Guild Wars 2

Everyone’s friends at SF Industries started out on a fun little discussion earlier so I thought I’d extend it to the wvw community at large, that is, modifying xmas carols. Here is one of the results we had. In the interest of brevity I’m not gonna do all the verses.

On the twelth day we rallied my driver gave to me,

12 Necros welling,

11 warriors leaping,

10 guards a booning,

9 eles watering,

8 rangers sniping,

7 thieves a stealthing,

6 engies blasting,

FIVE CAMP GUARD STAAAAAAAACKS

4 second skill lag,

3 mesmer veils,

2 war banners

and a big giant SE kitten jam!

And now I know why things like this have been sang on TS.
:P

I saw Morby kissing Jeddy Claus
Underneath the mystic forge last night.
He didn’t see me creep
In the portal to have a peek
He thought I was stacked
Up in the Citadel buying siege.

Then, I saw Morby tickle Jeddy Claus
Underneath his pin so shiney blue.
Oh, what a laugh it would have been,
If Shini had only seen
Morby kissing Jeddy Claus last night!