Guild Wars 2

Albo.7605:

JaNordy.6149:

BV in my fight club? Its more likely than you think.

Yet you neglect to show your minimap OR the all of the other mag standing next to my guildies not being attacked. You idiosyncratic CAMP members like to constantly provoke us, then QQ on here when you get wiped? The other mag were okay with us getting rid of you.. trolls. Better luck next time — GG

Mini map would not have shown anything other than the 1 WaR guy thats actually in the SS. Dont worry though, little do you know my screenshot key is bound to my movement key. I was trying not to post pics to embarrass you or your guild but since you want to go there. Hope you liked this as much as I did.

http://imgur.com/a/3WQG5

Ganking people on the way to fight club just because they camp the JP is pretty weak.

nikkistar.1409:

ParaldaWind.4523:

Do we need to direct you to our Major Issues Officer?

Yes, but can you make sure its the North American side, but this might be a financial issue as well, so you might want to forward me to your bank representative as well. And can I request lumps of coal instead of potatoes?

I LOLed. +1 for style to you, maam.

rice.5376:

JaNordy.6149:

Albo.7605:

JaNordy.6149:

Albo.7605:

JaNordy.6149:

BV in my fight club? Its more likely than you think.

Yet you neglect to show your minimap OR the all of the other mag standing next to my guildies not being attacked. You idiosyncratic CAMP members like to constantly provoke us, then QQ on here when you get wiped? The other mag were okay with us getting rid of you.. trolls. Better luck next time — GG

Mini map would not have shown anything other than the 1 WaR guy thats actually in the SS. Dont worry though, little do you know my screenshot key is bound to my movement key. I was trying not to post pics to embarrass you or your guild but since you want to go there. Hope you liked this as much as I did.

http://imgur.com/a/3WQG5

lol, nice one

I like how you took the time to assemble a nice little webpage /no life

Where are the screen shots of whenever we rolled you guys?

You guys were ganking us dont try to act like you are hot stuff there buddy

Doing all that took grand total of 10 minutes out of my life. Considering both of us sat around fight club for 2 hours Im glad we can share our no life together in GW2. You rolled our group one time, when we had guy that wasnt there and I was too busy replying to your guild PM spam. Surely you have a screenshot of your only group victory, I will even host it on that page.

edit: S S is blocked haha

He wants your D, bro.

you and kidding looks like that ranger needs a lil help

all i can say is i c alot of talk on this form but last night when i watchd there suppose best mesmer get killd 3 times by a no named warrior it was kinda funny

DeathJoker.1845:

rice.5376:

JaNordy.6149:

Albo.7605:

JaNordy.6149:

Albo.7605:

JaNordy.6149:

BV in my fight club? Its more likely than you think.

Yet you neglect to show your minimap OR the all of the other mag standing next to my guildies not being attacked. You idiosyncratic CAMP members like to constantly provoke us, then QQ on here when you get wiped? The other mag were okay with us getting rid of you.. trolls. Better luck next time — GG

Mini map would not have shown anything other than the 1 WaR guy thats actually in the SS. Dont worry though, little do you know my screenshot key is bound to my movement key. I was trying not to post pics to embarrass you or your guild but since you want to go there. Hope you liked this as much as I did.

http://imgur.com/a/3WQG5

lol, nice one

I like how you took the time to assemble a nice little webpage /no life

Where are the screen shots of whenever we rolled you guys?

You guys were ganking us dont try to act like you are hot stuff there buddy

Doing all that took grand total of 10 minutes out of my life. Considering both of us sat around fight club for 2 hours Im glad we can share our no life together in GW2. You rolled our group one time, when we had guy that wasnt there and I was too busy replying to your guild PM spam. Surely you have a screenshot of your only group victory, I will even host it on that page.

edit: S S is blocked haha

He wants your D, bro.

you and kidding looks like that ranger needs a lil help

Uh, can someone tell me what he is trying to say?

Hehe yaks finally got their se tower after outnumbering us and having trebs and mortars pointed at it for well over an hour. Some amazing tactics on YB’s part like running into a sieged up breach repeatedly and trying to drop open field arrow carts / catapults and retreating.

JaNordy.6149:

Albo.7605:

JaNordy.6149:

Albo.7605:

JaNordy.6149:

BV in my fight club? Its more likely than you think.

