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Where is the promised Commando Class?

Well, Mr Devon
Where are they?
Commandos make obvious sense to have in the game/WvW and should be implemented ASAP as discussed below.

I was really looking forward to having some FPS in my 3rd Person MMORPG.
To maybe get a couple of no-scope headshots in there, maybe a youtube montage in a collection with some really good, Let the bodies hit the floor, music.

I mean really, where else did you expect me to no-scope a 9ft Ogre in the face while dealing gold into a trading post and pwning sum nubs with a frag grenade.
Opening in the market? I see some money to be farmed.

Look at the problems you have with WvW right now,
Skill lag, how do you solve it? Get rid of zergs.
“But but.. HOW?! Oh great and glorious person from the internet, how do we do this?” you say.

Here is your simple answer,
Its called a Light Machine Gun my friend.
Ever been sprayed by one of this things by even the dumbest nub who can’t aim? Effective.

Imagine a 150man zerg battle with an assault rifle. Popp’in sum noob tubes.
A perma stealth thief heartseekers up to you?! Knifed in the foot insta kill.
Because everyone knows a knife is more deadly than a rifle.

I think we are all in agreement here.
You must stop holding back on our new class.
Please inform us of when we can hope to see some SMG prone jumping headshot action in our favorite game. And maybe the new AC-130 Gunship Wexp trait line.

Here is your video which you conveniently forgot about:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KR2Esy83MQ0

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Posted by: Tenebrous.2451

Tenebrous.2451

I am with you commander.

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Posted by: styx.7294

styx.7294

Rob.7624:
Well, Mr Devon
Here is your simple answer,
Its called a Light Machine Gun my friend.
Ever been sprayed by one of this things by even the dumbest nub who can’t aim? Effective.

Imagine a 150man zerg battle with an assault rifle. Popp’in sum noob tubes.

The day after…

Commando: “Retaliation and reflect projectiles is OP!”

Also it is safe to assume I and you have not been sprayed by a machine gun as we are able to post here.

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Posted by: Seigfried.5938

Seigfried.5938

You are joking, right? Your response to a 150 man zerg is a machince gun? It is pretty obvious in that case you will have a 150 man commando zerg.

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Posted by: Rob.7624

Rob.7624

styx.7294:
The day after…

Commando: “Retaliation and reflect projectiles is OP!”

Also it is safe to assume I and you have not been sprayed by a machine gun as we are able to post here.

No we just know how to no-scope jumping crouch swizzle headshot those guys from 200 metres away on a car bonnet with night vision on and with extreme sensitivity.

Did I mention the montage with some drowning pool/linkin park music?

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Posted by: styx.7294

styx.7294

Rob, have you been playing bad games while you were away from WvW?

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Posted by: pixieish.9627

pixieish.9627

The commando class is rumoured to be released after the sandwichmancer.

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Posted by: Ramrod.6870

Ramrod.6870

I would love it. I think the commando class will add a much new dynamic shift to WvW tactics and change the way we think about defending/assaulting towers/keeps.

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Posted by: osif.8673

osif.8673

It’s good to see your dislike for zerging, Robert.

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Posted by: WyldKat.4712

WyldKat.4712

I can play without wearing underwear, using any class, if it makes you happy?

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Posted by: AngelsShadow.7360

AngelsShadow.7360

pixieish.9627:
The commando class is rumoured to be released after the sandwichmancer.

You absolute legend.

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Posted by: Linanthony.1809

Linanthony.1809

Are you kidding me? Commando class is the engineer
Put some black flashy armor on your engineer and voila, you have your commando
Or maybe change the name of engineer to commando, you won’t even notice the difference

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Posted by: Rob.7624

Rob.7624

pixieish.9627:
The commando class is rumoured to be released after the sandwichmancer.

OMG yeh I heard about that!
I cannot wait for that either, but the problem is what trait line to go into!

Should it be Pork products like ham and bacon.
What about Chicken burgers?
Or MAYBE BEEF.

So much choice.
Never mind the sauces.

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Posted by: Tenebrous.2451

Tenebrous.2451

Rob.7624:
pixieish.9627:
The commando class is rumoured to be released after the sandwichmancer.

OMG yeh I heard about that!
I cannot wait for that either, but the problem is what trait line to go into!

