Guild Wars 2

You’re not “shining a spotlight” on hackers because you’re making baseless claims without evidence against people that are most likely not to read or post in the forums. You’re also not educating anyone, stop trying to fool yourself. Making complaints of hacking and exploiting without evidence is simply… err… complaining. It’s also against the CoC as it is not constructive in any way.

It is against the CoC to discuss hacking and exploiting, because, as all of you have proven, it simply degrades the thread with a bunch of people generalizing a server for the supposed actions of a few.

Give it a rest. I like to get threads closed as much as the next person but you guys are doing it in the most unfunny way.

Sol.8341:

Maybe it’s because by shining a spotlight on hackers and educating the masses how to identify them, we can achieve a healthier and more gun WvWvW experience. For the hackers, it will be hell thou. Dun need to get too defensive, I didn’t say it was you.

Sol.8341 the hero we need but we don’t deserve.

GuardianOMS.8067:

You’re not “shining a spotlight” on hackers because you’re making baseless claims without evidence against people that are most likely not to read or post in the forums. You’re also not educating anyone, stop trying to fool yourself. Making complaints of hacking and exploiting without evidence is simply… err… complaining. It’s also against the CoC as it is not constructive in any way.

It is against the CoC to discuss hacking and exploiting, because, as all of you have proven, it simply degrades the thread with a bunch of people generalizing a server for the supposed actions of a few.

Give it a rest. I like to get threads closed as much as the next person but you guys are doing it in the most unfunny way.

You are not invited to our wedding.

e: she said CoC

BV in my fight club? Its more likely than you think.

I for one am thankful Sol.8341 is here now to educate us on hackers. I can’t recall a time in gw2 when hacking was so prevalent as it is now. Thank the spirits that anet removed orbs before these zoom hackers figured out how to arrow cart the them from the air.

zastari.1730:

Also Yak is starting to focus Kaineng a lot more. Yak is desperate for second so they always go for second place; however they are just starting to realize that this is going to be Kaineng and not Mag.

Why settle for 2nd place Yaks ? Kaineng supports you all the way ! Aim for 1st spot. Together we will take down the haughty purplemen. Tomorrow reset at Mags BL, we attack from each of our respective starting base all the way up to their garrison. After that, we will have naked karaoke session !

Sol.8341:

zastari.1730:

Also Yak is starting to focus Kaineng a lot more. Yak is desperate for second so they always go for second place; however they are just starting to realize that this is going to be Kaineng and not Mag.

Why settle for 2nd place Yaks ? Kaineng supports you all the way ! Aim for 1st spot. Together we will take down the haughty purplemen. Tomorrow reset at Mags BL, we attack from each of our respective starting base all the way up to their garrison. After that, we will have naked karaoke session !

go away

jaegerx.1693:

Sol.8341:

Maybe it’s because by shining a spotlight on hackers and educating the masses how to identify them, we can achieve a healthier and more gun WvWvW experience. For the hackers, it will be hell thou. Dun need to get too defensive, I didn’t say it was you.

Sol.8341 the hero we need but we don’t deserve.

I read Sol’s post in Cartman’s superhero (coo…n is censored) voice. Fit perfectly.

Sol.8341:

Words

Usually I will leave the forums alone and just chuckle at the shenanigans, but I found your post to be particularly precious, and so I find myself inclined to post a reply.

Allow me to introduce myself: I am the aforementioned SEA commander in your post. I have the pleasure of commanding our forces during oceanic time throughout the week. If you come across a commander in those times, there’s a good chance it’s me (weekends are another matter. I play for fun, not because its a chore).

Regarding your very thinly veiled accusations that I might be either using or encouraging the use of hacks on our server: I’m both flattered and amused; Maguuma has a history of being massively out-manned during oceanic since day 1, but what few people we have during this time have become (thanks to the community mumble) a force to be reckoned with (granted, some times that force is immobile and needs a good shouting at to get things moving again, but lets not quibble).

So now we get to the part of the post where I need to somehow ridicule your post, yet not get myself banned. A bigger challenge then you might think!

Now to the meaty bits!

This was very clear to us as we assaulted Kaineng Hills to take it back again. This time, instead of 1-2 hours, it took 15mins.

So because all the ‘hackers’ were afraid, all of a sudden we can’t defend? Not quite. It was paper. No upgrades. 500 supply and we were outmanned. The day before, it had a waypoint and 1700 supply. Are you telling me that the 2 assaults were equivalent?

Here’s the recap/reality of what happened last night. We took your garrison and east keep in quick succession. I made the call that seeing as we just removed 2 of your waypoints, that you’d go to west and try and hold the last one. I told my guys to forget west, and head to the north towers but we got to garrison as the kain zerg arrived. Oops.

