Guild Wars 2

Hello, I am ALS’s raid leader and WvW officer and I am happy to announce our return to our original home Anvil Rock.
With us we hope to bring four things we have learned in our time on dragonbrand. We will be returning with 150 active players, most of whom are experienced zerg busters with experience against guilds such as Ark, EP, AGG, FEAR, as well as the maguuman backplane blobs. We will be bringing four major game changers to Anvil Rock.

#1. Troops on the ground.
Our leader Anvil Pants divided our guild into 5 teams of 25-30, each lead by a separate commander. Two Gallants, Hroflr Kumar, Kodiak, Mysticloner, and of course me. Each of our teams is highly experienced and is ready to not only assist each map but also train others. Expect to hear me giving commands and coordinating with out commanders as we actively work together to create full map coverage during Na. Do not question their decisions, as they are never wrong.
#2. EU coverage
While the hard core portion of our guild plays from 4 server to 12 server we can’t cover the entire day, therefore the more casual part of the guild manages the WU time zone in which ever way they see fit.
#3. Voip services
While scouting AR in preparation for our return we found the current teamspeak inadequate and we have set up a raid call for the server. We expect that guilds will comply with this new VoIP or they will receive little cooperation from us.
#4. Training
Now I understand that most of Anvil Rock has never gotten the proper wvw training, which is why Anvil and I will be running a weekly MANDATORY training sessions for all those who use our VoIP.. can’t wait to see you there.

We have a motto in ALS. WvW isn’t about having fun and playing for fights. It’s about stacking on the pin, shutting up, and doing work. Its about winning the score at the end of the week. Goodbye dragobrand, hello Anvil Rock !

Hope people from AR feel the same way…

Ummmm I hope that 99% of this post is a joke and that you arent seriously coming back with such an attitude.

I was supportive of you when you left for DB, I still support your decision.

No Anvil no!

/joke

lol @ the arrogance of

“While scouting AR in preparation for our return we found the current teamspeak inadequate and we have set up a raid call for the server. We expect that guilds will comply with this new VoIP or they will receive little cooperation from us. "

Glad I’m not on AR

fishball.7204:

lol @ the arrogance of

“While scouting AR in preparation for our return we found the current teamspeak inadequate and we have set up a raid call for the server. We expect that guilds will comply with this new VoIP or they will receive little cooperation from us. "

Glad I’m not on AR

It’s a troll from a guild that fell apart after it left Anvil Rock. I guess it’s supposed to be funny. ALS had some really good people in it when it was on AR, it also had a few trolls. Certain members of ALS I wouldn’t mind seeing again, but I sincerely doubt that’s something in the cards. Snarky posts and poor form are two things I do not miss on AR. The OP has plenty of options if he has found DB doesn’t suit him, but AR has grown as a community and doesn’t want or need this kind of ridiculousness. When ALS members came into AR TS a while back begging players to transfer to DB, we let it pass. This kind of stupidity I can’t let pass.

Howdy champ! Would you mind specifying WHICH ALS you represent?

Sheadong.8217:

Howdy champ! Would you mind specifying WHICH ALS you represent?

The ALS that was originally on anvil rock, hence “returning”. But dont worry about it, its just a troll post, something this person is known for

ALS will also be pulling in our heavy hitters that we sent to train with NS, Rekz, and EE. They’ll be running our hammer train and dodge training sessions.

Can’t wait to be home!

I chuckled, 8/10.

i felt fear and pity for AR for a minute there 10/10

Are you sure it’s a troll post?

There are guilds that really do think that way. (See: [TW]Tempest Wolves)

Peetee.9406:

Are you sure it’s a troll post?

There are guilds that really do think that way. (See: [TW]Tempest Wolves)

lol no kidding.

TheJewpacabro spent some time with TW but found that they had no new information and didn’t want to L2P.

If you are coming back… not sure you’ll find your experience fighting 20+ zerg busting groups super relevant.

However this works out, I wish Anvil Rock the best =)

TheJewpacabro.2907:

Hello, I am ALS’s raid leader and WvW officer and I am happy to announce our return to our original home Anvil Rock.
With us we hope to bring four things we have learned in our time on dragonbrand. We will be returning with 150 active players, most of whom are experienced zerg busters with experience against guilds such as Ark, EP, AGG, FEAR, as well as the maguuman backplane blobs. We will be bringing four major game changers to Anvil Rock.

