Guild Wars 2

1. If your server is winning, that mean you win by pure tactic, organization and genius commanders, number of players is not a factor in WvW.
2. If your server is losing, that mean your server is severely outnumbered. If you have enough people following you, the server can easily wipe their server, your opponents are just mindless zerg lead by drooling commanders.
3. If your server is in 2nd rank, that mean your server is being ganked. the first and third rank are forming deep collaboration so your server cant be first rank, I heard friend of my friend of my friend saw some people from first rank server dropping an omega golem blueprint near the third rank server spawn point so they can build one.
4. All commander get the book from scratching their mom/aunt credit cards. You shouldn’t listen to any of them. The story of tens of guildie pooling money for a leader they think worthy of following are myth, nothing more. Your opinion worth more value and absolutely the only thing that can lead your server to glory.
5. Always write your opinion in team chat. If the commander suck, announce it. If the guy next to you wear neat looking armor, tell the team.
6. You are magnificent and uber-powerful.Joining a guild is useless. Teamwork are for loser. You can single handedly kill any yak that cross your path.
7. TS3, Mumble, Vent are simply software that people used to hack your account, and listen to intimate conversation. Don’t ever use them. Typing in team chat are far superior, and with your leadership, your server can reach Tier 1 without the help of those unnecessary and highly dangerouus software. If it’s not macrosoft or it’s not a game, it’s not worth installing.
8. Your siege engine are placed more strategically than anyone sieges, who care if the siege engine next to you is 90% completion. It’s put in the wrong place, you have to put your own siege engine and use your 10 supplies for it. People will build it, and it will turn the tide.
9. Always use Omega golem. All other siege engine are inferior. Reinforced gate ? Golem can break it. No reinforced ? Golem can break it too. Golem can also be used in subduing skritts and centaurs. The quaggans absolutely loove Omega Golems. Golems are amazing.
10. If you dont have golem, Treb is amazing too. If you see common garden variety unevolved players milling around in front of a gate trying to break it with 2 rams, help them by dropping a trebuchet or three thebuchets in front of the gate. The more the faster.
11. The Giant Grub in EB drop Legendary weapon. If it’s ganked by more than 50 people, it have 10% chance of dropping Dusk, 20% chance of dropping Dawn, and 70% chance of dropping Scam. What’s Scam ? It’s a 3-hand Precursor Giantsword, that can be used to craft the legendary 3-hand Giantsword, The Bullpoo.

Feel free to add more tips for newcomers and professional WvW.

- anyone who plays while you are asleep is an exploiter and should be banned.
- points that are accumulated while you are logged off shouldn’t count.
- anyone who transfers servers to improve their gameplay experience (ie: no queues, better 24×7 presence etc) is a coward and a traitor.
- any alliance that organises a 24×7 presence should disband as it makes things unfair for other teams.

Anyone who took our Orb was using hacks.
If our strategy didn’t work, we were being misdirected by spies.
If only people had listened to me, we would have won.

- If your keep is under attack and it has more than 300 supplies in it you should buy that worker upgrade right away for an additional NPC that will fight for you! What, you could use that supply for 10 arrow carts, how silly.

W3 only has 2 rules.
this rules overrule and in some cases even negate other rules.

this are the rules you are looking for

1) always transfer to the largest server that is currently winning
tell everybody that you have been there from the beginning and you hate noob train riders. complain about queue times.

2) play in a server from another region to lolPvElol all your exp, karma and badges
tell everybody that you are forced to do this because you have a night job even if you are student, or across-the-sea friends in that server even if you cant even name a guild from that region.

Any large group of players is a mindless zerg.
Voice comms, teamwork and strategy is a myth.

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