Guild Wars 2

What are some things either players or anet could do for wvw on April 1?

Examples:
Anet : permastealth for all players, so new players can experience the joys of culling.
Player: Supply traps everywhere.

Everyone is a supply dolyak and the dolyaks turn into player characters and try to kill you for a change.

Shutting down WvW forever or even better Anet employee are pretending that they care about WvW at all…

They announce the end of ques and disconnects.

anet: change the wvw forum to whine vs whine, restore matchup forum as subforum.

Early April Fools, NA gold league is 9 servers!

Developers post on the WvW forum and act like it’s something they do regularly.

Change in weapons:
Ballistas open walls, ac opens doors, rams and catapult attack enemy players,

Not having the most needed feature, a flexible grouping system for private/guild forces, on the big feature patch would be the biggest joke of all.

If we see no upgrades to the C&S and grouping on this “feature” patch then I want to know what they are smoking.

I don’t know if it was a bug or ArenaNet testing out an April Fool’s joke, but two nights ago I witnessed Dolyaks attacking the gates of Stonemist and some towers. This wasn’t the Dolyak that accompanies Commander Siegecrusher or Commander Siegerazer, either. These were just normal yaks walking their regular supply delivery route. When they arrived at the gate of Stonemist, they started attacking it (the supply camp from which the yaks came was owned by a different server than the one who owned Stonemist).

In the previous CDI thread concerning what features of EotM would we like to see included in WvWvW, it went a little off-topic. During that phase, the discussion had turned to how to improve supply, dolyaks, etc. Jokingly I had suggested that a “Day of Dolyaks” be created once per year to give these poor beasts of burden a chance to avenge all their fallen comrades over the past year (with rocket boosters and lasers included). Could we be seeing this coming to fruition as an April Fools gag?

I think there’s a video somewhere of the supply yaks attacking an SMC gate. Been there awhile.

A yak will attack the door of a keep it nornally visits, if the yak was already en route when the structure fipped to an enemy color. Normally these yaks are slain by the guards I believe, so they don’t last too long.

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A yak will attack the door of a keep it nornally visits, if the yak was already en route when the structure fipped to an enemy color. Normally these yaks are slain by the guards I believe, so they don’t last too long.

But when the dolly is garded (with the upgrade : gards killed gards), and can’t enter because of the flip, it will start bashing at the door…

Not a new feature

The yaks are just angry they walked that far for nothing.

Turn everyone into stick figures like GW1

Shut down WvW and give free trials to ESO and Wildstar.

Friendly fire.

Please ANet…

Do it.

After much deliberation I have deduced that we will all turn into Quaggans for April fools.

And proceed to play as if nothing ever happened.

Release a WvW update.
Fix WvW bugs
Fix WvW glitches
Fix WvW hacks
Ban WvW hackers
Remove PvE crap from WvW
Devon to to host a WvW (EOTM) CDI, oops sorry that was the other week, he did a great job btw!

account wide WvW ranks

Naked people. Naked people everywhere.