Guild Wars 2

ShaunZ.1098:

Cosmos The Cat.2954:

Only a WvW player would pull an all nighter for those extra points.

Only a WvW player would bow to his enemy or sleep next to his corpse.

Only a WvW player has not seen Zhaitan.

Who is Zhaitan?

Isnt that the aliens or whatever those guys worshipped in Dude, Wheres My Car?

Shaojack.3871:

Only a WvW player has 2000 hours played but still broke, no map completion or legendary and still sees FOTM as Flavor of the Month.

Man, i guess i wvw too much cause this is true lol

Only a WvW player will get pearls for quaggans rather than for their girlfriend,wife,mistress etc.

Only a WvW player would think Dredge are any good.

Only a WvW player will build a ram in the middle of nowhere to worship it

salluks.6017:

ShaunZ.1098:

Cosmos The Cat.2954:

Only a WvW player would pull an all nighter for those extra points.

Only a WvW player would bow to his enemy or sleep next to his corpse.

Only a WvW player has not seen Zhaitan.

Who is Zhaitan?

Vizunah square…………………..lolz

he must be some easy monster

Only a WvW player will come to these forums for actual WvW discussion (instead of JP discussion).

Only a WvWvW player would join another server after their server crumbles and not rez anyone. (in their mind they are soft core pvping their new server mates and old enemies)

Zibzab
[sOLo]

salluks.6017:

ShaunZ.1098:

Cosmos The Cat.2954:

Only a WvW player would pull an all nighter for those extra points.

Only a WvW player would bow to his enemy or sleep next to his corpse.

Only a WvW player has not seen Zhaitan.

Who is Zhaitan?

Vizunah square…………………..lolz

LOL … where?

Only a WvWvW players kills quaggans and doesn’t get sad.

Only a WvWvW player knows the Dolyak on the East side of the map is Bessie, and the Dolyak on the West side is Dollie.

Rinzler.8072:

Only a WvW player will build a ram in the middle of nowhere to worship it

True story…

Only a WvW player wish they got VIP-member-repair-club for 20% discout for his/her repair bill

salluks.6017:

ShaunZ.1098:

Cosmos The Cat.2954:

Only a WvW player would pull an all nighter for those extra points.

Only a WvW player would bow to his enemy or sleep next to his corpse.

Only a WvW player has not seen Zhaitan.

Who is Zhaitan?

Vizunah square…………………..lolz

Vizunah Square?

Should we…should we treb it?

Only the wvw may understand this struggle
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Only a WvW player will die over and over again and not complain about it.

Only a WvWvW players know not to attack the gate with there weapons or pets.
Only a WvWvW players know how to get two heals back to back.

only a WvW player thinks to himself, “I can survive the jump off this cliff.”

Only a WvW player can go straigth to the right borderland while being in an overflow.

Only a WvW player shouts “ kitten YOU POPPED SWORDS!!! I SAID DON’T HIT MOBS!”

Also I hear people talking about this Zhaitan, what borderland does he spawn on?

Only a WVWer will tell you exactly what “culling” is and will give you a totally different definition to what is shown in the dictionary.

Only a WVW will have 0 achievements under activity and will not know what any of those Kegmaster, Keg Wins, etc are.

Only a WVW wishes all achievements points earned should be based solely on your kill count.

Only a wvw player would understand that 5 trebs vs 1 Tier2 tower isn’t excessive, its a show of power!

Only a WVW player idolizes Gandalf the Grey (now White).

Only a WvW player knows chest thumping is not restricted to gorillas.

Aowys.9420:

Only a WvWvW players know not to attack the gate with there weapons or pets.
Only a WvWvW players know how to get two heals back to back.

warrior do 1000 damage /HB – and arround 1500/ 5 seconds vs ram – 8k :P

Think he is a skilled player by zerging enemies and having no experience in structured PvP.

Only a wvw player knows what “bring sup” means

Only a wvw player knows the joy of being the lone defender and using the oil to destroy all those golems at the gate

Only a wvw player knows what mesmer sweeps are for

Only a wvw player would find spending hours of trebbing without any loot bags a productive day

Only a wvw player would forgo completing the monthly cause of the 7 fractals that need to be done

Ironvos.9014:

Only a wvw player would forgo completing the monthly cause of the 7 fractals that need to be done

Haha, the only monthly I’ve completed was the first one in September because all the rest required dungeon runs.

Waffler.1257:

Ironvos.9014:

Only a wvw player would forgo completing the monthly cause of the 7 fractals that need to be done

Haha, the only monthly I’ve completed was the first one in September because all the rest required dungeon runs.

I managed to complete this last month with great difficulty. I didn’t.even attempt it this month.

Only a wvw player knows that there is no such thing as too much siege.

Only a wvw player would read this entire thread and not deny a single word.

Ultravalefor.5038:

Only a WvW player shouts kitten YOU POPPED SWORDS!!! I SAID DON’T HIT MOBS!"

Also I hear people talking about this Zhaitan, what borderland does he spawn on?

I think someone said he lives in the black citadel dungeon…. Wherever that is!

Only a WvW player would stand naked at the seige merchant buying up siege, and run off to drop it forgetting they are still nekkid. Or know the joy of knocking an opponent off of a cliff.

Rinzler.8072:

Only a WvW player will build a ram in the middle of nowhere to worship it

Has the Maguuma religion spread to other servers? Doth thou kneel before the Great Lord Flame Ram and honor this lord of destruction?