Knowing fine well that the outer was a lost cause, we grabbed what supply there was and did what we always do: Instead of thinking inside the box, we picked up the box, threw it away and came up with new ideas. We were still experimenting with placements as you guys were knocking the walls down. We found some new spots that worked very well and the fact that someone reported it as being a ‘zoomhack’ when it was totally legit means its going on my list of ‘placements to induce rage’ list. Thanks for beta testing. I have pictures of the positions. Any GM is welcome to request them. Not you though Sol, I don’t think we’ve extracted quite enough QQ yet.

After we lost the garrison to the inevitable red tide, we had precisely 5 minutes before you arrived at east keep. Again, 500 supply, no upgrades, no siege and outmanned. Please insert the most derogatory comment you can come up with here as a reaction to how the hell you think a keep so freshly taken that the lords corpse is still steaming compares to one which was fully upgraded, fully stocked and pre-sieged.

Now here’s the ironic part. I realise Sol won’t believe anything said from here on in (reality sucks I know), but the AC’s outside the lord room were not because we were frightened of being recorded (far from it, I look fantastic in HD), but because someone else took initiative whilst I tried to figure out a counter to the zoomhack AC’s that kain used to take the fully upgraded keep the night before (oh wow they trebbed the AC’s, who saw that coming??).

Yep, the very thing that we’re accused of cheating at. After 2 hours, someone in Kain threw caution to the wind, and put an AC directly against the wall across from the waypoint in the corner, and used it to kill all the inner siege. The entire Kain blob was 3 seconds behind when that happened. I wasn’t recording, thinking I was wasting my time. Thanks to your posting Sol however, I’ve decided to change my ways, become vigilant and actively record all exploits I see.

What is particularly ironic about this, is that after we got zoom hacked we went and tested it on our borderlands. Whilst we couldn’t achieve the same thing, we were able to prove that you could indeed tweak the camera to fire inside where you had no rights to be able to. You may not have noticed it last night when taking the paper keep, but there was a commander dead outside the lord room (me). I wonder if anyone on Kain found it strange that a commander would suddenly rush outside, on his own, in what appeared to be a useless suicide… Unfortunately, in a stroke of bad luck even I can’t believe, i managed to stuff up capturing the evidence whilst lying there. Welp.

All of the above can easily be collaborated with the people on mumble, but for a neutral 3rd party, you can check with the Yak spy who’s usually on there (hes so cute, we just want to keep him).

PS there is a clue in the picture about how we can so effectively extract loot from you guys.

Sol.8341:

zastari.1730:

Also Yak is starting to focus Kaineng a lot more. Yak is desperate for second so they always go for second place; however they are just starting to realize that this is going to be Kaineng and not Mag.

Why settle for 2nd place Yaks ? Kaineng supports you all the way ! Aim for 1st spot. Together we will take down the haughty purplemen. Tomorrow reset at Mags BL, we attack from each of our respective starting base all the way up to their garrison. After that, we will have naked karaoke session !

Nothing is wort the effort unless u are naked while doing them!

Shads. The new Rebel.

Welcome to the jungle.

GuardianOMS.8067:

Shads. The new Rebel.

Welcome to the jungle.

But I can actually make it to the end of a Bony post??

Rebel Aussie 2.0

Boonprot.6274:

So much e-thuggery. This coming from the person who cried to me about a member from a past guild of mine calling his e-girlfriend tacky. Then, when I said I couldn’t do anything about it, blocked me and PMed PYRO crying even harder. We need an Issues Officer or Conflict Officer here.

E-girlfriend? Really? Seriously, did you just use that line? Please, tell me you didn’t. I mean, seriously?

Even Kyrwhateverhisnameis, was more original with his fashionista statement of “your gear is tacky” comment. Of course that came after the wall of text he sent me, after I responded to the “Get a life” routine, with my very very mature statement of, “Mad bro?” and my further eloquent statement of “Thanks for caring about my life so much, and taking the game to serious. Have a good day”. I didn’t realize trolling a person, would equate to the “Great Wall of Text” that ensued after which, from said troll guesting on YB.

I blew it off, but as my guild leader, he cared. He actually gave props to PYRO for trolling him so hard, and laughed about the potatoes. The hilarity that ensued, and the laughs we (and I am sure PYRO) received after were well worth it. He knew he was getting trolled, and hard, but his curiosity (Which kills cats, might I add) made him continue to see where it ended. I am sure, at some point, he facepalmed, but you have to have absolutely zero humor, if you couldn’t laugh at it. Well played PYRO, well played.

