DISCLAIMER:
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I am not responsible for you getting banned if you lose your cool and start swearing, its much more fun not to
Chapter 1: when to smack talk.
smack talking is acceptable in many situations but I have created a simple flow chart in order to highlight when it is OK and not OK to talk smack.
edit: fixed flow chart XD
are you in a group?>>>yes. >>>>>>were you outnumbered?>>>>>yes.>>acceptable
………………………..vvv………………………………………………..vvv
…………………………..no>>>> are you a condi spec? …………no.> son… yu best stap
……………………………………………..vvv ………………….vvvv
…………………………………………….yes. ……………………no.>>acceptable
…………………………………………….vv>>was he condi spec?>>>>>>yes.>> acceptable
…………………………………………………………….vvvv
……………………………………………………………..no.>>>> son… yu best stap
now we have this basic flow chart to refer to in the future. obviously this is for the winner of the fight to refer to and not the loser.
chapter 2: proper conduct in winning.
if you do win an outnumbered fight you probably have every right to be happy, just dont t-bag their bodies for too long or else the zerg may come back bigger and badder. if you have won in either outnumbered or outnumbering them, but you died or was downed more times then the enemy before they lost you have to sit out of this. you have been a very big baddie and do not deserve the bags your team has brought to you.
no uplevels shall be allowed to taunt, sit, laugh, dance, sleep ect ect unless they beat a level 80 in a fair fight. (id say up to 5 ‘decent’ uplevels for 1 level 80 is fair so anything over that is pushing it in some cases)
if you are outnumbered 4:1 and it takes you an extended amount of time to win the battle you have no rights to gloat or taunt. wish your enemies well with a salute or bow and bring your zerg on their way because those 5 guys probably just gave you the hardest fight of your night.
chapter 3: party and whisper from other servers.
there is a time to swear and there is a time not to. if you have broken any of the above rules or simply are being invite attacked by some angry nub when you talk to him do not use excessive swearing or any swearing at all. witty come backs and comments are always more appreciated and get under peoples skin more. you could call him a kitteny kittening kitten of kitteny kitten but they are probably just gonna laugh and call you an immature brat. Think of something funny and witty to say
if you are challenged to a 1v1 accept it. 1v1s are not only a show of skill but also honour bravery and all that other crap denying a fair 1v1 is like chopping off your manhood and handing it to the other server player in a small guilded back embroidered with the silk lettering: im a coward. of course if its a friendly request and you cannot actually 1v1 for a legitimate reason just tell the person and maybe even try and postpone it. honour above all else. even if you lose its better than saying no.
thats all for now I was kinda bored and I made this half jokingly half serious. I hope some people actually listen to at least a couple points I have made however you dont need to adhere to em all
(edited by Epic.3950)