Guild Wars 2

It all makes sense now!! Tequatl has risen from the waves with one purpose: To destroy Tyria by ruining WvW with the bloodlust buff! Naturally the dragon favors big, overpowering servers getting buffed so they can unfairly crush low pop servers even quicker because he knows this will sow unrest among the player base. Tequatl has sworn revenge on all living things. He means to destroy the very fabric of GW2 by infuriating the players and causing as many of them to rage quit as possable. As we speak, I’m sure the real WvW programmers are bound and gagged in the closet, while Risen minions dressed as Anet employees walk around doing their jobs, undermining the game from within. How can we stop this diabolical plan?

Invade their headquarters!

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Invade their headquarters!

Huzzah! I’ll start building Omega golems. I bet Anet is sieged up to the gills.