#1. Troops on the ground.
Our leader Anvil Pants divided our guild into 5 teams of 25-30, each lead by a separate commander. Two Gallants, Hroflr Kumar, Kodiak, Mysticloner, and of course me. Each of our teams is highly experienced and is ready to not only assist each map but also train others. Expect to hear me giving commands and coordinating with out commanders as we actively work together to create full map coverage during Na. Do not question their decisions, as they are never wrong.
#2. EU coverage
While the hard core portion of our guild plays from 4 server to 12 server we can’t cover the entire day, therefore the more casual part of the guild manages the WU time zone in which ever way they see fit.
#3. Voip services
While scouting AR in preparation for our return we found the current teamspeak inadequate and we have set up a raid call for the server. We expect that guilds will comply with this new VoIP or they will receive little cooperation from us.
#4. Training
Now I understand that most of Anvil Rock has never gotten the proper wvw training, which is why Anvil and I will be running a weekly MANDATORY training sessions for all those who use our VoIP.. can’t wait to see you there.

We have a motto in ALS. WvW isn’t about having fun and playing for fights. It’s about stacking on the pin, shutting up, and doing work. Its about winning the score at the end of the week. Goodbye dragobrand, hello Anvil Rock !

10/10 Would fit in perfectly with GoM.

lol, what just happened. Stop hurting my brain please, it’s done nothing to you sir.

ah… troll posts gotta love em

Some people on AR right now trying to start ALS back up but it’s not this guy. ALS as most people know it is effectively dead

Hopefully the actual players will get past this bad publicity and keep growing their guild

Our trolls put so much effort into their trolling I can’t tell if anything they post is serious anymore. They’re pulling out the stops on Dragonbrand forums about this one.

TheJewpacabro.2907:

Hello, I am ALS’s raid leader and WvW officer and I am happy to announce our return to our original home Anvil Rock.
With us we hope to bring four things we have learned in our time on dragonbrand. We will be returning with 150 active players, most of whom are experienced zerg busters with experience against guilds such as Ark, EP, AGG, FEAR, as well as the maguuman backplane blobs. We will be bringing four major game changers to Anvil Rock.

I knew it was bullkitten the moment I saw FEAR lumped in with AGG and EP. Maybe next time.

Lol. I just put FEAR everywhere because it makes the troll trollier.

I lawl’d. Goergy=biggest fail troll ever

100% this guy is a legend. 10/10 for effort 1/10 for making ALS look kitten again.

HeNnAz.8913:

100% this guy is a legend. 10/10 for effort 1/10 for making ALS look kitten again.

Himself yes, we still like you old ALS guys/gals just fine.

I’m guessing that in addition to that, Kalkz is coming back to BP, while Goldiy, Rekz, GH, Void, FTF, etc. are all coming back to EBay, and we will all somehow meet again in T5 and be stuck fighting each other forever, just like last year?

UltraElectroMagnetic.2187:

I’m guessing that in addition to that, Kalkz is coming back to BP, while Goldiy, Rekz, GH, Void, FTF, etc. are all coming back to EBay, and we will all somehow meet again in T5 and be stuck fighting each other forever, just like last year?

I’m going to go ahead and say if the DB ALS transfered back we would not see you in T5, they would actually have to make an NA T9 for AR to sit in alone because our Skill would drop that much with the addition of the DB ALS.

Helzy.4036:

UltraElectroMagnetic.2187:

I’m guessing that in addition to that, Kalkz is coming back to BP, while Goldiy, Rekz, GH, Void, FTF, etc. are all coming back to EBay, and we will all somehow meet again in T5 and be stuck fighting each other forever, just like last year?

I’m going to go ahead and say if the DB ALS transfered back we would not see you in T5, they would actually have to make an NA T9 for AR to sit in alone because our Skill would drop that much with the addition of the DB ALS.

He means TSR.

Nothing Ventured, Nothing gained said the wise old man

LOOOOL HAHAHAHA this is great.

TheJewpacabro.2907:

Two Gallants, Hroflr Kumar, Kodiak, Mysticloner, and of course me. Each of our teams is highly experienced and is ready to not only assist each map but also train others. Expect to hear me giving commands and coordinating with out commanders as we actively work together to create full map coverage during Na. Do not question their decisions, as they are never wrong.

LMFAO

i put so much kitten time into anvil rock.. a return would be hilarious. Dovgan, as far as anvil rock goes i feel the same. Theres some people there i’d miss, plenty i wouldn’t so it goes both ways.

anyways, hit me up georgy.

Virtute.8251:

ALS will also be pulling in our heavy hitters that we sent to train with NS, Rekz, and EE. They’ll be running our hammer train and dodge training sessions.

Can’t wait to be home!

LOL this was a good touch.

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