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Posted by: Ilyaniii.3918

Ilyaniii.3918

Alright Anet it’s time somebody spoke on behalf of all those who one day wish to become mighty fine Yakslappers like myself. I’ve been doing some research on the WvW achievement, “Yakslapper”(Slay 1,000,000 Supply Dolyaks inside WvW). I consider myself to play a lot of GuildWars 2, close to 10 hours a day. Of that 10 hours I play 9 of it inside WvW… I can average around 100 yaks a day. I find the fastest way is to Rotate two camps inside Borderlands and only killings yaks. It’s pretty glorious, However I think one milly is a bit much, as it would take close to 10 years at this rate. Seeing as you gave away free Dragon ranks to all those “Proud” Dragons in sPvP. Is it possible to maybe have that One Million Yaks tuned down to say.. 20,000 yaks? I saw sPvP’s Dragon rank to be something only a few would have. But since you gave it to them for free, I would like my Yaks too. ?

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Posted by: styx.7294

styx.7294

Ack, drawing the parallel between making sPvP ranks easier and not making moves on the impossible WvW ranks makes me angry!

These forums are such a trap.

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Posted by: Ilyaniii.3918

Ilyaniii.3918

You would have to kill 500 WvW Yaks a day, Every day for 10 years, and then you will have Yakslapper.

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Posted by: styx.7294

styx.7294

In the first year of playing, summing up all the yaks across the 51 servers that were killed turned out to be 23 yakslapper titles: https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/wuv/wuv/For-the-Dolytariat/first#post2734621

Awkward but I had totally forgotten about Devon Carter’s promise to fix the WvW achievements by 2013’s end.

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Posted by: Ulion.5476

Ulion.5476

Yea that is one achievement roamers/havoc group really want but will never get. Still wondering why the wvw base achievements are 5-10x the number of total needed for ultimate dominator. Its like the achievement were made under the idea of a karma train(PvE) perspective. I just hope this new living story season will focus mostly on wvw improvement instead of pve ones. Then again a majority of gw2 player base is pve.

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Posted by: gennyt.3428

gennyt.3428

Because the game was not finished on release, and WvWvW got the kittenyest end of that stick.

Whispers with meat.

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Posted by: Vavume.8065

Vavume.8065

I used to want the title when it was Ultimate Interceptor, but then they changed it to Yakslapper and I really do not like that title at all, currently at 16k yaks and even if they gave me the title tomorrow I wouldn’t use it.

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Posted by: Offair.2563

Offair.2563

Theyre working on it, been said 8-9 months ago by devon arrowcarter.

Will be done end november 2016.

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Don’t argue with idiots, they pull you down their level and own you with experience.

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Posted by: Valdemas.4960

Valdemas.4960

Theyre working on it, been said 8-9 months ago by devon arrowcarter.

Will be done end november 2016.

Oh god I hope they don’t rush it. They should take their time.

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Posted by: Offair.2563

Offair.2563

Big Babou, Ranger for life.
Madness Rises [Rise] – Banners Hold.
Don’t argue with idiots, they pull you down their level and own you with experience.

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Posted by: Nadha.6097

Nadha.6097

kinda funny how these topics keep reappearing.
thanks for reposting.
Still true.
poooor Yaks.

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Posted by: Ilyaniii.3918

Ilyaniii.3918

Listen here Anet. I’ve been slappin’ Yaks ’round these parts since you were level 4 engineers. I want my Slapping to be heard of! Mae the achievement realistic. at this rate it would take 500 yaks a day every day, for the next 10 years in order to hit 1 million yaks.

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Posted by: Kraljevo.2801

Kraljevo.2801

I just don’t expect anything anymore. This is ridiculous, WvW “team”.

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Posted by: uberkingkong.8041

uberkingkong.8041

It use to be that in PvP to get dragon rank would take 2 years worth of playing (not too bad considering its highest rank in game), but now its only 3 months worth of PvP to get to dragon rank in PvP.

Also, adjusting the amount of yaks you have to kill is a huge deal in coding, you have no idea, so of course its going to take a few years worth of coding to make Yakslapper title more doable.

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Posted by: Scryeless.1924

Scryeless.1924

I think 3 months is a reasonable amount of time to achieve a top rank, achievement, or title. I WvW on a regular basis. Not 100% of the time but a fairly large amount of play time and I am only around 6k kills for Ultimate Dominator title. This is just one more item on the list that encourages people to zerg/blob and encourages people into EotM to achieve things quicker. Killing up-levels is much easier and its more of a wholesale slaughter. Ultimate Dominator is the only title in the game that i want to display. I refuse to display any other title. So EotM is where i have to go to speed things up. Even in EotM this title is still mostly out of reach.

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Warrior – The New Burninator! Strongbad would be so proud!
Guardian – Burn for you, heal for me, block for me and uh…sorry Im all out of gifts.

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Posted by: Gimp.9460

Gimp.9460

None of the WvW titles are to be taken seriously.

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