Should it be Pork products like ham and bacon.
What about Chicken burgers?
Or MAYBE BEEF.

So much choice.
Never mind the sauces.

Watch out for the delux meatball sub. Just sayn.

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Posted by: Mister Mustard.7203

Mister Mustard.7203

Hanes became a corporate sponsor, thus the Commando class has been nixed.

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Posted by: Debois Guilbert.6413

Debois Guilbert.6413

Interesting… but that video was released on April 1st. Suppose they could have put one in the Super Adventure Box.

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Posted by: Avatar of Belle.9623

Avatar of Belle.9623

But..but…I want my jester class. I’ll make mine into a Harley Quinn.

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Posted by: titanlectro.5029

titanlectro.5029

Since some of you don’t know

Commando: http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Commando
Sandwichmancer: https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/game/gw2/More-Than-An-Expansion-s-Worth-of-Content/2074801

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Posted by: miriforst.1290

miriforst.1290

Well we got the commando class!

Its called engineer.

Sadly its not up to par.

Purity of purpose.

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Posted by: Chopps.5047

Chopps.5047

DevonCarver.5370:
Everyone knows that the true key to the sandwichmancer class is the bread. New weapon confirmed! Ciabatta!

Indeed. The bread makes the sammich.

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Posted by: Debois Guilbert.6413

Debois Guilbert.6413

To be fair about the class development priorities, it seems to me that requests for the sandwichmancer predate the announcement of the commando class:

http://guildcast.wordpress.com/2010/08/13/episode-14/

Sadly, the podcast link seems broken… or perhaps eliminated by a team of Arenanet commandos.

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Posted by: Rajani Isa.6294

Rajani Isa.6294

DevonCarver.5370:
Everyone knows that the true key to the sandwichmancer class is the bread. New weapon confirmed! Ciabatta!

You need to add “The Prince of Sturmhalten’s Big Bet” to the game.

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Posted by: Cain.6507

Cain.6507

Don’t forget the off hand focus sandwhichmancer only weapon Rampager Aged Pepper Jack Wheel of the Rampager.

OH # 4 PBAOE 900 range HeartBurner. Causes burning and poison for 30 seconds. Can be spammed like Heart Seeker. Countered by new conditions cleansing skill Tums.
OH # 5 Ground targeted AOE similar to Necros Marks. Overwhelming pepper jack breath. Cause fear on target that only targets players teammates. Stacks in duration based on players effected. Would work like a Necros fear but be a PBAOE fear that is persistent on the player who trigger the Mark. Only effects friendly players. The more players who are effected the l get the duration stacks.

Be a perfect Zerg breaker. Guard rushes in, triggers mark, then starts fearing his own team away from him. His teammates cause other teammates to fear even more players away. One Mark + 50 player Zerg= 150s fear duration. Countered by me condition cleanser Fresh Mint Flavored Gum.

New conditions cleanser can only be purchased badges.

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Posted by: Rob.7624

Rob.7624

DevonCarver.5370:
Everyone knows that the true key to the sandwichmancer class is the bread. New weapon confirmed! Ciabatta!

This is nearly exactly what I wanted to be announced.
We could change the name of the game to “Subwars 2”.

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Posted by: BrimstoneAshe.5043

BrimstoneAshe.5043

Rob.7624:
pixieish.9627:
The commando class is rumoured to be released after the sandwichmancer.

OMG yeh I heard about that!
I cannot wait for that either, but the problem is what trait line to go into!

Should it be Pork products like ham and bacon.
What about Chicken burgers?
Or MAYBE BEEF.

So much choice.
Never mind the sauces.

Whether it’s PvE, WvW, or sPvP – I trait bacon in any and every one of my builds.

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Posted by: BlazeQ.1095

BlazeQ.1095

Rob….

You sir are the best ever!

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Posted by: VOLKON.1290

VOLKON.1290

DevonCarver.5370:
Everyone knows that the true key to the sandwichmancer class is the bread. New weapon confirmed! Ciabatta!

How does that synergize with an off-hand salami?

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Posted by: Debois Guilbert.6413

Debois Guilbert.6413

VOLKON.1290:
DevonCarver.5370:
Everyone knows that the true key to the sandwichmancer class is the bread. New weapon confirmed! Ciabatta!

