at the EB borderlands. You pushed us quite well at the start, and it took us quite a long time to get our stuff back. I’m having more fun than usual!

Was fun. We didn’t bother touching AR because that’ll do us no good so we stayed quiet in our own side of your map.

Although, all I remember is Sekz and nobody else on your side.
So whatever you were doing, good job.

CoS, Para, SWAT, GF, GH (and anyone else I forgot!) were running around in our borderlands doing all the work for us. We were just trying to kill that pesky Veteran Wurm…

I saw Punk at one point. And we killed the wurm twice, beat that!

Evilzara.6378:

Archer.1658:

testpig.5018:

To Borlis Pass,
Taking all of Ebay stuff 3 horus before reset… why not do that everyday during the week? and stop hitting the low hanging fruit of AR.. it lacks skill.

To Anvil Rock,
The more you hit BP, the more BP will hit you, if you took your attack to Ebay hills, BP would take advantage of that and hit Ebay aswell. If you see BP owning a tower in ebays corner in EB… hit another ebay tower, don’t hit umber, it serves no tactical reason other then, shifting our eyes to look back at you…. it will just let ebay stay on top.

To Ebay,
/yawn.

First off, the only reason you took stuff before reset is because no one gives a crap on reset morning. Second off, are you seriously asking AR to help you win because you can’t do it yourself? You disgust me.

Evilzara.6378:

Archer.1658:

I will be tainting this thread with hilarious jokes about how bad BP and AR are in the open field. Fret not, this won’t be a boring thread.

I really don’t like you.

I wouldn’t care if you liked me, that’s how insignificant you are.

Testpig doesn’t care if he disgusts you, that’s how insignificant you are.

LoL is all I have to say.

Hey AR, try attacking Ebay some day.

Evilzara.6378:

ekleenex.1654:

Evilzara.6378:

RyuDragnier.9476:

To BP and AR, nice job working us ragged at the EB borderlands. You pushed us quite well at the start, and it took us quite a long time to get our stuff back. I’m having more fun than usual!

Was fun. We didn’t bother touching AR because that’ll do us no good so we stayed quiet in our own side of your map.

Although, all I remember is Sekz and nobody else on your side.
So whatever you were doing, good job.

CoS, Para, SWAT, GF, GH (and anyone else I forgot!) were running around in our borderlands doing all the work for us. We were just trying to kill that pesky Veteran Wurm…

I saw Punk at one point. And we killed the wurm twice, beat that!

Oh yeah PUNK!

Two wurm wipes? I wondered why I kept seeing BP PTT spiking… I need to leave a scout there next match up I think…

Plok.6145:

Hey AR, try attacking Ebay some day.

They did. Did you forget the 2v1 on our BL where we pushed you and them off? I mean AR is just playing tactically smart man by knocking down the weaker opponent.

Bleh typical zerg fest.

Tho jumping in the middle of a sea of BP and watching them melt will NEVER get old.

All I see is bags…..moar bags puhlease

Know what I’m loving right now:

1. The slew of lag and queue complaints this corner of the forums gets every reset night. Seriously, every reset night lol. You’d think people would eventually realize it’s pretty much the status quo.
2.We’re still in tier 5. Don’t get me wrong, I’d be happy if we moved up, but I daresay BP has grown on me a bit… Then again, I said the same about DR too. You know, I’m pretty convinced I just love everyone in general.

What I’m not loving so much:

1. I work every reset night. I hear such great things, and I’ve got to see one of these so called “mega zergs” of ours. Seems like every time I’m on we have trouble gathering even 15-20 together. So I guess I’m just used to “zerg-lite” (zero calories, same bitter aftertaste). Suits me fine in the long run because that makes life all the more interesting during my time on, but just once or twice I’d love to see us fully manned and in top form.

Other items of note:

Fraeg.9837:

Don’t be hating on potatoes!

Have a good week folks

On a somewhat related note, I upgraded from a GeForce 450 to a gtx 660 Ti… Holy cow what a difference that made.

Gratz! Recently moved off a laptop myself. Ran the game and WvW okay. Had to turn the graphics all the way down for WvW, no textures whatsoever but it got the job done. I swear I was in awe for the first week or so after the switch though. Seeing all the game’s active weather effects and such. Highest grade mid-range gamer PC I could find, is even overclocked, and I still can’t turn the “hoard settings” in options on high without massive lag lol! It’s cool though, at least now I can have the settings adjusted so I can see all your actual avatars as they are, instead of the generic ones WvW assigns by default.

RyuDragnier.9476:

Sekz was keeping you guys busy, the rest of us were fighting off AR and holding onto our stuff. It paid off in the end. And Catisa, you guys were zerging us pretty badly in EB borderlands earlier. Had pretty much every AR in our borderlands zerging places.

Did I say anything about it being on Ebay and BP? no I didn’t, mega zerging in AR is just as boring IMO.

Who’s leading that [WFD] guild running around? You’re as bad as the rest of BP’s commanders…leaving your servermates behind while you run away/desperately spam the waypoint. LOL

Best part of reset night.

Nice job tonight everybody, as we’ve gotten our first waypoint built in our BL (finally, lol), have taken control of almost the entire map, and gotten quite a lot of kills. Good show!

Score update for the ones that can’t play…

PenguiNet.3420:

Who’s leading that [WFD] guild running around? You’re as bad as the rest of BP’s commanders…leaving your servermates behind while you run away/desperately spam the waypoint. LOL

Haha you appreciated that one, didn’t ya? We stuck you with RI for 4 minutes while we took back some other stuff

Sometimes the only way out is the way you don’t think about. Oh… P.S. ya’ll bring some SERIOUS numbers to the tables on reset! I’m very impressed!

