Guild Wars 2

As the leader of a Jade Quarry small group of Ascendancy [RISE] members, I want to announce that with our unstoppable 400+ tally point lead right now, we have won the game. It is obvious that this kind of record is unmatched, and that our competitors are just out of their league. At this time, many members of Jade Quarry will be quitting Guild Wars 2 for other games, transferring to other servers, or reforming into new guilds.

This doesn’t mean Jade Quarry won’t have a presence in WvW in the future, just that some people might switch servers or go elsewhere. The current members of Jade Quarry may or may not stay under the same membership. The main point is that some people will seek doing other things sometimes.

I want to thank all the other guilds who made this happen. I’m sure you have a guild tag, but because I don’t play at this hour, I don’t know your guild tag. But good job whomever got us this win. With this 400+ point lead going on for multiple tallies, it is just no longer fun anymore to win so hard for a lot of people. And due to the lack of attention to theorycrafting armchair home game devs by ArenaNet, we feel its time to put our attention elsewhere.

Thanks again for this massive point tally lead and putting us in first place. We are the undefeated winners of the past 48 point tallies, going 48-0 is amazing, and at this point we will retire from the game. This accomplishment goes to all the players, guild or not, zerg or not, who have played for the past 12 hours.

48-0 is good enough, and we will go down in history as the best server of all time because of it. Good job Jade Quarry 48 to 0!

The victory was obviously the work of Firebat.

Poor JQQ got handled by HoD every round and are still mad even after they quit. Poor little fellas.

Grats on 3rd place. You earned it!

You have 12 ticks left before the reset. At 580 points, you’ll get about 6,960 more points. Not enough to overtake HoD’s lead.

Name Rank Delta Rating Delta Deviation Volatility
Henge of Denravi 1 0 2143.024 5.851 198.446 0.97
Stormbluff Isle 2 0 2047.433 18.399 195.343 0.969
Jade Quarry 3 1 2044.008 58.468 205.496 0.973

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“3rd place and lovin it” -JQQ

Name Rank AvgTallyPast12Hr Deviation StatisticalNumber
Jade Quarry 1 460 0 0.99
Henge of Denravi 2 280 0.1 0.93
Stormbluff Isle 3 174 0.1 0.91

Those are my numbers for the 48-0 win we just had.

Nice job JQ! We just transferred off of JQ to IoJ because of queue times, but kitten that is a nice site to see.

That’s totally sick.

This thread made me laugh, therefore I consider it to have value.

Though if you have a problem with unnecessary threads Imist, there’s certainly no lack of others you could be complaining about.

Prototype.9852:

Shredicus.8706:

Name Rank Delta Rating Delta Deviation Volatility
Henge of Denravi 1 0 2143.024 5.851 198.446 0.97
Stormbluff Isle 2 0 2047.433 18.399 195.343 0.969
Jade Quarry 3 1 2044.008 58.468 205.496 0.973

zzzZZzZzz

“3rd place and lovin it” -JQQ

Hey bro, those scores are from 1 week ago lol. We’re 217,460 and SBI got 155,781. We’re second, you’re mad.

“2nd place is first loser but we’re cool with that” -JQQ

Vexus.5423:

As the leader of a Jade Quarry small group of Ascendancy [RISE] members, I want to announce th

sorry i’m gonna let you finish but SBI is the best server OF ALL TIME

Oh dayum! Just got upstaged!

Prototype.9852:

Shredicus.8706:

Prototype.9852:

Shredicus.8706:

Name Rank Delta Rating Delta Deviation Volatility
Henge of Denravi 1 0 2143.024 5.851 198.446 0.97
Stormbluff Isle 2 0 2047.433 18.399 195.343 0.969
Jade Quarry 3 1 2044.008 58.468 205.496 0.973

zzzZZzZzz

“3rd place and lovin it” -JQQ

Hey bro, those scores are from 1 week ago lol. We’re 217,460 and SBI got 155,781. We’re second, you’re mad.

“2nd place is first loser but we’re cool with that” -JQQ

Lol, you’re the one QQing. We may be first loser, but we are aiming for 1st place, not like some others servers that are comfortable with 2nd -cough-, and with TA disbanding, it’s something we can achieve.

“Sweet if first place quits then we’re 1st place by default!” -JQQ

Prototype.9852:

No, not by default. HoD had already a community since the beginning (TA), while JQQ was building a community, and still is. It is already good to be second with “random” players, with no pre-built alliances and guilds.

De Fault: The two sweetest words in the English Language.

