Guild Wars 2

Burl.9567:

You’re still going….

Defiantly a mom joke in there somewhere.

Well, this thread stopped being stupid for like a page. Glad to see that it ended and is back on track now to see who the biggest troll is.

I wake up, eat my cereal and read some hilarious posts this morning. Then, I do my one hour commute to work, come back here, and the kitten hits the fan. Some people in here just need to get a room >_>

I mean seriously, stop beating the dead horse, he is dead, or maybe he isn’t? Wait maybe there were many duck sized horses and we are still trying to kill them, or was it the horse sized duck? Did we ever decide which was worse? I need to know, this is crucial!

And more bikini updates please…

capuchinseven.8395:

Burl.9567:

You’re still going….

Defiantly a mom joke in there somewhere.

It must truly bother you. But seriously, we are just RPing with you guys when we /emote. Surely TC would understand this.

Proumbro.1376:

I wake up, eat my cereal and read some hilarious posts this morning. Then, I do my one hour commute to work, come back here, and the kitten hits the fan. Some people in here just need to get a room >_>

I mean seriously, stop beating the dead horse, he is dead, or maybe he isn’t? Wait maybe there were many duck sized horses and we are still trying to kill them, or was it the horse sized duck? Did we ever decide which was worse? I need to know, this is crucial!

And more bikini updates please…

It all happened when they added in the dumb unicorns…

Proumbro.1376:

I wake up, eat my cereal and read some hilarious posts this morning. Then, I do my one hour commute to work, come back here, and the kitten hits the fan. Some people in here just need to get a room >_>

I mean seriously, stop beating the dead horse, he is dead, or maybe he isn’t? Wait maybe there were many duck sized horses and we are still trying to kill them, or was it the horse sized duck? Did we ever decide which was worse? I need to know, this is crucial!

And more bikini updates please…

Sung to the tune of “Friday”.

TheDevilWithinU.7092:

Anyone up for a swim?

Keep yer pants on lubber.. ain’t no one tha wants ta see dat!

’n dats not from envy.. Har har

Whats going on TC? SBI have 500% more in PPT then you do. The tides are turning…

Seriously though, outside of the last page here with me screwing with you TC guys. You are a great lot. Great fights with Pink and running with the yak guys. Good luck next week and future weeks. Hope we get a matchup the next time we meet with a viable third server to help keep things more interesting. (No disrespect SBI…it just is what it is.)

Ascii.9726:

Whats going on TC? SBI have 500% more in PPT then you do. The tides are turning…

You want the truth? Can you handle the truth?

I will tell you what is going on here, we on TC are getting our rally caps on. We have spent the week viciously and meticulously preparing many ruminant tonics and are prepared to storm your borderlands in memory of Fluffyhooves the Great. You watch, we will win the week and move up to tier 1 instead of SoR. Our spirits are strong and with the good grace given to us by the almighty Dolyak, we shall overcome.

Can we get a score update? Its been less then 10minutes since the last +650 score picture. Dying to know, thanks.

pot.6805:

Can we get a score update? Its been less then 10minutes since the last +650 score picture. Dying to know, thanks.

But more than 10 hours since the last score picture with appropriate and necessary levels of eye candy.

Just sayin’ guys, it’s not too late!

Johje Holan.4607:

Sung to the tune of “Friday”.

I know you won’t believe me, but I have never listened to that song. The only part I have ever heard was the snippet of the chorus that is synonymous with the song. I can say the same about Justin Bieber. I am rather proud of these facts.

ykyk.2740:

pot.6805:

Can we get a score update? Its been less then 10minutes since the last +650 score picture. Dying to know, thanks.

But more than 10 hours since the last score picture with appropriate and necessary levels of eye candy.

Just sayin’ guys, it’s not too late!

Looking forward to fighting with TC again. Missed TC and their great attitudes.

Proumbro.1376:

Johje Holan.4607:

Sung to the tune of “Friday”.

I know you won’t believe me, but I have never listened to that song. The only part I have ever heard was the snippet of the chorus that is synonymous with the song. I can say the same about Justin Bieber. I am rather proud of these facts.

It starts out with “I wake up, gotta have my cereal”. So your first line made me think of it.

I wasn’t ragging on you, heck, I’ve listened to it a hundred times – it was a running joke at work for the longest time.