If this was your attempt at trying to make Albo look bad, BoonProt, it failed. It is only a game after all, no need to be so mad. Scale of 1 to mad, how mad are you?

Have a good day, sir. /salute

nikkistar.1409:

Boonprot.6274:

So much e-thuggery. This coming from the person who cried to me about a member from a past guild of mine calling his e-girlfriend tacky. Then, when I said I couldn’t do anything about it, blocked me and PMed PYRO crying even harder. We need an Issues Officer or Conflict Officer here.

E-girlfriend? Really? Seriously, did you just use that line? Please, tell me you didn’t. I mean, seriously?

Even Kyrwhateverhisnameis, was more original with his fashionista statement of “your gear is tacky” comment. Of course that came after the wall of text he sent me, after I responded to the “Get a life” routine, with my very very mature statement of, “Mad bro?” and my further eloquent statement of “Thanks for caring about my life so much, and taking the game to serious. Have a good day”. I didn’t realize trolling a person, would equate to the “Great Wall of Text” that ensued after which, from said troll guesting on YB.

I blew it off, but as my guild leader, he cared. He actually gave props to PYRO for trolling him so hard, and laughed about the potatoes. The hilarity that ensued, and the laughs we (and I am sure PYRO) received after were well worth it. He knew he was getting trolled, and hard, but his curiosity (Which kills cats, might I add) made him continue to see where it ended. I am sure, at some point, he facepalmed, but you have to have absolutely zero humor, if you couldn’t laugh at it. Well played PYRO, well played.

If this was your attempt at trying to make Albo look bad, BoonProt, it failed. It is only a game after all, no need to be so mad. Scale of 1 to mad, how mad are you?

Have a good day, sir. /salute

Albo, we downed you 12 times from within your zerg to my single death. I counted Also, I’m probably a Lanceloot on that scale.

Shads.9468:

wall of text

hey now that you’re done with the wall of text can you send me the gw2achack.dll again pls

Shads.9468:

All of the above can easily be collaborated

corroborated*

nikkistar.1409:

Boonprot.6274:

So much e-thuggery. This coming from the person who cried to me about a member from a past guild of mine calling his e-girlfriend tacky. Then, when I said I couldn’t do anything about it, blocked me and PMed PYRO crying even harder. We need an Issues Officer or Conflict Officer here.

E-girlfriend? Really? Seriously, did you just use that line? Please, tell me you didn’t. I mean, seriously?

Even Kyrwhateverhisnameis, was more original with his fashionista statement of “your gear is tacky” comment. Of course that came after the wall of text he sent me, after I responded to the “Get a life” routine, with my very very mature statement of, “Mad bro?” and my further eloquent statement of “Thanks for caring about my life so much, and taking the game to serious. Have a good day”. I didn’t realize trolling a person, would equate to the “Great Wall of Text” that ensued after which, from said troll guesting on YB.

I blew it off, but as my guild leader, he cared. He actually gave props to PYRO for trolling him so hard, and laughed about the potatoes. The hilarity that ensued, and the laughs we (and I am sure PYRO) received after were well worth it. He knew he was getting trolled, and hard, but his curiosity (Which kills cats, might I add) made him continue to see where it ended. I am sure, at some point, he facepalmed, but you have to have absolutely zero humor, if you couldn’t laugh at it. Well played PYRO, well played.

If this was your attempt at trying to make Albo look bad, BoonProt, it failed. It is only a game after all, no need to be so mad. Scale of 1 to mad, how mad are you?

Have a good day, sir. /salute

+1 boonprot is the maddest mad

Boonprot.6274:

nikkistar.1409:

Boonprot.6274:

So much e-thuggery. This coming from the person who cried to me about a member from a past guild of mine calling his e-girlfriend tacky. Then, when I said I couldn’t do anything about it, blocked me and PMed PYRO crying even harder. We need an Issues Officer or Conflict Officer here.

E-girlfriend? Really? Seriously, did you just use that line? Please, tell me you didn’t. I mean, seriously?

Even Kyrwhateverhisnameis, was more original with his fashionista statement of “your gear is tacky” comment. Of course that came after the wall of text he sent me, after I responded to the “Get a life” routine, with my very very mature statement of, “Mad bro?” and my further eloquent statement of “Thanks for caring about my life so much, and taking the game to serious. Have a good day”. I didn’t realize trolling a person, would equate to the “Great Wall of Text” that ensued after which, from said troll guesting on YB.

I blew it off, but as my guild leader, he cared. He actually gave props to PYRO for trolling him so hard, and laughed about the potatoes. The hilarity that ensued, and the laughs we (and I am sure PYRO) received after were well worth it. He knew he was getting trolled, and hard, but his curiosity (Which kills cats, might I add) made him continue to see where it ended. I am sure, at some point, he facepalmed, but you have to have absolutely zero humor, if you couldn’t laugh at it. Well played PYRO, well played.