I wouldn’t waste your time on him, Prototype. Shred seems to be seriously mad at JQ for some reason – I’ve seen several posts like this from him before.

Quitters never win. 48-0 proves we are in it for the long haul.

SBI are Jelly haters, when HoD and TA / PRX ran the train on JQ, they hopped on that bandwagon. When they lose, you see it even more. SBI alone isn’t anything impressive.

A little too much mad in this forum.

StormBluff for Life!

I’ve been following this thread for amusement entertainment and I love how Prototype’s post was deleted after a refresh. IN that reply, you weren’t acting all “calm” and “high-intelligent” level as you are now… something like “/SBIQQ, Noob, LOL LOL /SBI” just stating

Shredicus.8706:

Prototype.9852:

Shredicus.8706:

Prototype.9852:

Shredicus.8706:

Name Rank Delta Rating Delta Deviation Volatility
Henge of Denravi 1 0 2143.024 5.851 198.446 0.97
Stormbluff Isle 2 0 2047.433 18.399 195.343 0.969
Jade Quarry 3 1 2044.008 58.468 205.496 0.973

zzzZZzZzz

“3rd place and lovin it” -JQQ

Hey bro, those scores are from 1 week ago lol. We’re 217,460 and SBI got 155,781. We’re second, you’re mad.

“2nd place is first loser but we’re cool with that” -JQQ

Lol, you’re the one QQing. We may be first loser, but we are aiming for 1st place, not like some others servers that are comfortable with 2nd -cough-, and with TA disbanding, it’s something we can achieve.

“Sweet if first place quits then we’re 1st place by default!” -JQQ

Anymore quotes via JQQ that you’d like to post? I see that you like quoting us.

This post is a perfect example of why they’re called JQQ..

Vexus.5423:

As the leader of a Jade Quarry small group of Ascendancy [RISE] members, I want to announce that with our unstoppable 400+ tally point lead right now, we have won the game. It is obvious that this kind of record is unmatched, and that our competitors are just out of their league. At this time, many members of Jade Quarry will be quitting Guild Wars 2 for other games, transferring to other servers, or reforming into new guilds.

This doesn’t mean Jade Quarry won’t have a presence in WvW in the future, just that some people might switch servers or go elsewhere. The current members of Jade Quarry may or may not stay under the same membership. The main point is that some people will seek doing other things sometimes.

I want to thank all the other guilds who made this happen. I’m sure you have a guild tag, but because I don’t play at this hour, I don’t know your guild tag. But good job whomever got us this win. With this 400+ point lead going on for multiple tallies, it is just no longer fun anymore to win so hard for a lot of people. And due to the lack of attention to theorycrafting armchair home game devs by ArenaNet, we feel its time to put our attention elsewhere.

Thanks again for this massive point tally lead and putting us in first place. We are the undefeated winners of the past 48 point tallies, going 48-0 is amazing, and at this point we will retire from the game. This accomplishment goes to all the players, guild or not, zerg or not, who have played for the past 12 hours.

48-0 is good enough, and we will go down in history as the best server of all time because of it. Good job Jade Quarry 48 to 0!

ahahahaha!!! XD I love you! and c’mon guys, it’s just a friendly jab at the TA post. Just laugh at the joke and move on.

Speak for your own server, BleedOrange. How is it that we have the worst personalities when nothing has changed except the tables have turned? Two weeks ago there was a torrent of ridicule dumped on “JQQ” for complaining about 2v1 while “Steelbluff” patted themselves on the back for being on HoD’s level. Now we have a precise opposite situation, where I’ve seen exactly the same claims of “2v1” and “JQ playing for 2nd” from SBI players and chest-thumping from JQ. Even HoD has done precisely the same thing; two weeks ago they were congratulating SBI, this week they were congratulating JQ.

The fact of the matter is both servers have thousands of players, and a few boasters and complainers here and there are in no way representative of each server’s population. Deriding the opposing server in a manner that doesn’t involve direct insults (as you are doing) doesn’t put you above the fray – it makes you a part of it.

As for TA breaking up, why would we be happy? A victory over them would be worthy of celebration; having a better shot at first now because they’ve broken up is a sore disappointment.

BleedOrange.6073:

Screenshotting this post for future profit when people ask why JQ has such a negative connotation.

Might as well take a screenshot of every JQ thread if you’re going to base your opinion of JQ as a server because of 1 or 2 people on the forums.

This is one of the best threads I have read! Mad props to all those being hilarious. <3

Due to the inflammatory tone of this thread, it will be closed. Please keep in mind that if you want to discuss issues on our forums, you have to do it in a constructive way.