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Some back story regarding the incident.
Recently, in Tier 3 (Tarnished Coast v. Yak’s Bend v. Fort Aspenwood), one of our [Tarnished Coast] players decided to amass a huge army of siege golems that he had been saving up for quite a while. Though we had them built for quite some time, we never used them, so instead, we stored them at Rogue’s Quarry. Come 1:00 A.M. EST, when people were tired and beginning to log off, our server had the brilliant idea to launch an all out siege on the Eternal Battleground with our 41 golem army, some of which were omegas.
After we finally got into the golems, we were excited beyond belief. We wanted blood. We NEEDED blood. So when one of our commanders told us to attack Quentin Lake first with the army, instead, in a furious hivemind stupor, we attacked Stonemist head-on.
This video documents those fateful six minutes.
Enjoy.
(Note: I did not take the video.)
EDIT: Look mommy, we made the front page!
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Ahaha. You folks sure know how to have a good time.
What was one of the main rules i learn when attacking a gate…“Take out the Oil first.”
:P
You had too many golems, so you were hard-pressed to reach the gate cause they were picking at you from a distance…
More is not always good x)
When I first read about 40 Golems getting killed by an Oil.. I was like, has the Anti-Golem God risen from the Mists to pour missfortune over us all, I spent several hours praying inside the Shrine of the Golem God (TCG for all you heathens) , but then I recieved a vision of utmost importance, all those Golems that were sacrificed to the oils of the enemy, were actually powered by tainted powercores, and had to be weeded out. My heart was still broken, but alas I was gifted with new plans, and new ideas, how to turn our warriors into the machine god avatars of the Golem God.
And now a short prayer for all of you nonbelivers:
01101101 01100001 01111001 00100000 01100111 01101111 01101100 01100101 01101101 00100000 01101010 01110101 01110011 01110100 01101001 01100011 01100101 00100000 01100001 01100011 01100011 01101111 01110101 01101110 01110100 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01100010 01100001 01101100 01100001 01101110 01100011 01100101 00101100 00100000 01100001 01101101 01100101 01101110 00100001
blessed be the Golem God in all his glory!
^
I hope you are aware of the statement released by our High Priest regarding this episode!
Burning oil needs to be nerfed, seriously!
By the way, next time try it with 42 golems, cause we all know that this is the ultimate answer.
lol amusing and very disorganized
You needed more Mesmer portals and to kill dat oil
Thanks for linking dude. Pretty much everything that could be done wrong was done wrong, but at least they used their shields, lol.
I wonder how many of the people in those suicide-golems were mesmers.
I’ll start building the oil from now on
Lol.. such a waste Why didn’t the 2 omega’s use their rockets at range at least? :P
LOL! Did the game make the “whah whah whaaaahhhh” sound when you failed? =)
I wonder how many bags the burning oil user got. I’d imagine for him it was raining badges xD
And this has been a guide on how to quickly lose all of your coin.
lol, thanks for linking. I was heart broken when I heard I’d missed that.
Haha, I see this happen all the time. Several times I’m in a golem charge and I see the oil up and say don’t go up to the door or you’ll die. But the golems just go up anyway and get massacred. Kinda like telling a kid to not touch fire I guess, they just have to see for themselves.
Best 41g ever spent.
I can’t imagine how many loot bags must have appeared for the burning oil operator. It must have been a little brown garden on the rampart!
If you had 30 less golems and 30 more people to portal + tw + kill oil and cannons for you, then you would’ve gotten SM.
It hurt watching all that siege go down the drain
I’ll start building the oil from now on
I sure hope more people feel the same way as you do. I am pretty tired of trying to supply run to build every single oil in one of those BL keeps/garrison when everybody else just run off right after the mesmer sweep.
Yes I am from TC and a lot of us don’t understand how awesome oil pot is.
Hahaha that is golden.
That’s got to suck to see all your golems go down so fast like that lol, was epic attempt though
that’s the problem though with walking them that far without any portals or destroying siege 1st
pretty funny though :P
I’ve run dungeons with sauce and he is awesome :-)
My favorite part: “My golem is dead”.
I was the guy on the oil. i got a lots of bags. 16 badges, lots of heavy loots and a rare. but the best part about it was the sheer amount of numbers on my screen. The first person you see on the path was in my guild. She started going off in TS about some huge Golem army and I went right to the oil, not once expecting to use it. good times lol
Some back story regarding the incident.