If this was your attempt at trying to make Albo look bad, BoonProt, it failed. It is only a game after all, no need to be so mad. Scale of 1 to mad, how mad are you?

Have a good day, sir. /salute

Albo, we downed you 12 times from within your zerg to my single death. I counted Also, I’m probably a Lanceloot on that scale.

Ummm, 2 people, stealthed, ganking 1 person that is focused on the fight in front of him for an hour and failing at that spike more than 60% of the time…

and whenever i got the chance to try and 1v1 kyra, 5 mag would show up when he was either downed or at 1%…. way to constantly hide behind a zerg? GG guys

Albo.7605:

Boonprot.6274:

nikkistar.1409:

Boonprot.6274:

So much e-thuggery. This coming from the person who cried to me about a member from a past guild of mine calling his e-girlfriend tacky. Then, when I said I couldn’t do anything about it, blocked me and PMed PYRO crying even harder. We need an Issues Officer or Conflict Officer here.

E-girlfriend? Really? Seriously, did you just use that line? Please, tell me you didn’t. I mean, seriously?

Even Kyrwhateverhisnameis, was more original with his fashionista statement of “your gear is tacky” comment. Of course that came after the wall of text he sent me, after I responded to the “Get a life” routine, with my very very mature statement of, “Mad bro?” and my further eloquent statement of “Thanks for caring about my life so much, and taking the game to serious. Have a good day”. I didn’t realize trolling a person, would equate to the “Great Wall of Text” that ensued after which, from said troll guesting on YB.

I blew it off, but as my guild leader, he cared. He actually gave props to PYRO for trolling him so hard, and laughed about the potatoes. The hilarity that ensued, and the laughs we (and I am sure PYRO) received after were well worth it. He knew he was getting trolled, and hard, but his curiosity (Which kills cats, might I add) made him continue to see where it ended. I am sure, at some point, he facepalmed, but you have to have absolutely zero humor, if you couldn’t laugh at it. Well played PYRO, well played.

If this was your attempt at trying to make Albo look bad, BoonProt, it failed. It is only a game after all, no need to be so mad. Scale of 1 to mad, how mad are you?

Have a good day, sir. /salute

Albo, we downed you 12 times from within your zerg to my single death. I counted Also, I’m probably a Lanceloot on that scale.

Ummm, 2 people, stealthed, ganking 1 person that is focused on the fight in front of him for an hour and failing at that spike more than 60% of the time…

and whenever i got the chance to try and 1v1 kyra, 5 mag would show up when he was either downed or at 1%…. way to constantly hide behind a zerg? GG guys

Are you from BV? cuze if you are your statement about us mag hiding behind numbers is hilarious. It take more than 5 of you to take me out and it would take you atleast 30min to actually kill me.
you would also run back to back your guildy up when i was trying to 1v1 them. (fyi im the bronze assaulter asuran thief)
so dont come here all high and mighty. we all gank ppl when outnumbering them and we also fail to kill them when we outnumber them.

GG

JaNordy.6149:

BV in my fight club? Its more likely than you think.

Yet you neglect to show your minimap OR the all of the other mag standing next to my guildies not being attacked. You idiosyncratic CAMP members like to constantly provoke us, then QQ on here when you get wiped? The other mag were okay with us getting rid of you.. trolls. Better luck next time — GG

Vi Au.8341:

Albo.7605:

Boonprot.6274:

nikkistar.1409:

Boonprot.6274:

So much e-thuggery. This coming from the person who cried to me about a member from a past guild of mine calling his e-girlfriend tacky. Then, when I said I couldn’t do anything about it, blocked me and PMed PYRO crying even harder. We need an Issues Officer or Conflict Officer here.

E-girlfriend? Really? Seriously, did you just use that line? Please, tell me you didn’t. I mean, seriously?

Even Kyrwhateverhisnameis, was more original with his fashionista statement of “your gear is tacky” comment. Of course that came after the wall of text he sent me, after I responded to the “Get a life” routine, with my very very mature statement of, “Mad bro?” and my further eloquent statement of “Thanks for caring about my life so much, and taking the game to serious. Have a good day”. I didn’t realize trolling a person, would equate to the “Great Wall of Text” that ensued after which, from said troll guesting on YB.