Johje Holan.4607:

It starts out with “I wake up, gotta have my cereal”. So your first line made me think of it.

I wasn’t ragging on you, heck, I’ve listened to it a hundred times – it was a running joke at work for the longest time.

O lol, I know you weren’t I just like to flaunt my proud accomplishments. I still have my little league trophies…at my desk at work…all twenty of them…You don’t think that’s why my co-workers laugh at me do you?

If Gaiscioch and Co. decide to take revenge on SoS in tier 1 — oh, man — Sanctum of Rall may finally find their home in tier 1 of GW2 for a long time to come. Mad props to my former Rift Guild

Jepps of Faeblight 50 dwarf warrior
Profit 80 charr thief
Fortified Keep Lord 80 norn guardian
Moyayae 60 range
Sauce Like That 28 warr
Saiyan Fourth 17 asura elementalisms
Extraactor 11 nec
S P O R T S 6 engi
Omega Siege Golem 6 mesmer
Kaineng

hi SBI :*(

TC exploiting the invulnerable spots. This guy would hang around lowlands kill people and then run back to the spot when he got in any danger. I made sure to emote at him a lot since they like it so much.

urzen.7096:

TC exploiting the invulnerable spots. This guy would hang around lowlands kill people and then run back to the spot when he got in any danger. I made sure to emote at him a lot since they like it so much.

That is clearly a woman.

I have a life outside score updating, you know! How else am I supposed to make a living? I’ve got a part time job as a paperweight on Mr Thackeray’s desk though! He pays very well!

Also, just as a last note on the matter, can some of you just stop poking the dead body, if you know what I mean? It’s disappointing and not at all classy. Look, I’m even wearing my funeral dress.

urzen.7096:

TC exploiting the invulnerable spots. This guy would hang around lowlands kill people and then run back to the spot when he got in any danger. I made sure to emote at him a lot since they like it so much.

Breaking news! Tarnished Coast first to exploit new invulnerable spot at Bluewater supply camp! More on this at 11!

urzen.7096:

TC exploiting the invulnerable spots. This guy would hang around lowlands kill people and then run back to the spot when he got in any danger. I made sure to emote at him a lot since they like it so much.

This happens all the time all over the place. This doesn’t need to be in this thread.

urzen.7096:

TC exploiting the invulnerable spots. This guy would hang around lowlands kill people and then run back to the spot when he got in any danger. I made sure to emote at him a lot since they like it so much.

You mean the single player was going around killing enemies at an enemy supply camp and would run back to spawn protection when she got overwhelmed?

Good on her, I hope she killed a bunch of my server-mates.

I honestly thing a duck sized horse would be worse. That might be because i have a few birds, my kittenatiel probably only weighs a pound but hes vicious, you get a horse sized duck in there and i do not want to engage in old timey fisticuffs with that thing… my mustache isnt nearly large and curly enough.

Edit: I decided this needed a picture for clarification

Envi.2460:

I honestly thing a duck sized horse would be worse. That might be because i have a few birds, my kittenatiel probably only weighs a pound but hes vicious, you get a horse sized duck in there and i do not want to engage in old timey fisticuffs with that thing… my mustache isnt nearly large and curly enough.

What about a Horse Size goose? Specifically a Canadian Goose.

Those things are scary at a normal size, can be pretty aggressive.

tkalamba.2541:

Envi.2460:

I honestly thing a duck sized horse would be worse. That might be because i have a few birds, my kittenatiel probably only weighs a pound but hes vicious, you get a horse sized duck in there and i do not want to engage in old timey fisticuffs with that thing… my mustache isnt nearly large and curly enough.

What about a Horse Size goose? Specifically a Canadian Goose (aka loon).

Those things are scary at a normal size, can be pretty aggressive.

I thought a loon was a duck…

Personally I want a duck sized giraffe. Like the one in this commercial.

The guy has my reaction down to a T.

Burl.9567:

tkalamba.2541:

Envi.2460:

I honestly thing a duck sized horse would be worse. That might be because i have a few birds, my kittenatiel probably only weighs a pound but hes vicious, you get a horse sized duck in there and i do not want to engage in old timey fisticuffs with that thing… my mustache isnt nearly large and curly enough.

What about a Horse Size goose? Specifically a Canadian Goose (aka loon).

Those things are scary at a normal size, can be pretty aggressive.

