Guild Wars 2

With a new WvW and sPvP patch coming in Febuary or March, I would like to explore how Anet should honor our most beloved Tyrian demigod.

I, for one, would like to see a flame ram back piece that you either buy with badges or gems. The regular version would be that most awesome of siege weapons with the “ascended” version that you can create in the mystic forge with 500 badges of honor and some other items. The end result would be a flame ram that randomly shoots out flames (maybe after killing an enemy).

What other tributes should ANet be paying to the GLFR? What would you like to see?

A flame ram altar that sacrifices you can sacrifice quaggans to, drop that thing and train quaggans to it and it shoots out flames and quaggans coo in agony and despair.

It’s got to have laser beams. Don’t forget about the laser beams that go pew pew pew.

The Flame Ram Backpack should be only the ram’s head, and yes, it should spout jets of flame periodically.

Wearing the backpack should give you /humptydance and an air-hump animation to “ram dat gate” with.

No, but seriously.

What are you doing to honor Maguuma for their superior devotion to GLFR?

^^ Asking Anet if was unclear*

gg Anet actually nerfed a entire guild. Guild CAMP was just too good.

well, in this case, SF is seriously calling DIBBS on that…

I don’t think a single activity will suffice. You will need an event.

The Festival of The Great Lord Flame Ram Festival.
So festive we needed to say it twice and remind you right afterward!

Packed with events.
Bobbing for apples. Flame Ram style. First you bob, then when you have the apple, you quickly spin to the side and see if the Ram can knock the apple from out of your mouth.

Flame Ram Rides – Climb on, hold on, avoid the flames shooting out the side, and see if you can outlast the Ram as it attempts to Burn, buck, and dislocate your joints.

Acts of Strength – How many superior hits can you take to the chest? Our current record holder got to 4 before his chest caved in and he died from heart trauma.

Flame Ram Confessional – Tell The Great Lord Flame Ram your sins. Pray for forgiveness, or a fire blanket if you have simply been too bad.

Flame Ram Dinner Party – Freshly singed flesh served hot on a stinky, sticky splinter riddled table. Enjoy refreshments like never before as you sip milk that’t been at room temperature for far too long, and something that smells like dishwater. Don’t worry, We wont discover that our cutlery it toxic for years and you will probably developed brain damage long before you can do anything about it.

Stuff of that nature.

Anvil Pants.3426:

The Flame Ram Backpack should be only the ram’s head, and yes, it should spout jets of flame periodically.

Wearing the backpack should give you /humptydance and an air-hump animation to “ram dat gate” with.

Step off….Im doing the HUMP!

Brillliant!!!

We shall have the second mobile siege weapon, suitably titled “Great OVERLORD Flaming Ram”.

Shoulder carried by 6 quaggans, the player will follow closely behind Great OVERLORD , while being shoulder carried by a quaggan himself & holding a whip. Pressing ‘dodge’ will initiate an animation which the player cracks the whip at the quaggans, who will swiftly carry the Great OVERLORD to direction of player’s choice with an agonising “cooOO~~”.

An upgraded version will be titled “Supreme OVERLORD Flaming Ram: Champion Edition” – shoulder carried by 8 quaggans, with additional 2 quaggans walking in front of Supreme OVERLORD throwing flower petals.

Yeah, that will be the minimum befitting the Great Lord