I blew it off, but as my guild leader, he cared. He actually gave props to PYRO for trolling him so hard, and laughed about the potatoes. The hilarity that ensued, and the laughs we (and I am sure PYRO) received after were well worth it. He knew he was getting trolled, and hard, but his curiosity (Which kills cats, might I add) made him continue to see where it ended. I am sure, at some point, he facepalmed, but you have to have absolutely zero humor, if you couldn’t laugh at it. Well played PYRO, well played.

If this was your attempt at trying to make Albo look bad, BoonProt, it failed. It is only a game after all, no need to be so mad. Scale of 1 to mad, how mad are you?

Have a good day, sir. /salute

Albo, we downed you 12 times from within your zerg to my single death. I counted Also, I’m probably a Lanceloot on that scale.

Ummm, 2 people, stealthed, ganking 1 person that is focused on the fight in front of him for an hour and failing at that spike more than 60% of the time…

and whenever i got the chance to try and 1v1 kyra, 5 mag would show up when he was either downed or at 1%…. way to constantly hide behind a zerg? GG guys

Are you from BV? cuze if you are your statement about us mag hiding behind numbers is hilarious. It take more than 5 of you to take me out and it would take you atleast 30min to actually kill me.
you would also run back to back your guildy up when i was trying to 1v1 them. (fyi im the bronze assaulter asuran thief)
so dont come here all high and mighty. we all gank ppl when outnumbering them and we also fail to kill them when we outnumber them.

GG

The FAQ one that ran from me when i was trying to 1v1 you… and did the same thing when my guildie tried to 1v1 you? oh yeah.. stick with hiding in the back of a zerg with your shortbow — it suites you.

zastari.1730:

GuardianOMS.8067:

Shads. The new Rebel.

Welcome to the jungle.

But I can actually make it to the end of a Bony post??

No-one on maguuma needs to read my post, it’s not exactly breaking news. Kain lost their Bl, then they blobbed.. Really all I did was spend some dead time at work trying to educate lesser informed people.

Oops sorry, just took kains’ garrison and keep again. Sorry!

PS that epic post of mine contains exactly 3 secret messages. Have fun!

Shads.9468:

zastari.1730:

GuardianOMS.8067:

Shads. The new Rebel.

Welcome to the jungle.

But I can actually make it to the end of a Bony post??

No-one on maguuma needs to read my post, it’s not exactly breaking news. Kain lost their Bl, then they blobbed.. Really all I did was spend some dead time at work trying to educate lesser informed people.

Oops sorry, just took kains’ garrison and keep again. Sorry!

Lack of coverage, especially in European time, can do that to you. Even fortified keep will be lost to pvdoor. It is funny that you brag about winning pvdoor.

Look at pic from 30 seconds ago. Outmanned like usual in this time zone.

Looks like we are a lock for #2 in tier 3 this week. Great job soldiers of Kaineng! I am proud.

Albo.7605:

Ummm, 2 people, stealthed, ganking 1 person that is focused on the fight in front of him for an hour and failing at that spike more than 60% of the time…

and whenever i got the chance to try and 1v1 kyra, 5 mag would show up when he was either downed or at 1%…. way to constantly hide behind a zerg? GG guys

No it was definitely 12 times. I actually tallied them on a post-it because it was that funny. You tried to hide it by spamming return to the waypoint, but we always saw you running back from the spawn. We noticed by the end that your guildies started consciously protecting you and targeting us two. It was pretty funny, actually.

Pretty sure Kyra has won the fair 1v1s against you. The two that I saw he won. After that, you roamed with your guildies for a bit. That was when you rolled over the fight club.

Boonprot.6274:

Albo.7605:

Ummm, 2 people, stealthed, ganking 1 person that is focused on the fight in front of him for an hour and failing at that spike more than 60% of the time…

and whenever i got the chance to try and 1v1 kyra, 5 mag would show up when he was either downed or at 1%…. way to constantly hide behind a zerg? GG guys

No it was definitely 12 times. I actually tallied them on a post-it because it was that funny. You tried to hide it by spamming return to the waypoint, but we always saw you running back from the spawn. We noticed by the end that your guildies started consciously protecting you and targeting us two. It was pretty funny, actually.

Pretty sure Kyra has won the fair 1v1s against you. The two that I saw he won. After that, you roamed with your guildies for a bit. That was when you rolled over the fight club.

No, Kyra was down at both fair-ish 1v1s, like I said, you guys were trying to single me out purposely while I was preoccupied — it does not take any skill to do that. Backstab + shatter which i was able to get away from most of the time. I dont think I died 12 times, but if i did, it was out of 35 attempts to get me.

I am glad you cared enough to keep a tab though…

Golems just want to have fun!

