Guild Wars 2

IF you hate Tims but you still buy it anyhow. Please read on.

IF you are sick of the whole Duffy affair. Please read on.

IF you think our leader has to have playdough hair. Please read on. (I mean c’mon, look at it during a particularly windy day! IT DOESN’T MOVE!)

I’m going to start playing NA time on my server on the lovely EU Piken Square. Ideally looking for people who can play 7-midnight EST. The community is solid, you’ll learn a ton, you’ll improve your game, and you’ll score (well MAYBE*, but Piken does have a rather significant female population playing WvW. And yes, we kick @ ss).

There’s already a decent night crew, but I’m looking for 12 good Canucks to join in the mayhem and decimate everyone with stale timbits and a hail of loonies. (Those timbits leave bruises if used properly).

It will only take 12.

We will wreak havoc.

And say, “I’m sorry,” a lot.

Because

YOU

ARE

CANADIAN!

Send me an in-game email.

*scoring depends on whether you have game or not. Being able to say OOT instead of OUT is not considered game. TM registered.

BONUS: EU glicko is so close that you`ll have a variety of matches each week instead of the same stale locked tiers in NA.

I`ll start making the poutine.

ANOTHER BONUS: EU is terrified of Canadians.

It’s TRUE!

You’re still weird Bamby.

Don’t change lol.

Haha this made me laugh. The thing is do you tip the dime or not…if you’re in Ontario anyways, no clue what the price is elsewhere and I’m not aboot to look it up.

Sadly I play PST, also PvD is no fun. I have an alt on Gandara and it’s pretty dead @ my time.

Ah you’re seeing PVD on Gandara? When’s the last time you played? Oh wait, maybe as PST yeah there might be a lull, not so much for EST players.

Still looking for a dozen Canucks. C’mon and scare the crap out of EU. You know you wanna. Bring your hockey sticks and prepare to yell “car!”

It’s not that I am seeing a lot of PvD, it’s more that I am seeing the lack of playability at this time, which usually results in PvD because of the lack of players to fight.

I do alright mainly because I run around solo, and there are the odd solo/duo’s running around but it doesn’t seem there is anything substantial going on at our times.

Not PST naw. That’s dead of night for EU. But EST is still quite busy.

I wouldn’t doubt that, it’s late for them but still typically a few people running around during EST.

Almost makes me want to move to Canada!

Justin Beiber here. Am I qualified?

Fuzzion.2504:

Justin Beiber here. Am I qualified?

I thought we exported you down south?

Actually, come to think of it, if you have that OP spell — you get hit and 10,000 screaming girl-fans pop out of the woodwork and pummel the enemy into the ground with excessive demands for clothes, makeup and Belieber CDs; we may have a deal.

#firstfrenchcanadian

Am I in?

If you take GG, you have to take this honorary Canadian.

ZUT ALORS OUAI!!!

Nous pouvons speaker le franglais of our people!

Also EU is SUPER terrified of the French variety of Canadians (I suspect it’s because of that Charest fellow — and we have quite a few french folks on the server).

Jayne.9251:

ANOTHER BONUS: EU is terrified of Canadians.

It’s TRUE!

We think they are sad for playing on EU servers, if that’s terrified then yeah.

aspirine.6852:

Jayne.9251:

ANOTHER BONUS: EU is terrified of Canadians.

It’s TRUE!

We think they are sad for playing on EU servers, if that’s terrified then yeah.

Anti-Canadian sentiment detected!

Prepare to launch the angry beavers!

yea all join don’t wait just do it!

Haha this gave me a laugh, I am in SoS and live in Ontario, but I have a strong server loyalty complex so the chances are slim unfortunately :/

Je te souhaite bon chance toutefois!

Oh but Michel, I will give you the secret Ottawa beaver tails recipe!

/nod nod ….

C’mon, we can bond in our misery of playdough head leader.

Dear Canadians,

I have advised Piken’s night crew of your arrival.

They are preparing the screech and have a cod waiting. (This joke is only good if you are, or have, Newfie friends).

Actually most are quite excited. Cod or not.

Newfie’s …. is there anything they can’t do to make you laugh.

I had a Newf roommate in college. I am fully trained.

We had a dozen Jade Sea tonight. Coulda used ya.

Still looking for some fun Canucks.

C’mon over!

Hmm I do have my alt account over in the EU verse. Even though I play late PST perhaps Piken would still like a scrappy Saskie in their midst?

Soren.9316:

Hmm I do have my alt account over in the EU verse. Even though I play late PST perhaps Piken would still like a scrappy Saskie in their midst?

YES! Living on the prairies naturally makes you tough!

blinks what a revived post to see before i go vote today lol, thanks Jayne.

Mastermavrick.2439:

blinks what a revived post to see before i go vote today lol, thanks Jayne.

lol, did you see this?

Smh for Americans

I’m kinda Canadian, I go there every few months to visit my Canadian lady. Does that count?

Don’t make me rant about Mike Duffy! How can a senator be charged with receiving a bribe but no one charged with giving him one?! Huh!? EXPLAIN THAT! IT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE

Jayne.9251:

Mastermavrick.2439:

blinks what a revived post to see before i go vote today lol, thanks Jayne.

lol, did you see this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V5ckcTSYu8

No, now i have omfg how cringe worthy it appears from the outside. Only paid some attention to my local MP elects and the parties overall goals myself, thanks for this. Hopefully you can find some people for your time slots, sadly for myself and few others i know it is unworkable since we’re in the West.

So now that we have a cool, new PM, time to exhale and focus on kicking butt.

Ya’ll see this? It only endears me more. Those are some cool dance moves!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R8ypraEielc

Busy this section huh?

We have a new prime minister!

Everyone should come celebrate .. on Piken! :P

You looking for members still. Can you tell me a bit about you and your guild.

I just posted a topic on LFG forum tells you about us

https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/community/lookingfor/Returning-Guild-VERY-small/first#post5760168

sorry if link doesn’t work.

sent you a PM your inbox is full