Guild Wars 2

Strong, handsome, and smart Guilds who are willing to fight with her for dominance in World Versus World.

Over time she’s been zerged, beaten, and crushed over and over again in Tier 8, until several knights came to defend her honor. Alas these knights have abandoned Kaineng, but she will not be beaten once again. She has tasted victory, she knows what it’s like to be on the bottom, and now fights to be on top, no matter what she faces. The Knights who stayed to fight by her side are not enough to satisfy her 24/7 as some have to tend to other duties at different times of the day.

So as her consorts, we ask for your help. Aid us in defending and satiating Kaineng’s desires. The guilds of North America need to sleep and work, we need your help to fill Kaineng’s SEA/EU time slots.

Kaineng is an insatiable mistress. As one of Kaineng’s representatives, help us keep her satisfied, and fill in her SEA/EU time slots. She will no longer be dominated, and she will relish any battle, no matter how rough, because that’s how Kaineng wants it.

She is however, a classy mistress, and will therefore NOT PAY anyone to come and fight for her. However, those of you who are serious about dominance, looking for fun/angry fights, or bored of stale battles and zerging, are more than welcome to come and join her knights in battling worthy and wily opponents.

You’ll have a chance to work with our famous Commanders such as:

The Fat Kid Killer Commander Chipsy Chips
The Might Stacker Commander Sano Suke
The Bedroom Voice Commander Ethersin
The Pie Munching Commander Archangel Helios

… and many more.

ps. English is not my first language, so I apologize if my English is a little rough. I trust that you get the message though.

But t3 is balanced why must you seek world domination?

Seriously, why do you even want people? T3 is the last tier where you will face reasonably sized zergs.

T3 is amazing right now.

Why would you want to go back to the land of the zerg (T1/T2)?

jaycatano.6738:

But t3 is balanced why must you seek world domination?

I am of two minds as well our T3 friend.

But this Kaineng Dominatrix probably has hawt bOOtz and stuff. I am tempted.

Oh wait..she already has me. I revel in her…ummm…bOOtzness.

jaycatano.6738:

But t3 is balanced why must you seek world domination?

I always wonder why there’s always at least one negative comment from someone from Maguuma on any server’s recruitment thread, trashing Mags’ own claims of not wanting more people, or the importance of PPT. If you can’t say something positive about your opponents, just refrain from posting.

Those who’re on Kain and have stuck with their server through thick and thin have all my respect. Good luck!

hahaha what a cool recruiting thread. good luck to u guys hope u find what u are looking for!:-)

In all seriousness Mags is not saying anything I would call negative. Personally, I would rather see us grow and build ergonomically this time…the OP’s fun creativity aside.

We do have some huge coverage gaps right now however…I’m talking tumble weeds here!

Calvin.5380:

jaycatano.6738:

But t3 is balanced why must you seek world domination?

I always wonder why there’s always at least one negative comment from someone from Maguuma on any server’s recruitment thread, trashing Mags’ own claims of not wanting more people, or the importance of PPT. If you can’t say something positive about your opponents, just refrain from posting.

Those who’re on Kain and have stuck with their server through thick and thin have all my respect. Good luck!

I asked a simple question with a bit of humor in there, our forum warriors must’ve done some work on you lol. Everyone is happy with this match up because it is balanced, we are having great fights and even us roamers are having a great time now that db 2.0 is out of here. I don’t recall us trashing EVERY recruitment thread out there but you should take your own advice or pass it on to your server. Our thread has 3 pages and no trash talking after you left. I don’t believe its a coincidence, go back to db 2.0 and continue to have fun on your way to the top, I’m sure we will still be here when your server becomes unstable.

jaycatano.6738:

Calvin.5380:

jaycatano.6738:

But t3 is balanced why must you seek world domination?

I always wonder why there’s always at least one negative comment from someone from Maguuma on any server’s recruitment thread, trashing Mags’ own claims of not wanting more people, or the importance of PPT. If you can’t say something positive about your opponents, just refrain from posting.

Those who’re on Kain and have stuck with their server through thick and thin have all my respect. Good luck!

