Guild Wars 2

So…here’s what I’ve come to the conclusion that goes on in the head’s of a lot of PvE’rs that come into WvW for map completion only to find that the tower they need isn’t there:
“Omg omg omg omg…how can I finish my map completion?! Shouldn’t completion for WvW only take me like 20 minutes?! I mean…I finished the rest of the map in like….16 hours, so why can’t I get all the vista’s/POI’s/Skill points for these three maps in only 20 minutes?!”
Wait…what do you mean that tower isn’t ours! GO send all your forces commander to take that tower no matter the risk so that I then afterwards just walk in after standing inside a keep the whole time and get my vista! I mean…I shouldn’t actually HAVE to participate in WvW in order to get map completion…the WvWer’s should just always own everything!. Why can’t we just swap colors every week so that we can log on and in 5 minutes have everything we need?!

Finally I got the map completion! I was standing at hills for 3 hours begging pple to take that tower and I finally tricked a few of them to take it (haha I told them the gates were open, totally schooled those noobs). Now I’m outta here for good!!

2 Months later when making Legendary:
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN I NEED 500 BADGES OF HONOR?!” I shouldn’t have to WvW to get a legendary!! Geez I already did the map completion! I shouldn’t have actually needed to help the zergs
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*please note this does not represent all PvE’rs who actually come in and help, just those that have been whining more and more about how it’s to “hard” to get WvW map completion..i mean…there’s no Dulfy guide to helping out a zerg so what gives?!

Funnier than this are the people who do the jumping puzzles for badges.

Do you know some people actually did them on level 2 alts they would create for just that jp and then delete it again? If they put half that effort into actually playing the game and killing people they would have gotten the badges much faster and probably have done lik 90% of their wvw map completion in the process.