I thought a loon was a duck…

Sorry, I completely fail at being Canadian, its starting to show I’m from the city.

Canadian Geese are not loons haha.

tkalamba.2541:

Burl.9567:

tkalamba.2541:

Envi.2460:

I honestly thing a duck sized horse would be worse. That might be because i have a few birds, my kittenatiel probably only weighs a pound but hes vicious, you get a horse sized duck in there and i do not want to engage in old timey fisticuffs with that thing… my mustache isnt nearly large and curly enough.

What about a Horse Size goose? Specifically a Canadian Goose (aka loon).

Those things are scary at a normal size, can be pretty aggressive.

I thought a loon was a duck…

Sorry, I completely fail at being Canadian, its starting to show I’m from the city.

Canadian Geese are not loons haha.

Geese are rather temperamental creatures. I remember being chased in my youth by one of these terrible creatures. I have blocked most of the mental images of that day, but some still linger and cause haunting nightmares.

Back to the question, 1 horse sized goose is not something I would want chasing me around.

tkalamba.2541:

Burl.9567:

tkalamba.2541:

Envi.2460:

I honestly thing a duck sized horse would be worse. That might be because i have a few birds, my kittenatiel probably only weighs a pound but hes vicious, you get a horse sized duck in there and i do not want to engage in old timey fisticuffs with that thing… my mustache isnt nearly large and curly enough.

What about a Horse Size goose? Specifically a Canadian Goose (aka loon).

Those things are scary at a normal size, can be pretty aggressive.

I thought a loon was a duck…

Sorry, I completely fail at being Canadian, its starting to show I’m from the city.

Canadian Geese are not loons haha.

Hooray for fellow Canucks!

urzen.7096:

TC exploiting the invulnerable spots. This guy would hang around lowlands kill people and then run back to the spot when he got in any danger. I made sure to emote at him a lot since they like it so much.

It was in SBI boarder lands and you guys kept Zerging lowlands as I was trying to solo cap it (because almost no other TCers were on the map it seemed). And no I didn’t kill anyone the most I would do it Down them because I know its wrong lol. (just ask the SBI people that were there too lol)

You expect me just stand there and let the 20 of you kill me?

You had more than enough time to kill me as I was running from the camp to the spot!

Also on a side note does Arena Net ban for people doing that? If so I am JK that was not me. If they don’t ban yes that was me.

Spazza.6024:

urzen.7096:

TC exploiting the invulnerable spots. This guy would hang around lowlands kill people and then run back to the spot when he got in any danger. I made sure to emote at him a lot since they like it so much.

It was in SBI boarder lands and you guys kept Zerging lowlands as I was trying to solo cap it (because almost no other TCers were on the map it seemed). And no I didn’t kill anyone the most I would do it Down them because I know its wrong lol. (just ask the SBI people that were there too lol)

You expect me just stand there and let the 20 of you kill me?

You had more than enough time to kill me as I was running from the camp to the spot!

Also on a side note does Arena Net ban for people doing that? If so I am JK that was not me. If they don’t ban yes that was me.

Don’t worry about it Spazza. Every server uses it and every server has access to it.

Spazza.6024:

urzen.7096:

TC exploiting the invulnerable spots. This guy would hang around lowlands kill people and then run back to the spot when he got in any danger. I made sure to emote at him a lot since they like it so much.

It was in SBI boarder lands and you guys kept Zerging lowlands as I was trying to solo cap it (because almost no other TCers were on the map it seemed). And no I didn’t kill anyone the most I would do it Down them because I know its wrong lol. (just ask the SBI people that were there too lol)

You expect me just stand there and let the 20 of you kill me?

You had more than enough time to kill me as I was running from the camp to the spot!

Also on a side note does Arena Net ban for people doing that? If so I am JK that was not me. If they don’t ban yes that was me.

Lmao your confession.

Spazza.6024:

urzen.7096:

TC exploiting the invulnerable spots. This guy would hang around lowlands kill people and then run back to the spot when he got in any danger. I made sure to emote at him a lot since they like it so much.

It was in SBI boarder lands and you guys kept Zerging lowlands as I was trying to solo cap it (because almost no other TCers were on the map it seemed). And no I didn’t kill anyone the most I would do it Down them because I know its wrong lol. (just ask the SBI people that were there too lol)

You expect me just stand there and let the 20 of you kill me?

