Dear Anet,
I have some ideas for new tactivators for WvW.
1. The ‘Dr.Evil Tribute’ tactivator: This tactivator, when activated, will release a giant legendary wyvern with a friggin’ megalaser attached to its head. This legendary wyvern will bring death and ruin to players as it reks them in the face with fiery hot laser beams and then eats their burning carcasses for lunch.
2. The ‘Silent but Deadly’ tactivator: This tactivator, when activated, will release poison gas throughout an entire objective, and only people with the Nuhoch poison lore will be immune to its effects. That’s right WvW players, get ready to do some PvE like a scrub so you don’t get killed by this tactivator!
3. The ‘Dev Mode Banner’ tactivator: This tactivator, when activated, will give you a banner that blesses you with the powers of an almighty Dev. Invincibility, one-shotting everyone and everything, flying hundreds of feet up into the air, jumping over walls and gates, running at 500% movement speed…nothing is out of bounds for you! Enjoy being the God of GW2 while you wield this banner!
4. The ‘Lag then DC’ tactivator: This tactivator, when activated, will cause the enemy zerg to suddenly lag like they’re on Australian internet, then completely dc from the game just as they’re about to cap an objective. That’s right, players, get ready to be frustrated as your skills blink and never go off, people rubberband all over the place, and watch as your toon randomly goes from 100% health to downed state before you can even ask ‘what the kitten just happened.’
Hope you manage to implement these new tactivator ideas for WvW.