Yet you neglect to show your minimap OR the all of the other mag standing next to my guildies not being attacked. You idiosyncratic CAMP members like to constantly provoke us, then QQ on here when you get wiped? The other mag were okay with us getting rid of you.. trolls. Better luck next time — GG

Mini map would not have shown anything other than the 1 WaR guy thats actually in the SS. Dont worry though, little do you know my screenshot key is bound to my movement key. I was trying not to post pics to embarrass you or your guild but since you want to go there. Hope you liked this as much as I did.

http://imgur.com/a/3WQG5

lol, nice one

I like how you took the time to assemble a nice little webpage /no life

Where are the screen shots of whenever we rolled you guys?

You guys were ganking us dont try to act like you are hot stuff there buddy

Doing all that took grand total of 10 minutes out of my life. Considering both of us sat around fight club for 2 hours Im glad we can share our no life together in GW2. You rolled our group one time, when we had guy that wasnt there and I was too busy replying to your guild PM spam. Surely you have a screenshot of your only group victory, I will even host it on that page.

edit: S S is blocked haha

Oh yes, you win sir, my guild and I are so embarrassed by these screenshots, excuse me while i go QQ and slit my wrist in the corner. loljk idc

Albo.7605:

JaNordy.6149:

Albo.7605:

JaNordy.6149:

Albo.7605:

JaNordy.6149:

BV in my fight club? Its more likely than you think.

Yet you neglect to show your minimap OR the all of the other mag standing next to my guildies not being attacked. You idiosyncratic CAMP members like to constantly provoke us, then QQ on here when you get wiped? The other mag were okay with us getting rid of you.. trolls. Better luck next time — GG

Mini map would not have shown anything other than the 1 WaR guy thats actually in the SS. Dont worry though, little do you know my screenshot key is bound to my movement key. I was trying not to post pics to embarrass you or your guild but since you want to go there. Hope you liked this as much as I did.

http://imgur.com/a/3WQG5

lol, nice one

I like how you took the time to assemble a nice little webpage /no life

Where are the screen shots of whenever we rolled you guys?

You guys were ganking us dont try to act like you are hot stuff there buddy

Doing all that took grand total of 10 minutes out of my life. Considering both of us sat around fight club for 2 hours Im glad we can share our no life together in GW2. You rolled our group one time, when we had guy that wasnt there and I was too busy replying to your guild PM spam. Surely you have a screenshot of your only group victory, I will even host it on that page.

edit: S S is blocked haha

Oh yes, you win sir, my guild and I are so embarrassed by these screenshots, excuse me while i go QQ and slit my wrist in the corner. loljk idc

udc but here u r poastin away

rice.5376:

Uh, can someone tell me what he is trying to say?

Here, I will translate what he said for you…

“Bacon pancakes, making bacon pancakes, put the bacon in the pancakes. Bacon pancakes, making bacon pancakes, bacon PANCAKEEEEEEEEEES!”

Allow me to sing the song of my people. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNXmeA-IMuI

rice.5376:

Allow me to sing the song of my people. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNXmeA-IMuI

You, sir, may be one of my new favorite people.

JaNordy.6149:

Mini map would not have shown anything other than the 1 WaR guy thats actually in the SS. Dont worry though, little do you know my screenshot key is bound to my movement key. I was trying not to post pics to embarrass you or your guild but since you want to go there. Hope you liked this as much as I did.

http://imgur.com/a/3WQG5

How did I miss this comment of hilarity? Gosh, I must step up my game here.

1) Thank you for taking the time out of your life to dedicate a e-book, with dialogue and everything to BV. It makes me, a member of BV, rejoice in the fact that you cared just THAT much, to waste your precious time on us <3

2) Mike’s Lemonade is for “kittens”.

3) You do realize boasting about substance usage, doesn’t really make you look “cool” or appealing right?

4) I luv you so bery much, and would like to give you a hug. Hugs? (Although, I predict your reaction to this request is more along the lines of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C_HReR_McQ)

Albo.7605:

Oh yes, you win sir, my guild and I are so embarrassed by these screenshots, excuse me while i go QQ and slit my wrist in the corner. loljk idc

There’s even proof of you and your guildies getting rocked now. I don’t get it.

If you didn’t care, you’d stop responding and fade back into irrelevancy.