Albo.7605:

Boonprot.6274:

Albo.7605:

Ummm, 2 people, stealthed, ganking 1 person that is focused on the fight in front of him for an hour and failing at that spike more than 60% of the time…

and whenever i got the chance to try and 1v1 kyra, 5 mag would show up when he was either downed or at 1%…. way to constantly hide behind a zerg? GG guys

No it was definitely 12 times. I actually tallied them on a post-it because it was that funny. You tried to hide it by spamming return to the waypoint, but we always saw you running back from the spawn. We noticed by the end that your guildies started consciously protecting you and targeting us two. It was pretty funny, actually.

Pretty sure Kyra has won the fair 1v1s against you. The two that I saw he won. After that, you roamed with your guildies for a bit. That was when you rolled over the fight club.

No, Kyra was down at both fair-ish 1v1s, like I said, you guys were trying to single me out purposely while I was preoccupied — it does not take any skill to do that. Backstab + shatter which i was able to get away from most of the time. I dont think I died 12 times, but if i did, it was out of 35 attempts to get me.

I am glad you cared enough to keep a tab though…

k, whatever you say. Also, I don’t think I was running backstab at the time. S/D + SB venomshare, iirc. It was far less than 35. We had at the worst a 50% chance of downing you. Usually depended on if you could blink back into your zerg to hide or not. As the fights went on, you sat in the middle of your guild and it made it harder.

As to the last part, we turn it into a game. Recently, we discovered that there is a mesmer in the guild [Bark] who looks like a cheap version of Kyra. Now, we single her out every time she pops up and make sure she dies. It’s fun and a nice distraction from protecting supply camps and yaks when the CL or KN zerg isn’t running headlong into our garrison farms.

Shads.9468:

Golems just want to have fun!

That XF, how rude.

Boonprot.6274:

Albo.7605:

Boonprot.6274:

Albo.7605:

Ummm, 2 people, stealthed, ganking 1 person that is focused on the fight in front of him for an hour and failing at that spike more than 60% of the time…

and whenever i got the chance to try and 1v1 kyra, 5 mag would show up when he was either downed or at 1%…. way to constantly hide behind a zerg? GG guys

No it was definitely 12 times. I actually tallied them on a post-it because it was that funny. You tried to hide it by spamming return to the waypoint, but we always saw you running back from the spawn. We noticed by the end that your guildies started consciously protecting you and targeting us two. It was pretty funny, actually.

Pretty sure Kyra has won the fair 1v1s against you. The two that I saw he won. After that, you roamed with your guildies for a bit. That was when you rolled over the fight club.

No, Kyra was down at both fair-ish 1v1s, like I said, you guys were trying to single me out purposely while I was preoccupied — it does not take any skill to do that. Backstab + shatter which i was able to get away from most of the time. I dont think I died 12 times, but if i did, it was out of 35 attempts to get me.

I am glad you cared enough to keep a tab though…

k, whatever you say. Also, I don’t think I was running backstab at the time. S/D + SB venomshare, iirc. It was far less than 35. We had at the worst a 50% chance of downing you. Usually depended on if you could blink back into your zerg to hide or not. As the fights went on, you sat in the middle of your guild and it made it harder.

As to the last part, we turn it into a game. Recently, we discovered that there is a mesmer in the guild [Bark] who looks like a cheap version of Kyra. Now, we single her out every time she pops up and make sure she dies. It’s fun and a nice distraction from protecting supply camps and yaks when the CL or KN zerg isn’t running headlong into our garrison farms.

Shads.9468:

Golems just want to have fun!

That XF, how rude.

Wait!?! you mean to tell me you found another mesmer in white t3 armor? oh dear lord. :P
and yes, I did make it harder to get myself ganked lol

i only run with sb when my utilities and traits are for zerging lol
im not going to 1v1 when my heal is signet of malice and my elite is dagger storm and if u want to 1v1 im down for it right now pm me when u want hahaha

just dont bring ur buddies to the fight club to gank me i scared

Albo.7605:

Wait!?! you mean to tell me you found another mesmer in white t3 armor? oh dear lord. :P
and yes, I did make it harder to get myself ganked lol

White? No, Kyra isn’t that tacky. It’s a few different shades of purple, meant to match his arsenal of Mists weapons.

Vi Au.8341:

i only run with sb when my utilities and traits are for zerging lol
im not going to 1v1 when my heal is signet of malice and my elite is dagger storm and if u want to 1v1 im down for it right now pm me when u want hahaha

just dont bring ur buddies to the fight club to gank me i scared

Yeah, im sure we will run into eachother there at some point

Boonprot.6274:

Albo.7605:

Wait!?! you mean to tell me you found another mesmer in white t3 armor? oh dear lord. :P
and yes, I did make it harder to get myself ganked lol

White? No, Kyra isn’t that tacky. It’s a few different shades of purple, meant to match his arsenal of Mists weapons.