I asked a simple question with a bit of humor in there, our forum warriors must’ve done some work on you lol. Everyone is happy with this match up because it is balanced, we are having great fights and even us roamers are having a great time now that db 2.0 is out of here. I don’t recall us trashing EVERY recruitment thread out there but you should take your own advice or pass it on to your server. Our thread has 3 pages and no trash talking after you left. I don’t believe its a coincidence, go back to db 2.0 and continue to have fun on your way to the top, I’m sure we will still be here when your server becomes unstable.

Yawn, keep wishing, buddy. I see your bitterness… and am enjoying it.

Let’s take this outta here, and keep this thread to OP.

I’m flattered you think I’m bitter. Coming from your original post mags left you a little bitter. And I don’t gotta wish, its only a matter of time. See you when the time comes. Sorry to the OP for this unnecessary side conversation, I’m sure a mod will remove it anyway. It seems we left DB with a bit of a the mag love bug after facing them.

However chill I do agree that you have a few coverage gaps as do we (SEA time) hopefully both our servers fill our gaps in a slow paced manner and continue to fight in this tier for match ups to come, I’m enjoying kaineng being in this tier.

Kaineng needs NA, not SEA. If they got a bit more NA presence this matchup would be awesome.

I meant we could use a few SEA guys, sorry if I wasn’t clear.

jaycatano.6738:

However chill I do agree that you have a few coverage gaps as do we (SEA time) hopefully both our servers fill our gaps in a slow paced manner and continue to fight in this tier for match ups to come, I’m enjoying kaineng being in this tier.

Thanks Jay, as I am I. Filling those gaps seems the tricky part.

And now back to those sexy Kaineng BOOtz! I suppose if I were to put in a pitch it would be this;

If you’re looking for a balance between zerg and small groups, we are looking to fill in some gaps. If you are from NA, or EU/SEA, we could use you. If you’re a small or smallish guild looking to move on, then please consider KN. If you look for honor, respect for your opponent, pride and dignity in a server, then choose KN. If you are looking for tenacity, then look no further. We do not chest thump in victory or QQ in loss. We are militia friendly.

If you are looking to only win, and not take the losses with the wins, not satisfied with recharging our batteries when needed, too impatient to move up…then please consider others.

No disrespect to our opponents, but they have their own threads and we will leave their own recruitment to them.

zastari.1730:

Kaineng needs NA, not SEA. If they got a bit more NA presence this matchup would be awesome.

Yes, this is true. We definitely need NA…always have.

jaycatano.6738:

But t3 is balanced why must you seek world domination?

Hi Jay,
Unfortunately the score might make it seem like it’s balanced but in reality it’s not. We have multiple gaps in our coverage. Take today for example. You took our whole borderland earlier today with little to no resistance. 6 hours ago we retook our whole borderland with little to no resistance. We’re not really battling each other, we’re just playing catch up with one another with each other’s time gaps. Many of our players have noticed the lack of coverage, and the need for defense.

Caephire.5238:

jaycatano.6738:

But t3 is balanced why must you seek world domination?

Hi Jay,
Unfortunately the score might make it seem like it’s balanced but in reality it’s not. We have multiple gaps in our coverage. Take today for example. You took our whole borderland earlier today with little to no resistance. 6 hours ago we retook our whole borderland with little to no resistance. We’re not really battling each other, we’re just playing catch up with one another with each other’s time gaps. Many of our players have noticed the lack of coverage, and the need for defense.

Yea I just noticed today, those guilds that left during the matchup really made a bit of a difference huh? well good luck either way!

Kain is just looking for a rebound. They think they want true love, because they had something going for a while with WM. But WM cheated on them. Now they are hurt and looking to rebound off other guilds. This is the start of a series of bad relationships. You can pull through kain. I believe in you.

Well +1 from me and nice description. But SEA/EU times are extremely balanced in the current T3 from what I’ve seen and that’s rare and very good for all 3 servers.

You guys need NA most IMO. Specially if [RE] is leaving (I hope they don’t) it’s going to be a big hit in your NA power.

Any NA/SA guilds looking for extremely balanced and competitive fights in T3 without the mindless blob wars of T1 and T2 should strongly consider Kaineng. You will get epic fights but still be able to cast skills.

More importantly, their bandwagon has passed on to DB and elsewhere and everyone left is probably not going to give up just from a little bad weather.