Boonprot.6274:

Albo.7605:

Oh yes, you win sir, my guild and I are so embarrassed by these screenshots, excuse me while i go QQ and slit my wrist in the corner. loljk idc

There’s even proof of you and your guildies getting rocked now. I don’t get it.

Hey, someone asked for the fashion police in here. Get on it, already. Slacker.

boonprot got fired for wearing ugg boots

saiyr.3071:

boonprot got fired for wearing ugg boots

Don’t tell me, he wore them with daisy duke shorts, right?

Boonprot.6274:

Albo.7605:

Oh yes, you win sir, my guild and I are so embarrassed by these screenshots, excuse me while i go QQ and slit my wrist in the corner. loljk idc

There’s even proof of you and your guildies getting rocked now. I don’t get it.

If you didn’t care, you’d stop responding and fade back into irrelevancy.

Speaking of irrelevancy were you not playing the role of mr.fashionista earlier in the wvw forums?

Boonprot.6274:

If you didn’t care, you’d stop responding and fade back into irrelevancy.

Hey dere, sexah…

Albo.7605:

Speaking of irrelevancy were you not playing the role of mr.fashionista earlier in the wvw forums?

No, I brought up you crying to not only me, but my whole guild, and then you made a comment about Kyra’s armor colour which I corrected.

This conversation is like talking to Calvin.

Boonprot.6274:

Albo.7605:

Speaking of irrelevancy were you not playing the role of mr.fashionista earlier in the wvw forums?

No, I brought up you crying to not only me, but my whole guild, and then you made a comment about Kyra’s armor colour which I corrected.

This conversation is like talking to Calvin.

Pretty sure you just doomed this thread

Boonprot.6274:

Albo.7605:

Speaking of irrelevancy were you not playing the role of mr.fashionista earlier in the wvw forums?

No, I brought up you crying to not only me, but my whole guild, and then you made a comment about Kyra’s armor colour which I corrected.

This conversation is like talking to Calvin.

Joan Rivers, is that you?

Boonprot.6274:

Albo.7605:

Speaking of irrelevancy were you not playing the role of mr.fashionista earlier in the wvw forums?

No, I brought up you crying to not only me, but my whole guild, and then you made a comment about Kyra’s armor colour which I corrected.

This conversation is like talking to Calvin.

I knew a Calvin once, we dont talk about those times anymore though.

Had some fun duels with Albo. It reminded me that game fighting is more fun than forum fighting.

zastari.1730:

Had some fun duels with Albo. It reminded me that game fighting is more fun than forum fighting.

What? Gkick.

saiyr.3071:

zastari.1730:

Had some fun duels with Albo. It reminded me that game fighting is more fun than forum fighting.

What? Gkick.

Can we hug it out?

nikkistar.1409:

saiyr.3071:

zastari.1730:

Had some fun duels with Albo. It reminded me that game fighting is more fun than forum fighting.

What? Gkick.

Can we hug it out?

Only if you wear a panda suit. But I don’t hug ex-guildies that like this “game fighting” thing.

saiyr.3071:

nikkistar.1409:

saiyr.3071:

zastari.1730:

Had some fun duels with Albo. It reminded me that game fighting is more fun than forum fighting.

What? Gkick.

Can we hug it out?

Only if you wear a panda suit. But I don’t hug ex-guildies that like this “game fighting” thing.

Furries freak me out, though

Any more BV dudes here? I want to continue talking about how you are all bad at this game and even worse at forum posting

nikkistar.1409:

Hey dere, sexah…

0/10. Boonprot knows the difference between a tie and an ascot.

Boonprot.6274:

Albo.7605:

Speaking of irrelevancy were you not playing the role of mr.fashionista earlier in the wvw forums?

No, I brought up you crying to not only me, but my whole guild, and then you made a comment about Kyra’s armor colour which I corrected.

This conversation is like talking to Calvin.

Reasoning with woman is impossible.