Boonprot.6274:

who looks like a cheap version of Kyra.

What is it with you and Kyrwhatshisface caring so much about aesthetics so much? I mean, come on, I’m a girl and you are putting me to shame with how much you care about clothing. Ruining your immersion huh?

Anyways, this conversation is like a hamster in a running wheel. Running fast, and going absolutely no where.

Ganks are going to happen in the game. Whether it’s 5v1, 1v1, 3v1, whatever. Kitten happens, you move on.

P.S. Focusing on one individual to the point of counting their “downs” by TWO players is a bit obsessive don’t you think? It can be perceived as you being madbro.

Do we need to direct you to our Major Issues Officer?

ParaldaWind.4523:

Do we need to direct you to our Major Issues Officer?

Yes, but can you make sure its the North American side, but this might be a financial issue as well, so you might want to forward me to your bank representative as well. And can I request lumps of coal instead of potatoes?

Wait, we went from people accusing each other of hax, to complaining about armor skins?

This tier, this effing tier…

I caught Kaineng guys using cosmetic hacks today. They were way more stylish than the game client normally allows you to. I’d post screen shots and videos but I won’t post screen shots or videos. Everyone knows you guys can’t color-coordinate so you have to rely on cheats in order to be fabulous. Good thing I can stomp all you guys in a 1-on-1 walk-off but every time I find you your entire zerg of people with matching hats comes and vogues all over me. Just goes to show how lame Kaineng is that they need to use an entire zerg just to out-catwalk me LOL

If any of you want to 1-on-1 vogue meet at the Fashion Club atop the catwalks of the Skritt tunnels at Northeast Mag BL.

robocafaz.9017:

I caught Kaineng guys using cosmetic hacks today. They were way more stylish than the game client normally allows you to. I’d post screen shots and videos but I won’t post screen shots or videos. Everyone knows you guys can’t color-coordinate so you have to rely on cheats in order to be fabulous. Good thing I can stomp all you guys in a 1-on-1 walk-off but every time I find you your entire zerg of people with matching hats comes and vogues all over me. Just goes to show how lame Kaineng is that they need to use an entire zerg just to out-catwalk me LOL

If any of you want to 1-on-1 vogue meet at the Fashion Club atop the catwalks of the Skritt tunnels at Northeast Mag BL.

You, sir, just made my day that much better.

robocafaz.9017:

I caught Kaineng guys using cosmetic hacks today. They were way more stylish than the game client normally allows you to. I’d post screen shots and videos but I won’t post screen shots or videos. Everyone knows you guys can’t color-coordinate so you have to rely on cheats in order to be fabulous. Good thing I can stomp all you guys in a 1-on-1 walk-off but every time I find you your entire zerg of people with matching hats comes and vogues all over me. Just goes to show how lame Kaineng is that they need to use an entire zerg just to out-catwalk me LOL

If any of you want to 1-on-1 vogue meet at the Fashion Club atop the catwalks of the Skritt tunnels at Northeast Mag BL.

You sir, have just made my day.

robocafaz.9017:

I caught Kaineng guys using cosmetic hacks today. They were way more stylish than the game client normally allows you to. I’d post screen shots and videos but I won’t post screen shots or videos. Everyone knows you guys can’t color-coordinate so you have to rely on cheats in order to be fabulous. Good thing I can stomp all you guys in a 1-on-1 walk-off but every time I find you your entire zerg of people with matching hats comes and vogues all over me. Just goes to show how lame Kaineng is that they need to use an entire zerg just to out-catwalk me LOL

If any of you want to 1-on-1 vogue meet at the Fashion Club atop the catwalks of the Skritt tunnels at Northeast Mag BL.

That is terrific. +1 for the lawls. Fabulhax.

robocafaz.9017:

I caught Kaineng guys using cosmetic hacks today. They were way more stylish than the game client normally allows you to. I’d post screen shots and videos but I won’t post screen shots or videos. Everyone knows you guys can’t color-coordinate so you have to rely on cheats in order to be fabulous. Good thing I can stomp all you guys in a 1-on-1 walk-off but every time I find you your entire zerg of people with matching hats comes and vogues all over me. Just goes to show how lame Kaineng is that they need to use an entire zerg just to out-catwalk me LOL

If any of you want to 1-on-1 vogue meet at the Fashion Club atop the catwalks of the Skritt tunnels at Northeast Mag BL.

Comestic Hacks? Call the Fashion Police!