Not being greedy but I would like Kaineng to stay in T3 forever with Mag and YB =P
Fights are so balanced this week.

Feels like another Darkhaven again for some of us RE…

Littlefeather.8623:

Feels like another Darkhaven again for some of us RE…

Honestly, what do you expect to happen when you transfer to a bandwagon server? I don’t get why you all jumped off of Darkhaven just because ICoa left. DH was pretty stable with Mag and in a good tier at the time. The matchup we’re currently in seems to be one of the more even ones between the tiers, but of course anyone is free to jump ship and get a free 1800 gem ride to whatever the green server of the week is.

Having fought against Kaineng in T2 for quite awhile, just wanted to say they are a classy group and put up a great fight. If you’re looking to move to another server, they would be a good option.

zastari.1730:

Littlefeather.8623:

Feels like another Darkhaven again for some of us RE…

Honestly, what do you expect to happen when you transfer to a bandwagon server? I don’t get why you all jumped off of Darkhaven just because ICoa left. DH was pretty stable with Mag and in a good tier at the time. The matchup we’re currently in seems to be one of the more even ones between the tiers, but of course anyone is free to jump ship and get a free 1800 gem ride to whatever the green server of the week is.

Your wording is very derrogatory, you imply that we went due to it being bandwagoned prior to our arrival which was not the case. We came here to bring it from T8 to T1, did not work, just like we tried with DH, did not work. We are pretty much done having some sort of top tier ambition in WvW, I know I am. No longer will we put in 8-12 hours daily with lesser committed community support. No longer will we have dedicated defensive teams or small teams for other reasons, like we tried in DH and here. For those who want to learn, please use our TS.

On a side note, this is a video game, with virtual characters. I sincerly do not understand why people log off after one wipe, this is a problem with every server. But if you have no sense of fortitued or constitution, dont even waste a slot in WvW please.

I <3 and miss Kaineng dearly. Hope to see you guys back in T2 with us someday.

Littlefeather.8623:

On a side note, this is a video game, with virtual characters. I sincerly do not understand why people log off after one wipe, this is a problem with every server. But if you have no sense of fortitued or constitution, dont even waste a slot in WvW please.

That’s mostly a side effect of playing on flavor-of-the-month servers. I bet you’ll start seeing a lot less of that now that you have nothing but the real Kaineng players and not the server hopping quitters.

Well, having talked to the OP, I can honestly say she and the cmmdrs mentioned are fun to play with. Not sure about that Ethersin fellow though… cough.
Anyway, we do have noticeable gaps in coverage. The biggest one I know of is from about 2-6 PM EST. From 6-12 PM EST, we can usually queue EB and/or our BL and that’s it. Any EU and/or NA help (particularly on Mag and YB BLs) would be appreciated.

We definitely need more NA players and guilds.

If you are looking for great opponents and battles, T3 is the best place to be with less skill lag compared to T2 or T1.

Kaineng has weak NA population, a guild or 2 will be a huge help on the server.

NA/SEA....Call us....Kain’s parents will be gone for the weekend.

Kaineng is a tough Mistress, but also kind, loyal and giving.
She’s been knocked down pretty hard, but rest assured this is only temporary.
Our time here in T3 will hopefully remain for some time as we diligently work on server communication, structure and moarrrr communication between our guilds.

You would think that many of our residents would be sad and depressed at the events of the past few weeks, but I have seen quite the opposite. As a regular old PuG player, I have seen far more of strategies and tactics and cooperation between guilds than I have ever seen before. I’m not saying it didn’t happen previously on some level, just that it was never passed on to us regular folks so much. That has changed in a huge way.

We would really love to have guilds that are seeking a place to make a vast difference. Many smaller, but really great guilds operate on servers where their efforts are just another small team doing stuff that needs doing, missing the spotlight that the larger guilds enjoy. This is an opportunity for any guild seeking to make their mark on WvW in NA, and become central to the ongoing work that many of our leaders are working so hard on. Since we are rebuilding this is the most opportune time to join Kaineng.

So bring you and your mates here to make a home with our beautiful Mistress Kai Neng. (She had to have a name yanno ;p) We’ll sing, look at the Moon (thanks for the saying WyldKat) and wear our stompy boots as we kick some can and make a name for ourselves again! I’ll bring much pie and cookies! I might even be persuaded to bake strudel!

