Guild Wars 2

I tried. I really did. I read the posts and all the point-counterpoint. I thought about it. I adjusted. I changed my builds. I pondered it. I checked in with my guildies. I put time into learning the new stuff. I read more detailed posts with way more analysis than I can offer. I am a simple man with simple tastes. I think I can summarize what’s going on with WvW:

The Daily Show used to be funny, now it’s not.
WvW in Guild Wars 2 used to be fun, now it’s not.

Sad Panda.
I hope it becomes fun again, I really do.

Bonus points if you can complete the subject line properly.

No. But you get 2 innerwebs for being creative!

…but I had to kill her.

… But she ran away with a revenant.

…but then I took an arrow to the knee. Cause I’m still living in 2013 when WvsW still worked. And everyone was tired of that joke, but it was still allowed cause people had no energy left to complain anymore.

I know this song!

…now I don’t.

Dangus.6572:

… But she ran away with a revenant.

XD

.. then she just disappeared. Apparently, Her father locked her in a dungeon and pushing a bore to anyone coming for her with lures that the bore would be even more fun if everyone stuff enough gems into right holes.

Not sure if we can rescue her because that family got new members and infected all the elders with addictions to gems.

but it’s all over now.

Too little too late. gg, was fun while it lasted.

Lord Kuru.3685:

…but I had to kill her.

Winner!

Well, she used to run around with every man in town
She spent all my money, playing her high class game
She put me out, it was a pity how I cried
Tables turn and now her turn to cry
Because I used to love her, but it’s all over now
Because I used to love her, but it’s all over now
Well, I used to wake in the morning, get my breakfast in bed
When I’d gotten worried she’d ease my aching head
But now she’s here and there, with every man in town
Still trying to take me for that same old clown
Because I used to love her, but it’s all over now

But she…wait, EB is fun now?! WHAT?!

…but then she…turned herself inside out exposing the gruesome mush of human organs within.

Well at least it seems like Anet are planning a “She’s all that” style make-over. The question is: will we ever be able to accept her as our prom queen?

Razzafrazza.7815:

Lord Kuru.3685:

…but I had to kill her.

Winner!

LOL… great song.

I used to love her ….. feel, but she turned cold and dry, monotony is taking over and love is fading into melancholy of the past.

That song was written about his dog. I love my dog far more than GW2.

.. even though she could be cold like the Alpines;

now she is wrinkled with cliffs and chasms,

dried up like a Desert..