Recently, in Tier 3 (Tarnished Coast v. Yak’s Bend v. Fort Aspenwood), one of our [Tarnished Coast] players decided to amass a huge army of siege golems that he had been saving up for quite a while. Though we had them built for quite some time, we never used them, so instead, we stored them at Rogue’s Quarry. Come 1:00 A.M. EST, when people were tired and beginning to log off, our server had the brilliant idea to launch an all out siege on the Eternal Battleground with our 41 golem army, some of which were omegas.
After we finally got into the golems, we were excited beyond belief. We wanted blood. We NEEDED blood. So when one of our commanders told us to attack Quentin Lake first with the army, instead, in a furious hivemind stupor, we attacked Stonemist head-on.
This video documents those fateful six minutes.
Enjoy.
(Note: I did not take the video.)
Mwahahaha yes this is my video.
And agreed to the above comment about people starting to log off. We did the golem strike while we had no queue and everyone was going to bed. It was poorly executed and I was quiet intoxicated at the time, but never the less it was fun and funny. I know all the people that were butthurt about us wasting that many golems, but the guy who gave them all up still gives golems for good causes even after this (not on this scale). Really it was mostly in good fun for laughs, not some striking tactical decision made to try and sweep the map (obviously).
I literally cringed when I watched that video.
You guys should be sent to the bottom tier for that mess.
Burning oil needs to be nerfed, seriously!
really? I think this was the only thing in gw2 left alone by noobs with “nerf” mentality… until now. I dont see you complaining because no one was smart enough to destroy it it takes 2min… nooo, you cant be bother by this silly thing, you are too pro for you for such a low task. Nerfing is better.
42 would have managed to take down that door btw :>
omg!wow 41 vs oil!hahahaha!omg awesome, darn so mad i missed that event just seeing them marching towards gate would have made my day.41…impressive!
You guys should be sent to the bottom tier for that mess.
It’s obviously a joke, the people themselves posted the video so others can laugh at it.
Besides, if we go to the bottom tier, who will be there to welcome your guys to tier 3?
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Funny video to see. Seeing the high graphics quality make me really want a better computer to play Guild Wars 2 on. Need…new…computer….
I would have left the server in a heartbeat. That was terrible. Multiple omegas, too. Ugh. Painful to watch.
ermm dont the omega golem have ranged attack that avoid Oil ?
Oh my god that is amazing, I wish I could have been there! Can only imagine what the people in SM were thinking seeing that many golems charging their gate before it all ended to oil.
Brave of you to post such a video but it’s cool to see some failure too. Most other videos are about posing or showing off, but this one shows just how bad things can go without coordination or organization.
I feel bad for the guy who payed for the party.
Brave of you to post such a video but it’s cool to see some failure too. Most other videos are about posing or showing off, but this one shows just how bad things can go without coordination or organization.
I feel bad for the guy who payed for the party.
Don’t, he still regularly offers free golems for no particular reason. We are crazy like that. Everyone involved knew it was a joke attack, so I’m guessing they kind of saw it coming.
I just watched us try this again. And it worked this time. I don’t think we had 41 though. And then right after we captured Stonemist my game froze. Argh!
w00t! At 4:00 I make my appearance in the filmmakers targetting frame with a death from above > HB > whirlwind to the door attack, followed again, and again, a death in the middle of the golem horde, a rally as they start dropping like flies and a quick retreat back into the portal sometime around 5:03. Fun times and lots of bags/badges.
Lol.. such a waste Why didn’t the 2 omega’s use their rockets at range at least? :P
Cause we didn’t want to think too much, hehe. It was a silly idea and we just went with it.
Sometimes, it is not about winning, it is about having fun!
That
was
AWESOME!
Seriously, next time – take the siege out before you send the golems in.
Nice Video Ahaha, Burning Oil (1), 41 Golems (0)
Thanks For Sharing lol
Oh the lootbags must have dropped like mana from the sky for that guy pouring down the oil.
I happen to be standing on the wall when I saw the mass of golems approach the gate. Apprehension soon turned into glee as I rained down grenades as fast as I could toss them. What a sight to behold!!
heh kinda amuseing. However in the future you may want to bear in mind that anything over about 6-10 golems at a time is probably a bad idea. 6 is plenty to rip down a reinforced gate long before cata’s on the other side of the door can down them baring extream counter siege. I was on the defending side of a 6 alpha bum rush. We saw them comeing and had time to setup 3 cata’s behind the door and 3 balista’s in spots that could hit the door… dispite all that they broke the door down as the last golem died.
you would have done far better with 10 golems and 31 players to take out the oil and enemy players.
Hmm. Perfectly executed offensive move just unfortunate you didn’t have enough siege Golems. I hope you’ve learnt from this mistake and will make 66 next time, as order 66 is quite deadly.
I laughed so hard, also because of the music
Great video, thanks!
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