Guild Wars 2

Ladies and gentlemen,

I present to you, the WvW forum drinking game.

Rules:

1. Any time a player from your server makes a chest-thumping (self-congratulatory) comment in the match thread, you must take a drink. Every one of you.

2. Any time a player whines about some perceived disadvantage for their server, that server must take a drink.

3. Any time someone from your server mentions badges, your server must take a drink.

4. Any time a player compliments another player’s skill or strategy, the server complimented must take a drink.

5. Lastly, whoever posts the updated score in thread picks which server has to take a drink.

Here’s to happier match threads as a result! (At the very least they’ll be too incoherent to be able to discern if the posts are positive or negative so win-win!)

6. Whenever someone mentions the work ‘drunk’ you take a drink.

I like SoR WvW Drinking game better.
As we get drunker, we make more rules.

>.> Note: last time we did this some went afk and didn’t come back for a few days.

I tried doing a wvw (non forum) drinking game once.
Each time i killed somebody, got a medal and for every badge i got i drank.
I had to loosen up the rules a bit >_<

Genev.2450:

I tried doing a wvw (non forum) drinking game once.
Each time i killed somebody, got a medal and for every badge i got i drank.
I had to loosen up the rules a bit >_<

Wow your server is going to be wasted quickly lol … You managed to do rule 1 and 3 in one single sentence.

Drink up Genew’s server!

Using the rules in the OP, the entire WvW community would be dead within an hour.

I love it. This is fantastic

Jayne.9251:

Genev.2450:

I tried doing a wvw (non forum) drinking game once.
Each time i killed somebody, got a medal and for every badge i got i drank.
I had to loosen up the rules a bit >_<

Wow your server is going to be wasted quickly lol … You managed to do rule 1 and 3 in one single sentence.

Drink up Genew’s server!

I’m jsut that good….
(See what i did there? :p)

But WvW drinking games are always fun, regardless of forum or game version
Well, to be fair, i think it’s a drinking game thing…

tluv.5821:

I love it. This is fantastic

I’m the idea girl!

I think anet should hire me.

After a while of playing you cannot read the posts anymore.
So there is a natural break to survive the game.

This adds a new tactic to WvW. “Kill them with kindness”. Send your entire server to the forums to compliment the other 2 servers, wait for them to pass out, and capture the entire WvW map.

Terra Dactyl.2047:

This adds a new tactic to WvW. “Kill them with kindness”. Send your entire server to the forums to compliment the other 2 servers, wait for them to pass out, and capture the entire WvW map.

EXACTLY!

You see how my evil plot unfolds?

You forgot about people who complain about the WvW jumping puzzles. Every time someone complains about them (for or against) everyone (all servers) take a drink.

Jayne.9251:

3. Any time someone from your server mentions badges, your server must take a drink.

This one will screw over CD.

Frellin.6318:

You forgot about people who complain about the WvW jumping puzzles. Every time someone complains about them (for or against) everyone (all servers) take a drink.

This post with screeny gives a bottle of champaign for every Elona player
https://forum-de.gw2archive.eu/forum/pvp/wuvwuv/Ewiges-Camping-in-den-ewigen-Schlachtfeldern-JP/196478

nobody is going to make it past 1 and 2. they will be on the floor, dying.

lol. I can imagine being buzzed out of my mind, slamming ‘refresh’ on the forums over and over while the tower I was supposed to be scouting gets roflgolemstomped. Oh right… I knew I’d forgotten something…

Ok it’s been a couple hours … I suspect you’re all toes up by now?

That explains all the players I’ve been seeing running against the walls.

Was just browsing a few threads …. Drink up folks!

Waffler.1257:

Jayne.9251:

3. Any time someone from your server mentions badges, your server must take a drink.

This one will screw over CD.

>hic< wat em aye dooyin ere >hic<

This guy right here??~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
Takes to a whole other level!

This game would be more worth participating in if not for the fact that the mods will just delete all the entertaining posts.

Annddd Jus’ cuz I can….~fumble,tapkeytapeykfmuble~