You had more than enough time to kill me as I was running from the camp to the spot!

Also on a side note does Arena Net ban for people doing that? If so I am JK that was not me. If they don’t ban yes that was me.

Don’t worry about it, I’m actually ashamed my server couldn’t kill you before you got back to the spot, so shame on us lol. Had I been there it would be a different story ;-)
Now that ranger you guys have that was exploiting some bug I’ve never seen (getting multiple cannon shots to the face and instantly refilling hp when no one else was around as well as sending his pet up the wall)….well, ’nuf said about that.

GG though haha

Nay of the Ether.8913:

Don’t worry about it, I’m actually ashamed my server couldn’t kill you before you got back to the spot, so shame on us lol. Had I been there it would be a different story ;-)
Now that ranger you guys have that was exploiting some bug I’ve never seen (getting multiple cannon shots to the face and instantly refilling hp when no one else was around as well as sending his pet up the wall)….well, ’nuf said about that.

GG though haha

The refilling HP may be because he was at long range and technically “out of combat”. I know that if I’m hit by long range siege and no enemy is around to continue the assault, I refill HP as if I’m out of combat. Also, the ranger pet trick is well known and is a skill that allows the ranger to target an area and the pet will basically defend that area, even if that means jumping up on a wall. Whether or not it was meant to do that, I have no idea, but it does do that.

Proumbro.1376:

Nay of the Ether.8913:

Don’t worry about it, I’m actually ashamed my server couldn’t kill you before you got back to the spot, so shame on us lol. Had I been there it would be a different story ;-)
Now that ranger you guys have that was exploiting some bug I’ve never seen (getting multiple cannon shots to the face and instantly refilling hp when no one else was around as well as sending his pet up the wall)….well, ’nuf said about that.

GG though haha

The refilling HP may be because he was at long range and technically “out of combat”. I know that if I’m hit by long range siege and no enemy is around to continue the assault, I refill HP as if I’m out of combat. Also, the ranger pet trick is well known and is a skill that allows the ranger to target an area and the pet will basically defend that area, even if that means jumping up on a wall. Whether or not it was meant to do that, I have no idea, but it does do that.

The pet trick, I don’t think is intended. I do use that skill, but I made a decision to only use it on areas that I could get to if I wanted to. For example defending a keep/tower I’ll send my pet down from the wall rather than have it stand uselessly beside me but I won’t send it up to the top of the wall if I’m attacking.

On the other hand, you could make an argument that the flying pets should be able to do this.

Dear Choo team,

I continue to adore your tactics. They’re clever, but they always make me chuckle. That group that jumped down on top of us from above at the supply camp just now was hilarious .. reminded me of scenes from the A-Team.

Nabrok.9023:

Proumbro.1376:

Nay of the Ether.8913:

Don’t worry about it, I’m actually ashamed my server couldn’t kill you before you got back to the spot, so shame on us lol. Had I been there it would be a different story ;-)
Now that ranger you guys have that was exploiting some bug I’ve never seen (getting multiple cannon shots to the face and instantly refilling hp when no one else was around as well as sending his pet up the wall)….well, ’nuf said about that.

GG though haha

The refilling HP may be because he was at long range and technically “out of combat”. I know that if I’m hit by long range siege and no enemy is around to continue the assault, I refill HP as if I’m out of combat. Also, the ranger pet trick is well known and is a skill that allows the ranger to target an area and the pet will basically defend that area, even if that means jumping up on a wall. Whether or not it was meant to do that, I have no idea, but it does do that.

The pet trick, I don’t think is intended. I do use that skill, but I made a decision to only use it on areas that I could get to if I wanted to. For example defending a keep/tower I’ll send my pet down from the wall rather than have it stand uselessly beside me but I won’t send it up to the top of the wall if I’m attacking.

On the other hand, you could make an argument that the flying pets should be able to do this.

Yarrr! I be doin ‘dis with me cat, ’cause ’da cats be climbin’ trees ‘n such! I have ’ta say, the amount o’ SoR I’ve killed when they be on siege by using Guard>Barrage>Quickening Zephyr>Troll Ungent has been hilarious.

appledainty.8127:

Dear SoR and SBI Players:

Do you want to be a part of the best thing about Thursdays? Then send me a message in game and I will send you an invite to Team Dolyak [DOLY] the official Yak Parade guild! Turn into a yak and march with your frenemies for the glory of all!

