Guild Wars 2

Ram, long worshipped by so many servers, have started to become less effective, often downright belligerent. The ram ego is out of control! This has to stop.

We, the people, must call to arms and fight back against these oppressive, primadonna rams!

I mean seriously, how many times have you meant to drop an AC blueprint and it winds up being a ram? ><

Coincidence?

I don’t think so!

… worse still! Rams are no longer feeling the need to do their basic job of tearing down gates, often stopping mid-fight to stare off into space and think about other, gasp, rams!

A greater indicator of how out of control their egos are is a stupid ram won’t even rez you after you die, but will instead just sit there, watch you, and bleat. (I swear I hear laughter in the bleating!)

So people of Tyria, I urge you to rise up and fight these overblown primadonnas. Put these rams in their place. If we don’t, soon all rams will stand there, looking at you dumbly, when you ask them to do even the most basic chore of head butting a gate!

QUICKLY! BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!

ROFL

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So …. much …. serious ….. on this forum, lol.

PAPR (towers) will prevail against the henious ram!

Down with all rams!

This ram actually had the guts to stand beside a golem. Refusing to get in it, and refusing to move to the gate. I wholeheartedly support this movement!