Guild Wars 2

so i was inspired by a post on Reddit ( made by a poster name Christalah, you guys can go to the reddit thread and read it yourself, here’s the link: http://www.reddit.com/r/Guildwars2/comments/1ard20/flame_and_frost_page_updated_321/ ) and i decided to make one myself

R1: peasant/PVEer
R2: peasant with pitchfork
R3: Lion’s Arch WvW patriot
R3: Lion’s Arch WvW server and guild strength analyst
R4: Lion’s Arch WvW tactician and strategist
R5: WvW Forum Reader
R6: WvW Forum Warrior
R7: PvE commander
R8: Militia
R9: WvW spawn afker
R10: WvW citadel crater
R11: WvW Mesmer Port inquirer
R12: WvW Jumping puzzle passenger
R13: WvW jumping puzzle pilot
R14: WvW gatherer
R15: WvW ambient Killer
R16: WvW PvE mobs killer
R17: WvW map completion-er
R18: lvl 30 Militia with greens
R19: lvl 80 militia with rares
R20: lvl 80 militia with exotics
R21: lvl 80 militia with legendary
R22: WvW siege placer
R23: Supplies runner/ siege builder
R24: Militia with tons of gold
R25: Meat-shield for enemies zerg
R26: Siege tester
R27: Scout

Um… ha..ha?

1-10: Militia
11-20: Recruit
21-30: Scout
31-40: Solider
41: Cannon fooder
42: The answer to everything
43-50: Officer
51-60: ???
61-70: General
71-79: Commander
80: GOD OF WAR

but but.. there’s already commander….

Will play 24h/24 is there is something like “King Slayer”

hplee.2839:

R25: Meat-shield for enemies zerg

The first thing that comes to my mind of a R25 with blue doritos is Leeroy Jenkins XD

playandchill.3908:

Will play 24h/24 is there is something like “King Slayer”

R50: King Slayer of Dolyaks

What if there were over 500 ranks and 27 is ridiculously easy to get?

1-9 = Invader
10-19 = Recruit
20-29 = Scout
30-39 = Soldier
40-49 = Captain
50-59 = Colonel
60-69 = General
70-79 = Field Marshal
80-89 = Warlord
90-99= Legendary Warlord

playandchill.3908:

Will play 24h/24 is there is something like “King Slayer”

“Champion Slayer” from sPVP, close enough sPVP has some of the coolest titles.

I want to be “cannon fodder” !

Rank 100 Lord of auto attacking

You folks are very optimistic. Looking at the other types of WvW achievements I predict it to be something like:

Ranks 1-249,999: no title or benefit
Rank 250,000: lame title, ability to carry more siege and take less damage from siege

Niim.9260:

You folks are very optimistic. Looking at the other types of WvW achievements I predict it to be something like:

Ranks 1-249,999: no title or benefit
Rank 250,000: lame title, ability to carry more siege and take less damage from siege

Not really optimistic… Perhaps over-analyzing the photo found on this page:

https://www.guildwars2.com/en/the-game/releases/march-2013/

JaironKalach.4938:

Niim.9260:

You folks are very optimistic. Looking at the other types of WvW achievements I predict it to be something like:

Ranks 1-249,999: no title or benefit
Rank 250,000: lame title, ability to carry more siege and take less damage from siege

Not really optimistic… Perhaps over-analyzing the photo found on this page:

https://www.guildwars2.com/en/the-game/releases/march-2013/

WTB a sense of humor? I guess hard to be happy when six months of no attention to wvw has rewarded us with a meaningless progression system with a grand total of 8 abilities…. I am not sure if I should laugh or cry myself.

I’m going to laugh and continue killing until they turn the lights off.

I thought the OP was very funny

They probally only add the achievement rank names as you can get now and put them visible for the enemy.. thats all dont expect much :P