Bligh.6985:

Only a wvw player knows that there is no such thing as too much siege.

Only a wvw player would read this entire thread and not deny a single word.

I’ll have to raise the stakes on this one.

Only a veteran wvw player knows that there IS such a thing as too much siege.

Imagine your conquests in EB and end up hitting the siegecap when you want to take that last T3 enemy keep, all you can use is rams and one other piece of siege :p
Took us a while

21 pieces of siege in ogre’s tower alone was part of the problem, someone went into turtle mode i guess.

My first day in wvw I learned Only a wvw player would get the meaning of: “Everyone to SM LR now!!! Man the AC’s (ascalonian catacombs?) get your sups on my BAL ASAP! (what… !?) Zerg inc, mes hide pls. Wow culling, ok spawn, gd pnt tick hold ppl.” lol wut…

Only a WvW player can speak WvW

Only a wvw player knows that watergate is more than a shady political scandal.

Only a wvw player will scream such things like KILL THE CATS

These are all great. I lold.

salluks.6017:

Waffler.1257:

Ironvos.9014:

Only a wvw player would forgo completing the monthly cause of the 7 fractals that need to be done

Haha, the only monthly I’ve completed was the first one in September because all the rest required dungeon runs.

I managed to complete this last month with great difficulty. I didn’t.even attempt it this month.

They are worthless anyway. What do you get.. 10 mystic coins. What are those used for? 10 karma jugs… yeah like we don’t have enough karma as it is.

Love it, keep em coming

exits.8075:

Rinzler.8072:

Only a WvW player will build a ram in the middle of nowhere to worship it

Has the Maguuma religion spread to other servers? Doth thou kneel before the Great Lord Flame Ram and honor this lord of destruction?

nigh! We worship Cathy the Catapult and Trisha the Treb

Bluescreenterror.2351:

Only a WvW player asks for the waypoint timer.

/m What’s the Lone Post waypoint timer?

loopi.7913:

My first day in wvw I learned Only a wvw player would get the meaning of: “Everyone to SM LR now!!! Man the AC’s (ascalonian catacombs?) get your sups on my BAL ASAP! (what… !?) Zerg inc, mes hide pls. Wow culling, ok spawn, gd pnt tick hold ppl.” lol wut…

Only a WvW player can speak WvW

Ahem
Everyone to Stonemist lower right now!! Man the arrow carts get your supplies to my ballista station as soon as possible. Enemy forces incoming, hide the mesmer. kitten it, culling is making rendering take forever. Ok we all got wiped, someone keep a timer on the waypoint.

Only a WvW player makes plans to stay home on Friday night.

Only a WvW player has 2 million karma and 2 silver.

I’m going to be reincarnated as a cow

LieutenantGoogle.7326:

loopi.7913:

My first day in wvw I learned Only a wvw player would get the meaning of: “Everyone to SM LR now!!! Man the AC’s (ascalonian catacombs?) get your sups on my BAL ASAP! (what… !?) Zerg inc, mes hide pls. Wow culling, ok spawn, gd pnt tick hold ppl.” lol wut…

Only a WvW player can speak WvW

Ahem
Everyone to Stonemist lower right now!! Man the arrow carts get your supplies to my ballista station as soon as possible. Enemy forces incoming, hide the mesmer. kitten it, culling is making rendering take forever. Ok we all got wiped, someone keep a timer on the waypoint.

i belive it was lords room not lower right.

Majik.8521:

LieutenantGoogle.7326:

loopi.7913:

My first day in wvw I learned Only a wvw player would get the meaning of: “Everyone to SM LR now!!! Man the AC’s (ascalonian catacombs?) get your sups on my BAL ASAP! (what… !?) Zerg inc, mes hide pls. Wow culling, ok spawn, gd pnt tick hold ppl.” lol wut…

Only a WvW player can speak WvW

Ahem
Everyone to Stonemist lower right now!! Man the arrow carts get your supplies to my ballista station as soon as possible. Enemy forces incoming, hide the mesmer. kitten it, culling is making rendering take forever. Ok we all got wiped, someone keep a timer on the waypoint.

i belive it was lords room not lower right.

kitten it, you’re right (slits wrist)

Only a WvW player would stay up until 4am to continue defending bay.

zhonnika.1784:

Only a wvw player knows that watergate is more than a shady political scandal.

Haha this is hilarious!
These are all great guys, keep um coming!

LieutenantGoogle.7326:

Ahem
Everyone to Stonemist lower right now!! Man the arrow carts get your supplies to my ballista station as soon as possible. Enemy forces incoming, hide the mesmer. kitten it, culling is making rendering take forever. Ok we all got wiped, someone keep a timer on the waypoint.

Only a WvW player knows that “someone keep a timer on the waypoint” is not a correct translation of “gd pnt tick hold ppl.”.

Only a WvW player will buy something off a siegemaster.

Only a WvW player will keep extra mithril ore and elder wood instead of selling them.

Only a WvW player will shout kitten on me!

Only a WvW player wakes up in cold sweat at night because he dreamed somebody yelled “INCOMING”.

Shaojack.3871:

Only a WvW player has 2000 hours played but still broke, no map completion or legendary and still sees FOTM as Flavor of the Month.

so true

Trait boon duration to help escort dolyaks.

Bad Element.4613:

Only a WvW player would think Dredge are any good.

LOL. This is very funny.