Guild Wars 2

Once upon a server reset, back in the days of yore,
I pondered over many a possible epic lewts and WvW badges galore.
Yet when I tried to enter, I was shocked by what I saw, for
The EB had already been filled: room, there was no more.
Quoth the forums, “QQ moar.”

When I finally entered the EB, I’d see the brand new score
My server was in last as usual, oh happy galore.
I reasoned it was because our server was occupied with the Lost Shore.
Surely we could not be that bad at this simple game of war!
Quoth the forums, “QQ moar.”

We zerged here, we zerged there, we PvP’d the door
We capped this, we capped that; points, we tried to restore.
Yet we could do nothing against their Oceanic hardcores.
Had ANet made the game better, we would not be so sore.
Quoth the forums, “QQ moar.”

I came across a thief one day — those types I do abhor.
And before I knew what had happened the thief had already bore
Two holes into my back. Boom. I was dead on the floor.
And the tears I wept on the forums created a downpour.
Quoth the forums, “QQ moar.”

I nearly had a kill on a ranger yesterday, but not before
He decided to use a dastardly trick on me: Alt-F4.
I cried in /t, “I can’t take this anymore!
I’m leaving WvW and going back to farm in Orr!”
Quoth the forums, “QQ moar.”

So here I am today, still PvPing the door
The orders I make seem to be all but ignored.
Perhaps I shall get a blue dorito — a difficult labor.
If only ANet had lowered the price heretofore.
Quoth the forums, “QQ moar.”

applause

heretofore, indeed.

slow-building golf clap

Never thought that Edgar Allen Poe would be such an avid PvP’er.

Or alive, for that matter.
Props, sir.

You, sir, have excellent rhyming skills.

That was really awesome. Love your ode.

MC Frontalot should get you to write his lyrics, this kitten be banging yo!

QQ moar…I mean….nice.

That was impressive!

the timber wasn’t right… or its late at night.. I can see the effort you went through, to make your rhymes sound true..

what left me dazed.. were some of the ways.. the story went askew…

Lol you forget:
Our server winning pretty hard (against almost dead WvW server).
Stomp every enemy in sight.
Until none of them come to WvW again.
Quoth the forums, “QQ moar.”

I do a jumping puzzle.
But so many enemy players camp there.
And they kill me by “accident”.
Had Anet remove PvP status from jumping puzzle.
Quoth the forums, “QQ moar.”

Awesomesauce.9528:

Once upon a server reset, back in the days of yore,
I pondered over many a possible epic lewts and WvW badges galore.
Yet when I tried to enter, I was shocked by what I saw, for
The EB had already been filled: room, there was no more.
Quoth the forums, “QQ moar.”

When I finally entered the EB, I’d see the brand new score
My server was in last as usual, oh happy galore.
I reasoned it was because our server was occupied with the Lost Shore.
Surely we could not be that bad at this simple game of war!
Quoth the forums, “QQ moar.”

We zerged here, we zerged there, we PvP’d the door
We capped this, we capped that; points, we tried to restore.
Yet we could do nothing against their Oceanic hardcores.
Had ANet made the game better, we would not be so sore.
Quoth the forums, “QQ moar.”

I came across a thief one day — those types I do abhor.
And before I knew what had happened the thief had already bore
Two holes into my back. Boom. I was dead on the floor.
And the tears I wept on the forums created a downpour.
Quoth the forums, “QQ moar.”

I nearly had a kill on a ranger yesterday, but not before
He decided to use a dastardly trick on me: Alt-F4.
I cried in /t, “I can’t take this anymore!
I’m leaving WvW and going back to farm in Orr!”
Quoth the forums, “QQ moar.”

So here I am today, still PvPing the door
The orders I make seem to be all but ignored.
Perhaps I shall get a blue dorito — a difficult labor.
If only ANet had lowered the price heretofore.
Quoth the forums, “QQ moar.”

That is awesome.

QQ MOAR!