Score update incoming.

robocafaz.9017:

I caught Kaineng guys using cosmetic hacks today. They were way more stylish than the game client normally allows you to. I’d post screen shots and videos but I won’t post screen shots or videos. Everyone knows you guys can’t color-coordinate so you have to rely on cheats in order to be fabulous. Good thing I can stomp all you guys in a 1-on-1 walk-off but every time I find you your entire zerg of people with matching hats comes and vogues all over me. Just goes to show how lame Kaineng is that they need to use an entire zerg just to out-catwalk me LOL

If any of you want to 1-on-1 vogue meet at the Fashion Club atop the catwalks of the Skritt tunnels at Northeast Mag BL.

Dying… Just dying…

nikkistar.1409:

ParaldaWind.4523:

Do we need to direct you to our Major Issues Officer?

Yes, but can you make sure its the North American side, but this might be a financial issue as well, so you might want to forward me to your bank representative as well. And can I request lumps of coal instead of potatoes?

As the Financial Advisor of PYRO, I have come to tell you that we do not have any Lumps of Coal, and our potatoes are back logged. What we do have is this single piece of burnt bacon, which was burnt by Paralda, worst NA Cook EVER.

I would offer you some of our top shelf items, but those are for people who can trade perfectly cooked bacon.

http://i.imgur.com/WTaqjam.gif

rice.5376:

As the Financial Advisor of PYRO, I have come to tell you that we do not have any Lumps of Coal, and our potatoes are back logged. What we do have is this single piece of burnt bacon, which was burnt by Paralda, worst NA Cook EVER.

I would offer you some of our top shelf items, but those are for people who can trade perfectly cooked bacon.

http://i.imgur.com/WTaqjam.gif

Does, said burnt bacon come with cooties? Cause I hear, Paralda suffers from that affliction, and I don’t want cooties.

ParasiTTe.7643:

Call the Fashion Police!

BoonProt, someone is calling for you

The cooties have been burnt, along side the bacon. You are free to eat the burnt bacon.

rice.5376:

The cooties have been burnt, along side the bacon. You are free to eat the burnt bacon.

I dunno, I feel like this is a trick of the worse kind. I don’t trust it!

nikkistar.1409:

rice.5376:

The cooties have been burnt, along side the bacon. You are free to eat the burnt bacon.

I dunno, I feel like this is a trick of the worse kind. I don’t trust it!

There may or may not be some burnt flesh in said bacon, I can not tell as it is burnt.

I should also add, that a flask of rat poison was spilled near the pan, we are still not sure if any landed inside of the pan.

rice.5376:

nikkistar.1409:

rice.5376:

The cooties have been burnt, along side the bacon. You are free to eat the burnt bacon.

I dunno, I feel like this is a trick of the worse kind. I don’t trust it!

There may or may not be some burnt flesh in said bacon, I can not tell as it is burnt.

I should also add, that a flask of rat poison was spilled near the pan, we are still not sure if any landed inside of the pan.

So, what you are saying is, you aren’t sure the cooties are really dead? RIGHT? You are trying to give me cooties intentionally. I am taking this up with your Major Issues person, now!

robocafaz.9017:

I caught Kaineng guys using cosmetic hacks today. They were way more stylish than the game client normally allows you to. I’d post screen shots and videos but I won’t post screen shots or videos. Everyone knows you guys can’t color-coordinate so you have to rely on cheats in order to be fabulous. Good thing I can stomp all you guys in a 1-on-1 walk-off but every time I find you your entire zerg of people with matching hats comes and vogues all over me. Just goes to show how lame Kaineng is that they need to use an entire zerg just to out-catwalk me LOL

If any of you want to 1-on-1 vogue meet at the Fashion Club atop the catwalks of the Skritt tunnels at Northeast Mag BL.

Catwalks of the Skirtt tunnels….brilliant. Can’t +1 this enough.

Xirin.8593:

robocafaz.9017:

I caught Kaineng guys using cosmetic hacks today. They were way more stylish than the game client normally allows you to. I’d post screen shots and videos but I won’t post screen shots or videos. Everyone knows you guys can’t color-coordinate so you have to rely on cheats in order to be fabulous. Good thing I can stomp all you guys in a 1-on-1 walk-off but every time I find you your entire zerg of people with matching hats comes and vogues all over me. Just goes to show how lame Kaineng is that they need to use an entire zerg just to out-catwalk me LOL

If any of you want to 1-on-1 vogue meet at the Fashion Club atop the catwalks of the Skritt tunnels at Northeast Mag BL.

Catwalks of the Skirtt tunnels….brilliant. Can’t +1 this enough.

If this actually occurs, SOMEONE had better make a Youtube of this! I’d happily edit in the music. Such awesome imagery robo, you sir are teh funny.