Being a SBI pug in WvWvW on a few occasions, you just have to witness a few actions to know that War Machine[WM] are basically the guild to look up to. My high regard of WM started from GW1 when they started to run 4 melee warriors 2 rangers and 2 monks (yeah almost IWAY). Some of us in Your Math Teacher[MATH] back then were having fun watching them play their build and hoping that they would own The Last Pride [EvIL] with their build. That’s why when they decided to go to Kaineng, I transferred too. I am not looking forward to be in their guild but I just want to be in the server with the best (WvWvW) guild.

Anyway them leaving is why the server is at low morale at the moment. And as usual, some are jumping ship for whatever excuses they wanna tell. But let’s face the truth, when the vanguard bails on a heterogeneous army, it is up to the common folks to take arms and carry on. And for the transferees to other servers, it is kinda unfair for the homegrown and thorough bred guilds who matured and improved by themselves on their server, especially when they’re doing good. It’s fine to downgrade (Try to carry Ferguson’s Crossing) or to remain. But to piggyback on other guilds effort, i don’t know the words to use. For War Machine, they basically proven their worth. SBI T1 and carrying Kaineng. And now they are deploying their forces in Blackgate, which is basically the underdogs in T1.

Being a tranferee from SBI and not that caring with the game for some months, I’m not that assimilated with Kaineng’s WvWvW community. I just started to WvWvW again to get Badges or most of the time to test Gears trinkets and builds. I commend the efforts of our commanders trying to rally people and cap tower or camps in Yak’s Bend and Maguuma borderlands during the respective servers primetime which sometimes is very hard coz others are busy in EB.

I’m pretty sure that whatever tier Kaineng will go, there will come a time that it will be strong by itself. Give it time to mature. Or the guilds doing well from low servers can transfer. But this is quite impractical coz ~50 gold is required to transfer. What’s funny is that even transferring to Ferguson’s Crossing requires ~50 gold. So most probably to get the money’s worth, they would transfer to tier 1.

Anyway Kaineng will do well. It just needs time to mature without the vanguard guild. Remember the Chumbawamba song? “i got knocked down but i get up again”. That should be the motto.

that’s my motto when i get owned by an iLL or D_ERP assassin.

“I get pwned but I spawn again.”

Regards,

Ha, that’s the great thing about video games. People need to stop worrying about dying. Sometimes you need to push forward and die, there’s a reason your Commander’s send you out there. Normally before commanding I announce “we’re a hit squad, that means we’re on a suicide mission while the main zerg attacks.”

JudgeD.5673:

Well, having talked to the OP, I can honestly say she and …

But … but … but … I’m a boy …

Caephire.5238:

JudgeD.5673:

Well, having talked to the OP, I can honestly say she and …

But … but … but … I’m a boy …

kaineng is a switch-hitter so it’s all good!

I’d like to thank everyone for their contribution to the thread. Thanks also for your support. As such, Kaineng, is at a point of re-structuring. Most of our attention is focused on administrative and community building efforts. The Guild Leaders and community members of Kaineng have been discussing different ways to create a stronger server.

Some of us already have a strong sense of our current manpower and coverage, though some are still under the impression that Kaineng is a powerhouse. We’re attempting to make it known that although the backbone of Kaineng is still strong, our PUG’s who didn’t know what it was like back in Tier 8 when we faced Devona for 5-6 weeks straight, are feeling demoralized due to the recent mass exodus.

If you are reading this and you’re from Kaineng, I need you to completely understand the following:

We KNOW we’re out-manned, and we KNOW we lack people. These are not the things we Commanders, Guild Leaders, and community members want to see on Mapchat. Don’t give up and say it’s pointless to defend just because you see that. This is nothing. Kaineng is not some beaten dog cowering in a corner. We die, we port, we stack, and we come back and give them hell. This has, and always will be Kaineng’s way of fighting.

…and , we put out!

Caephire.5238:

JudgeD.5673:

Well, having talked to the OP, I can honestly say she and …

But … but … but … I’m a boy …

My bad, guess my hearing isn’t what it used to be…

I still stand behind OP though.