Guild Wars 2

Shiverpeak Mafia [MoB]

This is our recruitment video (reccomended watch)
http://www.youtube.com/user/SchlemazelTov?feature=watch

Who is MoB?

MoB is a close knit organized WvW guild. MoB excels in strategy and dominance as we are often found slaughtering our opponents, and looting our loot bags. MoB runs organized WvW on a nightly basis, and runs full force for Friday night on reset. For communication MoB uses teamspeak3 and shares it with the rest of our alliance. MoB also runs guild missions every Sunday.

Why MoB over any other guild?

The members in MoB are welcoming, and enjoy watching our community grow. We pride ourselves on the wealth of knowledge we have to offer. We will help you personally with the build you are running, so you can maximize your enjoyment out of the game. MoB also supports server transfers, we encourage all players to come join us on NSP! You can and will make a difference in T7!

Is MoB the right fit for you?

If you are an individual who is looking for a mature group of gamer’s then MoB is the right fit for you. MoB has high pride among-st their members and we are a great community!

If you would like to join the Mafia please contact me in game for further details!

Commenting 1st for a bump…but seriously I just switche to MoB from another guild and already feel like it is my home, everyone in it is very friendly, the TS is hilarious and fun to be in, and we are very very organized, absolutely amazing group and look forward to continue playing with them all!

I…I hate you guys.

best choice i ever made in GW2 was joining MoB, helpful, amazing teamwork, and a great community.

Wow sorry for the delayed response…took me a while to notice this.

Anyway, here it is!

Who’s MoB you ask?! A guild of men and women dedicated to making sure no arrow cart goes unturned, no treb un manned, and no balista unloaded. They are a brave guild of heroes so talented that no door can stand before them, no wall raise above them, and no keep lord capable of defying them. They are a valorous force of knights led by the coolest Dorito around…..so cool I’ve heard that not even Cool Ranch himself knows what to do. In fact, I have heard rumors that he is so powerful that he literally cannot be beaten…and to even try is but error and folly. Simply amazing.

Why choose MoB over another guild?! Well why the hell not?! They are unbeatable…and to even contest this fact is blasphemy. How do I know this you may ask? Well I, disillusioned leader of my guild, once tried to fight these warriors. And, while we had thought we had cast them down on the fields of battle, we were terribly mistaken. Just by the sheer power of his words our “supposed” victory was denied. Lies we cried! Deciet we shouted! But our words were lost beneath his splendor and soon all the lords of lions arch turned their gaze from us…basking in his might. A terrible day, but a lessened learned. MoB can turn utter defeat into glorious victory…and all through the power of words! Such strength!

So in my humble summation, MoB is the greatest guild that has ever walked the Mists of GW2. No force can crack their army, no team can stop their siege, and no man can slay their king….for even if you do succeed the truth will be eradicated by the strength of their words and the magic of their voices. So…if you seek to be the greatest player that had ever lived….no matter the outcome of a fight, join MoB.

After all, win or loose, you still won.

If you feel that you keep getting ganked in world v world and that you keep losing 1v1’s against underlevelled rangers, [MoB] is the guild for you. With sheer numbers, they will make you feel as if though you are actually worth something and you’ll soon forget that you’re a terrible player as your guild-mates pat each other on the back for successfully winning a 20v5, with only 8 casualties.

Have you ever trebbed an unbreakable wall for 30 minutes only to figure out that it’s already your own keep? Have you ever punched a gate and wondered why the health never dropped? Have you ever got lost while swimming in the Great Borderland Lake?

If so, then [MoB] is the guild for you! We will literally kitten the noob right out of you. We chew up the most worthless, meaningless, and pitiful pugs and spit out diamond-encrusted heroes of battle. We are such a kitten family that you’ll throw away your real one. Your job is now to make your enemy’s lives miserable, so go ahead and quit that kittenjob you’ve got and tell your manager to get on your GOD LEVEL.

Caution: [MoB] can cause violent expulsions of loot bags from your opponents’ faces, an overwhelming sense of self-worth, an exclusive [MoB] only “Aura of Awesome” buff to appear on your character, enemies to leave puddles behind them as they run in fear, and – in rare cases – hypothermia due to severe cool.

lol i love it guys especially the group that cares nothing for its server (probably why HoD droped to T8) and admits it. Claims to come from DAoC and because of that don’t siege (i came from DAoC and relic raids and keep fights were the best part). Basically if you want to take towers and keeps and hold them for hours on end when your server loses everything else farming DR? we are the place to be.