I haven’t received any messages from SBI or SoR players, which makes Fluffyhooves cry sad tears. Look at her face (see attachment). How can you say no to that face?

Join the yak parade today and run free!

Keep on hoofin’!

<3 Ellie & Fluffyhooves, the Northcamp Dolyak.

Just a reminder to folks who want to join in, this is happening tonight. Check in with Ellie and Team Dolyak for info on when and where. Be sure to either craft or buy Ruminant Tonics so you transform into a furry dolyak and then you can wave your hooves in the air like you just don’t care!

See you there!

You guys should tell us the location and time of your dolyak parade to make it easier for us to hunt you down.

Yak Burgers are yummy in my tummy.

I think the location remains undisclosed after we (FA) set up siege on the parade route a month or so ago. I’ve got the video somewhere…

urzen.7096:

TC exploiting the invulnerable spots. This guy would hang around lowlands kill people and then run back to the spot when he got in any danger. I made sure to emote at him a lot since they like it so much.

Hey look! I have to note the irony of this post.

Haldunius.7864:

I think the location remains undisclosed after we (FA) set up siege on the parade route a month or so ago. I’ve got the video somewhere…

Did you enjoy the aftermath as much as the killing? It was fun for us TC’ers holding you at 0 ppt for the most the night after

Don’t bring it up lol. Apparently, we’re bullies.

Dontcare Aboutnames.9284:

Haldunius.7864:

I think the location remains undisclosed after we (FA) set up siege on the parade route a month or so ago. I’ve got the video somewhere…

Did you enjoy the aftermath as much as the killing? It was fun for us TC’ers holding you at 0 ppt for the most the night after

o.0

Dontcare Aboutnames.9284:

Haldunius.7864:

I think the location remains undisclosed after we (FA) set up siege on the parade route a month or so ago. I’ve got the video somewhere…

Did you enjoy the aftermath as much as the killing? It was fun for us TC’ers holding you at 0 ppt for the most the night after

Oh FA remembers. That’s why we can’t wait to see you guys again tomorrow. Regardless of the PPT that night, we all agree it was more than worth it. We discovered that day that RP tears are indeed sweeter than normal ones and we’ve been jones’ing for them ever since.

^ See guys? This is how we are to SOR right now. Remember and never forget again. Now say sorry to them.

Then kiss.

Usagi.4835:

I have a life outside score updating, you know! How else am I supposed to make a living? I’ve got a part time job as a paperweight on Mr Thackeray’s desk though! He pays very well!

And you ask me, beg me with those tears, why we cannot be married?
Look at this behavior! Flaunting your nakedness to anyone and everyone, even those who simply wish to see the scoreboard.

I’m only interested in the heart of someone who wishes to be mine. You are ineligible, because you’ve already given yourself to everyone. Including those unwashed SoR barbarians! Lesser men than we, in all aspects!
Look at how freely you associate with them! It pains me to think what more than words you may have traded so… casually with them… ugh! You dishonor those with the true noble blood of the Coast!

And don’t think I take pleasure in confronting you like this. We are friends, truly you do occupy a place in my heart. But disappointment after disappointment, did you think your confession would move me, knowing what you’ve done.. what you’re still doing? Human paperweight.. of all the…

No, no my dear friend. I cannot accept your love.

Haldunius.7864:

Dontcare Aboutnames.9284:

Haldunius.7864:

I think the location remains undisclosed after we (FA) set up siege on the parade route a month or so ago. I’ve got the video somewhere…

Did you enjoy the aftermath as much as the killing? It was fun for us TC’ers holding you at 0 ppt for the most the night after

Oh FA remembers. That’s why we can’t wait to see you guys again tomorrow. Regardless of the PPT that night, we all agree it was more than worth it. We discovered that day that RP tears are indeed sweeter than normal ones and we’ve been jones’ing for them ever since.

You know what is even better than RP tears? The tears of proud players beaten by a bunch of gimpy RPers.

I’ll admit, TC’s locust-inspired swarm of players eventually overran us as they did every night when we started to go to sleep. However, times have changed on FA. No more easy night caps for TC. No more ridiculous population mismatch between us. I’m leaving my bedsheets at home this week cuz I’m just gonna snuggle tight in with all the TC bodies that litter the ground. Anywho, this isn’t the right thread for such talk. That thread has been created though.