Guild Wars 2

I had considered starting this petition in the Quaggan Appreciation Thread, but this atrocity plagues WvW more than it does GW2 in general.

Now, this is the story all about how
My profession got flipped-turned right way round
And I’d like to take a moment
Just sit on that log
I’ll tell you how I became the Left Hand of Based Quag

On Sorrow’s Furnace, transferred and praised
In WvW was where I spent most of my days
Runnin’ round axin’ out on a reap
And all shootin’ some invaders outside of the keep
When a few dozen ET
Who wanted a castle
Started makin’ domination a hassle
We smacked up their zerg and the Commanders felt swell
They said ’We’re gonna run amok in ET BL’

We capped and stormed in gate after gate
But when we reached Garri they had a zerg in the wait
We pushed up and fell back, and though I got me some loot
I said, “I wish we had Quaggans. They sure are cute,”

When suddenly, lo up they ran
Determined and devoted to a Quagg-man
Right through the zerg it was a sight to see
And it hit a deep chord inside of me

They tanked the AoE, ACs and all that
We wanted the gates and woah that’s where they were at
I said, “Yo hey yo
We gotta get up there!”
And we charged back up and conquered those stairs

So uh, there we were and I looked around
There was the Quaggans all still and layin’ on the ground
I felt the horror spread through me
That just wasn’t fair!
I took aim and arrow volleys clogged up the air

I yelled for a charge and rushed in to attack
Then dropped and got killed with a boot in my back
If anything I could say that this raid wasn’t coo
But I thought ‘Thank you Based Quag – I die here with you!’

I got back in map chat and maybe did spam
Yellin’ out praises for the fishy clan
I looked to my Quaggans
And I thought up this log
To tell you all why I’m Left Hand of Based Quag

I thank Based Quag for every victory now, whether we take that Garri or not. Because I know and state with pride, you can only win if you’re a Quaggan inside.

ANet, please make prayers and thanksgiving to Based Quag a necessity in WvW, maykittenoed throughout WvWvW in dulcet Quaggan tones at every point tally. It breaks my heart to see so little appreciate go to our lords and based fighters, the Quaggans.

Thank you.

P.S.: Based Quag demands real-life purchasable Quaggan backpacks, t-shirts and hats. For Great Coostice.

Quaggan fans are like the bronies of GW2