Guild Wars 2

We’re here to knock down doors and kill players… and they’re all out of players.

Sea of Sorrows – where every game mode is PvE.

Or, I suppose if we felt like not joking along with that kinda thing:

Putting the Sorrows in your QQ.

Please don’t leave…

“you, build the siege golem under the hot oil pot,… you, make sure you keep those 1 hp castle walls up and drain our supplies while they relentlessly treb it, the rest come with me, we have a grub to kill!! We Got This!!”

the best one… made my day. Thank you!

TAP THAT DOLYAK
—Ehmry Bay

With a few notably antagonistic commanders on world, I see this a lot.

“Just mute that commander”

“This isn’t AB?”

- Fort Aspenwood

“Someone take my treb, I’m getting evicted.”

“Looks like we are doing this the FoW way, who needs rams when you have 5 men” – Fissure of Woe

“What are siege weapons and supplies and where can I buy them?” – Fissure of Woe

“I never knew I had the orb” – dead FoW player near enemy waypoint.

“We are outnumbered screw this I am moving servers” – Fissure of Woe

“What is a commander?” – Fissure of Woe

“Trebuchet’s get better range at the edge of the tower wall above the gate!” – Fissure of FoW

Come to FoW for WvW in hard mode, the worst server of all

Run to the hills, run for your life.

To quote WvW on FoW

“I want to build a trebuche(sic)”
“To launch it at what?”
“Sometimes, you just need to build it, it’s symbolic”

“Why are you people building rams outside their spawn?”
~Desolation

We do it to confuse the enemy, we know it is effective because it also confuses the hell out of our allies.

Whiteside Ridge – “No queue: just you”

Far Shiverpeaks:

We Win All Day Every Day

We Whine all Night Every Night: “We have no Night Crew!”

Alternate:

We only fight in sunlight.

I can only really speak for me and my friends on Aurora Glade

“ kitten germans”

big zergin, big cappin, big women

“I wish someone would defend this crap.”
and/or
“We don’t night cap all of you, you all night cap us!”

-Sea of Sorrows.

Taken from team chat: “Oh ULTD are in here, no wonder they are mad.”

Thus FA Motto:

First, second, or third place it doesn’t matter; fight til they use all 166 to stop us. ;]

Eruanion Vanyo.8261:

Whiteside Ridge – “No queue: just you”

Lol so hard…

nornh.9280:

All our base are belong to you.

-Eredon Terrace

Rofl.

I dunno about the whole server, but in our current match our guilds motto is:

Lets just hold cliff.

Ricky.4706:

“you, build the siege golem under the hot oil pot,… you, make sure you keep those 1 hp castle walls up and drain our supplies while they relentlessly treb it, the rest come with me, we have a grub to kill!! We Got This!!”

You! Pull those levers! You! Twist those knobs! You! Push some buttons, PUSH SOME BUTTONS!!!

It’s a motto and a theme song:

Zuh… zuh…. zuh…. zuh… Zerg! Zerg! Zerg! Zerg is the word!

-Ehmry Bay

The war isn’t over…don’t let them pull -Sanctum of Ralls- on us again
Learn from our past…Keep fighting!

-Darkhaven

For Blackgate, it’s either “JUMPING PUZZLE!!!!” or “GRUB IS UP!!”

if everything went perfect, it would be boring – it’s the crazy little mistakes and antics that we remember with a smile. Every server should make time to stop and smell the grub – you might lose a castle, but you will gain an adventure worth telling.