I had enough of wiping Ebay in eternal, wvw rank 25, Good fights PK, and COF as well

tas.6310:

PenguiNet.3420:

Who’s leading that [WFD] guild running around? You’re as bad as the rest of BP’s commanders…leaving your servermates behind while you run away/desperately spam the waypoint. LOL

Haha you appreciated that one, didn’t ya? We stuck you with RI for 4 minutes while we took back some other stuff

Sometimes the only way out is the way you don’t think about. Oh… P.S. ya’ll bring some SERIOUS numbers to the tables on reset! I’m very impressed!

You guys bring a marco that waypoints you to Burger King. Seriously, do we make your repair bills that high that you have to waypoint out instead of manning up and trying to learn how to fight us?

tas.6310:

PenguiNet.3420:

Who’s leading that [WFD] guild running around? You’re as bad as the rest of BP’s commanders…leaving your servermates behind while you run away/desperately spam the waypoint. LOL

Haha you appreciated that one, didn’t ya? We stuck you with RI for 4 minutes while we took back some other stuff

Sometimes the only way out is the way you don’t think about. Oh… P.S. ya’ll bring some SERIOUS numbers to the tables on reset! I’m very impressed!

took you a while to think of an excuse for running away. “took back some other stuff”…what are you talking about lol? we wiped you from EBBL and then we wiped you from your own BL.

@Kalkz…lol wiping pK? gimmie a break…have you seen EBG map? it’s all green. if you’re wiping anything, you’re not very effective at it lol.

PenguiNet.3420:

tas.6310:

PenguiNet.3420:

Who’s leading that [WFD] guild running around? You’re as bad as the rest of BP’s commanders…leaving your servermates behind while you run away/desperately spam the waypoint. LOL

Haha you appreciated that one, didn’t ya? We stuck you with RI for 4 minutes while we took back some other stuff

Sometimes the only way out is the way you don’t think about. Oh… P.S. ya’ll bring some SERIOUS numbers to the tables on reset! I’m very impressed!

took you a while to think of an excuse for running away. “took back some other stuff”…what are you talking about lol? we wiped you from EBBL and then we wiped you from your own BL.

@Kalkz…lol wiping pK? gimmie a break…have you seen EBG map? it’s all green. if you’re wiping anything, you’re not very effective at it lol.

OH ? sorry ? im an eternal commander, I have been commanding in eternal since reset, All i know that i have been wiping Ebay like no tomorrow, I have waypointed total 2 times from death in 5 hours, idc about bp bl

llkoolaid.8204:

Score update for the ones that can’t play…

Danke llkoolaid! Danke! AR, looks like opportunity knocks.

CrowndClown.1702:

PenguiNet.3420:

Who’s leading that [WFD] guild running around? You’re as bad as the rest of BP’s commanders…leaving your servermates behind while you run away/desperately spam the waypoint. LOL

They have a macro that instantly waypoints them to Burger King.

Really? I just insta-respawn at Dairy Queen. Nothing like a Reeses Blizzard after the opposing team takes your main keep in Eternal, fights you for nearly ten minutes as the combat gradually escalates up the spiring lighthouse JP there, then eventually point Blank shot you off near the top where you then fall to your death. Passing through central hole in the ceiling to lay in the lord’s room below.

Think that was our first week with BP actually. Way to cap off good times.

PenguiNet.3420:

tas.6310:

PenguiNet.3420:

Who’s leading that [WFD] guild running around? You’re as bad as the rest of BP’s commanders…leaving your servermates behind while you run away/desperately spam the waypoint. LOL

Haha you appreciated that one, didn’t ya? We stuck you with RI for 4 minutes while we took back some other stuff

Sometimes the only way out is the way you don’t think about. Oh… P.S. ya’ll bring some SERIOUS numbers to the tables on reset! I’m very impressed!

took you a while to think of an excuse for running away. “took back some other stuff”…what are you talking about lol? we wiped you from EBBL and then we wiped you from your own BL.

@Kalkz…lol wiping pK? gimmie a break…have you seen EBG map? it’s all green. if you’re wiping anything, you’re not very effective at it lol.

Hehe, of course it does. Nobody can compete with your l33t skillz and awesome forum posting while playing the game and wiping everyone off the face of the earth!

Oh… and we took a few camps… you didn’t see those blips of blue? Nah… you’re not focused on that. You want to kill!

Kalkz.5297:

PenguiNet.3420:

tas.6310:

PenguiNet.3420:

Who’s leading that [WFD] guild running around? You’re as bad as the rest of BP’s commanders…leaving your servermates behind while you run away/desperately spam the waypoint. LOL

Haha you appreciated that one, didn’t ya? We stuck you with RI for 4 minutes while we took back some other stuff

Sometimes the only way out is the way you don’t think about. Oh… P.S. ya’ll bring some SERIOUS numbers to the tables on reset! I’m very impressed!

took you a while to think of an excuse for running away. “took back some other stuff”…what are you talking about lol? we wiped you from EBBL and then we wiped you from your own BL.

@Kalkz…lol wiping pK? gimmie a break…have you seen EBG map? it’s all green. if you’re wiping anything, you’re not very effective at it lol.

OH ? sorry ? im an eternal commander, I have been commanding in eternal since reset, All i know that i have been wiping Ebay like no tomorrow, I have waypointed total 2 times from death in 5 hours, idc about bp bl

You don’t care? I can tell BP is going places…and by places I mean t8.