It’s like sitting down to a friendly game of dice. Only the woman refuses to acknowledge the kitten rules of the game.
A man will cheat you, he’ll do it honestly. He’ll use loaded dice, so that you think you’re losing by chance. And if you arn’t clever enough to spot wat he’s doing , then maybe he deserves to take your coin.
A woman, though, she’ll sit down to the same game and she’ll smile, and act like she’s going to play. Only when it’s her turn to throw, she’ll toss a pair of her own dice and they are blank on all six sides. Not a single pip showing. She’ll inspect her throw, then she’ll look up at you and say, Clearly i just won!
Now you’ll scratch your head and look at the dice. Then you’ll look up at her, then down at the dice again. ‘But there aren’t any pips on these dice’ you’ll say.
‘Yes there are,’ she’ll say. ‘Ánd both dice rolled one.’
’That’s exactly the number you need to win,’ you’ll say.
‘Wat a coincidence,’ She’ll reply, then begin to scoop up your coins.
And you’ll sit there, trying to wrap your head ‘bout wat just happened. And you’ll realise something.
A pair of ones isn’t the winning throw! Not when you threw sin on your turn. That means she needed a pair of twos instead!
You’ll explain wat you’ve discovered. Only then, do you know what she’ll do?
Then she’ll reach over and rub the blank faces of her dice. And with a perfectly straight face, she’ll say ’ Í’m sorry. There was a spot of dirt on the dice. Clearly you can see that actually came up as twos!’
She’ll scoop up all your coins and then every other woman in the room will come over and congratulate her on throwing a pair of twos.
The more you complain about it, the more woman will join in the argument. You’ll be outnumbered in a moment, and each of those woman will explain to you how those dice clearly read twos, and how you realy need to stop behaving like a child.
Every single one of them will see the twos! Even the prudish woman who has hated your woman from birth (sinds your woman’s granny stole the other woman’s granny’s honeycake recipe when they where yourng), even that woman will side against you.

By the time they’re done, you’ll be left with no coin, several lists worth of errands to run and a splitting headache.
You’ll sit there and stare at the table and begin to wonder, just maybe, if those dice didn’t read twos after all. If only to preserve what’s left of your sanity.

That’s what it’s like to reason with a woman.

repair man.7925:

Any more BV dudes here? I want to continue talking about how you are all bad at this game and even worse at forum posting

quality first post on forums

Martrim.1078:

Boonprot.6274:

Albo.7605:

Speaking of irrelevancy were you not playing the role of mr.fashionista earlier in the wvw forums?

No, I brought up you crying to not only me, but my whole guild, and then you made a comment about Kyra’s armor colour which I corrected.

This conversation is like talking to Calvin.

Reasoning with woman is impossible.

It’s like sitting down to a friendly game of dice. Only the woman refuses to acknowledge the kitten rules of the game.
A man will cheat you, he’ll do it honestly. He’ll use loaded dice, so that you think you’re losing by chance. And if you arn’t clever enough to spot wat he’s doing , then maybe he deserves to take your coin.
A woman, though, she’ll sit down to the same game and she’ll smile, and act like she’s going to play. Only when it’s her turn to throw, she’ll toss a pair of her own dice and they are blank on all six sides. Not a single pip showing. She’ll inspect her throw, then she’ll look up at you and say, Clearly i just won!
Now you’ll scratch your head and look at the dice. Then you’ll look up at her, then down at the dice again. ‘But there aren’t any pips on these dice’ you’ll say.
‘Yes there are,’ she’ll say. ‘Ánd both dice rolled one.’
’That’s exactly the number you need to win,’ you’ll say.
‘Wat a coincidence,’ She’ll reply, then begin to scoop up your coins.
And you’ll sit there, trying to wrap your head ‘bout wat just happened. And you’ll realise something.
A pair of ones isn’t the winning throw! Not when you threw sin on your turn. That means she needed a pair of twos instead!
You’ll explain wat you’ve discovered. Only then, do you know what she’ll do?
Then she’ll reach over and rub the blank faces of her dice. And with a perfectly straight face, she’ll say ’ Í’m sorry. There was a spot of dirt on the dice. Clearly you can see that actually came up as twos!’
She’ll scoop up all your coins and then every other woman in the room will come over and congratulate her on throwing a pair of twos.
The more you complain about it, the more woman will join in the argument. You’ll be outnumbered in a moment, and each of those woman will explain to you how those dice clearly read twos, and how you realy need to stop behaving like a child.
Every single one of them will see the twos! Even the prudish woman who has hated your woman from birth (sinds your woman’s granny stole the other woman’s granny’s honeycake recipe when they where yourng), even that woman will side against you.

By the time they’re done, you’ll be left with no coin, several lists worth of errands to run and a splitting headache.
You’ll sit there and stare at the table and begin to wonder, just maybe, if those dice didn’t read twos after all. If only to preserve what’s left of your sanity.

