Guild Wars 2

Hey there, you!
You look Asian and/or Australian. (* off New Zealanders….wait…no you’re cool too!)

Are you playing on a kitteny server and having a kitteny time? That’s ok, Desolation is waiting for you! It’s like that poster you pass by everyday on your way to work, you know, the one that has the girl in the skimpy bikini and a beautiful resort in the background, offering you the cheapest deals on your next vacation? That’s right. Desolation is like that. It’s a skimpy bikini. The only problem is it has a hole. That hole is perfect for you! Hate joining into wuvwuv only to see the odds completely against you? Well, hey, Desolation might just be for you.
It’s an amazing UKcentric EU server, that means English and other cool accents like Scottish! and Irish! and Welsh…wait, no not welsh, * that, and Swedish (wait, do we have Swedes?) and Vikings.

After being here awhile, I gotta admit. It rocks. The level of play is much better than anything in NA. T3 puts up more fight, has more gusto, more strategy than anything outside of T1 NA…and even then, it’d be tight. Come, come join the dark side, the side where having fun is more important than winning. Where the community is here to work together. Where whiners and whingers can just sod off. Desolation is the server for you.

We may or may not have cookies.

Can’t speak to the cookies.. but I cook up a mean veggie pizza!

Fantastic Topic! Looking forward to seeing you.

Hey Desolation i made you some slogans to help with your recruitment efforts.

“Come to Desolation… because playing against one time-zone with two isn’t enough, we need three!”

“Come to Desolation…. because who needs skill when you can just get more time-zones?”

Looking forward to facing you in the tier 2 match this week.

The bitterness makes my eyes water..