Guild Wars 2

The ragequitter: I have no idea about what Anet really changed in WvW, but i hate it

The blind monk: The problem is just the map!

The Dreamer: I’m sure Anet will resolve the main issues

The lover: I have no idea whatsoever about what Anet really changed in WvW, but it is something new, so i must love it regardless

The “scout”: I love autoupgrades because now scouting is easier <3

The scout: The guy above me^ has no idea what a scout is
[Probably quitting GW2 after 3 years of dedicated scouting in WvW]

The Anet dev:

The magician: If we merge servers and do server alliances all other (actually real) WvW problems will disappear

Some sort of “WvW players”: I don’t really care about the WvW mechanics that are different from 1111, so i don’t care about all the changes Anet did, so: New WvW is good, quit moaning on forum and get on tag
[Probably the average guy playing WvW right now]

The wise one: New WvW is not WvW. Gg wp guys, it was nice while it lasted

He who shall bend: I don’t like WvW changes, but unfortunately i have nothing else to do, so i’ll keep playing WvW and overtime i’ll start to enjoy things that i actually dislike; and i won’t even realize it
[You are probably here]

The new WvW players: Born and raised in an awful non-WvW enviroment.
Do i feel sorry for them

Weeeehh, i was just bored. But you know, ridendo dicere verum
Peace out, ciao guys.

Nedus.6952:

The Anet dev:

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Well done, Sir

The server prideless: Now it’s finally time to remove servers. All but T1 is dead anyway.

The PvE player: New borderlands would be successful, if they had proper PvE content like hearts and world bosses.

The forum complainer: WvW is boring anyway, but at least something new to complain about on the forums.

The Anet dev: Why are WvW people not enthusiastic about raids and esports?

The Anet dev: Wait until 3015 you will have excellent update in WvW

Nedus.6952:

He who shall bend: I don’t like WvW changes, but unfortunately i have nothing else to do, so i’ll keep playing WvW and overtime i’ll start to enjoy things that i actually dislike; and i won’t even realize it
[You are probably here]

Yep. That’s me right there.
And the worst thing – there is no real and alive alternative to GW2’s WvW. Or I don’t know about it.

NiloyBardhan.9170:

Nedus.6952:

The Anet dev:

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Well done, Sir

The sarcasm is real. +1

Nedus.6952:

The Anet dev:

I lost it, ggwp 10/10

The fights guild: We’ll be in our shiny new guild hall arena.

The wiser one: New WvW is same as the old WvW. Sorry, working on my new legendary. At least Mordrem snipers are willing to fight.

One more:

The Zergling: I was getting sick of EotM anyways as I fell off a few times while texting. I only need 20 more ranks to unlock my specialization; WEEEEEEE.

I disagree with most of it, but still funny. Many thanks~

Rename “The wise one” to something neutral and I agree with you.
None of those are 100% right or 100% wrong (except ragers)

Personally I’m a dreaming, some sort of WvW player scout (who shall bend).

You should probably change the description of “he who shall bend”. I agree with it for the most part. But it’s rather learning to live with what you don’t like instead of starting to enjoy it.

PS: ANet dev is a nice one

You forgot:

The Prophet/The Doomsayer/The Ancient Ones/The Ones from WvW Past : i.e. Those who liked WvW, saw the potential for WvW, gave Anet ideas on improvements, those who at first thought Anet were listening to them, those who then realised the truth and began demanding answers, those who were punished by Anet and exiled from these forum lands.

Those who fought until they received the greatest punishment Anet could think of:

Legendary Crafter : how would I get my badge of honor in the current state of wvw ?

Every mesmer that hides in keeps: wtf is this marked bull**** and why does it last 5 minutes even if I am invised

True story. A guildie that used to hide in keeps when they flipped was super annoyed while hiding on their chrono.

Also I hid in a keep once after HoT patch and 5 people chased me for ten minutes (lol Desert BL map) before a whole zerg boxed me in.

It’s still possible to hide though, one mesmer on my server was able to port into inner fire keep from the sentry point outside the outer wall. You just need to bring your A-game and avoid being spotted by the roaming guards.

The Grumpy Optimist Alrighty can’t wait to login for guild raid tonight. Oh, the whole guild is in the jungle repping their PvE guilds. Oh well I’ll go PuG tonight it’ll be great fun. Oh jeez EBg queue sitting at 56. Okay I’ll hope on home BL probably something going on there. Oh there’s not. Grumblegrumblegrumble, maybe tomorrow.

Looks more like the revenant and it’s fellow revenants.