That’s what it’s like to reason with a woman.

I was reading this, and got excited. Then by the 3rd sentence, my mind wandered off and I started thinking about how cute red pandas are. Then, it proceeded to wander further into what the meaning of a chopstick is, you know, like life, but a chopstick.

Then it went on to cry that I did not know what an ascot is.

Now, I am a sad panda.

nikkistar.1409:

Now, I am a sad panda.

See, you’re already half way there!

saiyr.3071:

nikkistar.1409:

Now, I am a sad panda.

See, you’re already half way there!

NOOOO! You tricked me

zastari.1730:

Hehe yaks finally got their se tower after outnumbering us and having trebs and mortars pointed at it for well over an hour. Some amazing tactics on YB’s part like running into a sieged up breach repeatedly and trying to drop open field arrow carts / catapults and retreating.

I had a very entertaining few hours because of that tower.. First I was on my ranger playing around with some thief up in north camp only to turn around and see that 8 people had capped it behind me, guess I failed my guard duties.. Then I go hide up with the orb guards… And get killed. By everyone. Was hoping those NPCs would protect me lol. Moral of the story? I’m bad at playing my ranger.

Fast forward to that tower.. I had swapped to my s/d sylvari thief in t3 and had some pretty good skirmishes with everyone there. Most notably a thief and a mesmer I played with for a good few minutes before the thief left and let the mes and I duke it out for a while near se tower. Good fight with that mes, she joined party after stomping me to congratulate on the nice fight.

In general, I had a great time this week against mag and kain. Despite that mag zerg of like 50 running over our borderland every hour for most of the week. At least reflipping everything worked out well for my personal advancement, not so much for the score.

I went away 2 days ago and missed amazingness in this thread.

Always remember.

kerona.3465:

Always remember.

For some reason, “THIS IS SPARTA” came to my mind after reading this. Then afterwards, I said to myself, “Self, that’s the wrong movie you are quoting, dummy.”

zastari.1730:

Hehe yaks finally got their se tower after outnumbering us and having trebs and mortars pointed at it for well over an hour. Some amazing tactics on YB’s part like running into a sieged up breach repeatedly and trying to drop open field arrow carts / catapults and retreating.

Kaineng salutes YB on their fighting spirit and endurance. You won the battle and beat Magumma. God forbid that other realms use ACs besides Magumma.

Sol.8341:

zastari.1730:

Hehe yaks finally got their se tower after outnumbering us and having trebs and mortars pointed at it for well over an hour. Some amazing tactics on YB’s part like running into a sieged up breach repeatedly and trying to drop open field arrow carts / catapults and retreating.

Kaineng salutes YB on their fighting spirit and endurance. You won the battle and beat Magumma. God forbid that other realms use ACs besides Magumma.

This is why Mags in my mind is becoming the new DB (they’ve always been like them in a way but now their top dog in our teir its gotten a little worse). At least you Kainegs seem to be more like yaks now that you’ve lost your ship jumpers (and by that I mean in attitude). Thing some mags just dont seem to realize is thats just how we Yaks tend to do things and from what ive seen since launch we’ve always done it like that (its more about the fights than the points)… and we are still in teir 3 so it must have some effect on our standing, despite our flawed ‘tactics’ we havent dropped down yet..

Hell we held SM most of yesterday from repeated pincer attacks on the lords room by both mags and kain, and we foiled a large kain zergs attempt at capping the keeps control point for a good 10 minutes (managed to keep the circle red the entire time) and drove em off and out.

Only lost it to a mag zerg of 40+ when it came that inevitable time of the day when most of our players go off to have a life or take there nightly constitutional… that being said we fought to the last against at least twice our number. After that most of us in EB left for greener pastures.

Hey last I saw we are doing better than last week, and theres hardly a huge gap between all 3 of us, which is good. So dont scoff oh ye mags at how we do things, its clearly working, and we dont have the coverage you do so with that in mind its working very well indeed.

TheBigfootNZ.4605:

Hey last I saw we are doing better than last week, and theres hardly a huge gap between all 3 of us, which is good. So dont scoff oh ye mags at how we do things, its clearly working, and we dont have the coverage you do so with that in mind its working very well indeed.

Aren’t you doing worse than last week if we compare last sunday to this sunday? Mag came out of the weekend down like 15k in third place…