How does that synergize with an off-hand salami?

Note to self: the language filter does not kittenize “off-hand salami”.

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Posted by: Rob.7624

Rob.7624

Debois Guilbert.6413:
VOLKON.1290:
How does that synergize with an off-hand salami?

Note to self: the language filter does not kittenize “off-hand salami”.

^Lmao. The amount of win is too great.

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Posted by: Tuluum.9638

Tuluum.9638

DevonCarver.5370:
Everyone knows that the true key to the sandwichmancer class is the bread. New weapon confirmed! Ciabatta!

sigh

Are you serious?

Ciabatta is well known to be completely OP in ALL formats. Then, you put it on a class (sandwichmancer) which is inherently OP in and of itself?

Ill just say this pre-emptively; NERF THE SANDWICHMANCER. They shouldnt be able to make delicious sandwiches AND eat them too… Completely ridiculous…

I quit.

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Posted by: dusanyu.4057

dusanyu.4057

DevonCarver.5370:
Everyone knows that the true key to the sandwichmancer class is the bread. New weapon confirmed! Ciabatta!

Ciabatta is under powered and needs a Ham Buff everyone knows that dual wielding French baguettes is imba.

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Posted by: Tuluum.9638

Tuluum.9638

dusanyu.4057:
DevonCarver.5370:
Everyone knows that the true key to the sandwichmancer class is the bread. New weapon confirmed! Ciabatta!

Ciabatta is under powered and needs a Ham Buff everyone knows that dual wielding French baguettes is imba.

You are so wrong on that it isnt even funny.

Well, maybe its a little funny.

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Posted by: Faux Sheaux.6179

Faux Sheaux.6179

Nerf ciabatta plz. Italitan class OP. French needs attention. Y u no focus moar on baguette?

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Posted by: Cain.6507

Cain.6507

Not to mention the how the Cold Cut build is going to be FOTM. I mean, sure you could spec for roasted sandwich builds but we all know revenges is a dish (or sandwich) best served cold.

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Posted by: titanlectro.5029

titanlectro.5029

/starts praying that anet rolls out the sandwichmancer next April 1st

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Posted by: Reborn Grijmblade.2396

Reborn Grijmblade.2396

Rob.7624:
A perma stealth thief heartseekers up to you?! Knifed in the foot insta kill.

Much like an eviscerate to the sweetbreads but with more of a paraplegic je ne sais quoi.

Honestly though, Ive been asking for a .50 for eons of time.

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Posted by: Gab Superstar.4059

Gab Superstar.4059

Unfortunately the Sandwichmancer was cancelled because the South European market doesn’t like how their cultures are mixed like that.

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Posted by: Smooth Penguin.5294

Smooth Penguin.5294

DevonCarver.5370:
Everyone knows that the true key to the sandwichmancer class is the bread. New weapon confirmed! Ciabatta!

I’m a pacifist, so I lean more towards Naan violence.

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Posted by: Aneirin Cadwall.9126

Aneirin Cadwall.9126

Day-old baguette is the deadliest bread of all.

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Posted by: manbearpig.8095

manbearpig.8095

DevonCarver.5370:
Everyone knows that the true key to the sandwichmancer class is the bread. New weapon confirmed! Ciabatta!

question will the sandwichmancer have different skills based on foods eated for instance a pie you can stun a enemy with a pie to the face

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Posted by: Rob.7624

Rob.7624

Smooth Penguin.5294:
DevonCarver.5370:
Everyone knows that the true key to the sandwichmancer class is the bread. New weapon confirmed! Ciabatta!

I’m a pacifist, so I lean more towards Naan violence.

Smooth.

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Posted by: Runty Choir.4893

Runty Choir.4893

I want a commando!

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Posted by: Silke.1695

Silke.1695

I want a Sammich! Naow!
(OPastrami and Swiss on RyEeeeee.. yes the caraway rye. >.<)

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Posted by: Smooth Penguin.5294

Smooth Penguin.5294

Rob.7624:
Smooth Penguin.5294:
DevonCarver.5370:
Everyone knows that the true key to the sandwichmancer class is the bread. New weapon confirmed! Ciabatta!

I’m a pacifist, so I lean more towards Naan violence.

Smooth.

I’m glad at least one person got it.

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