Guild Wars 2

If there’s something strange
in your borderland
Who ya gonna call?
BLOBBUSTERS
(Ray Parker, Jr. – Ghostbusters )

I’m on the highway to Hills
(ACDC – Highway To Hell)

A-well-a, everybody’s heard about the blob
blob, blob, blob, b- blob’s the word
(The Trashmen – Surfin’ Bird)
Share yours!

EDIT: Please add the name of the original song so people can actually sing the lyrics in their mind

Guardian!
Warrior!
Ele!
Necro!
Mesmer!
Goooooo guild meta!
By your powers combined…. I am CAPTAIN ZERGBUST.

I want to be, the biggest blob,
like no zerg ever was,
to bust them is my real test,
hammer train them is my cause…

I will roam across the map,
scouting far and wide,
each zergling to understand,
the bags that are inside,

WORLD V WORLD!
zerg em all!

It’s you and me,
I know it’s our strategy,

World v World!

Ohh your my best friend,
in a borderland we must defend,

World v World!

got to zerg em all,
a zerg so true,
our coverage will pull us through,
you support me and ill support you,

World v world!

Got to zerg them all!
(Got to zerg them all!)

I’m goin’ down to Stonemist,
Gonna have myself a time.
Enemy faces everywhere,
Stomping folks without hesitation.

Goin’ down to Stonemist
Gonna leave their corpses behind.
Ample farming day or night
Warriors shouting FOR GREAT JUSTICE!

Headin’ on up to Stonemist
Gonna see if I can find a zerg.
I like groups with lots of up levels, I like groups with PvE commanders
So come on down to Stonemist, and meet this hammer of mine.

(South Park)

weeeeeeeeeeee are the chaaaaaaaaaampions my frieeeend

owait was i sposed to change the lyrics

SF Pirates came across the sea
They brought Deso pain and misery
They killed their guilds, and killed their creed
They took the game for their own need

They fought Deso hard, they fought them well
Out in the borders, they gave them hell
Deso tried to blob but it was their worst fears
Oh will Deso ever be over their tears.

Paranoia of alliances and the stab in the back
Build more arrow carts before SFR attack

Run to the hills, run for your lives
Run to the hills, run for your lives

Soldier of Green in the border lands
Capping and killing, stay ahead
Wiping their zergs and stomping the roamers
The only good Deso are dead

Selling them tears and taking Deso bags
Taking their keeps despite blobbing lag

Run to the hills, run for your lives
Run to the hills, run for your lives

Run to the hills, run for your lives
Run to the hills, run for your lives

Run to the hills, run for your lives
Run to the hills, run for your lives

well you could join in the fun a bit with a song of your own… need some help?

Try something about BB and SFR with Cher’s I got you Bay (babe)

Weeeeee wiiill Weeeeeee willll blob you!

Another blob bites the dust! poompoompoom popopoppoom ( catchy bassline )
and another and another one, another blob bites the dust. Hey we going to get you too, another blob bites the dust!

Burns like a red coal carpet
Mad bull lost your way
War, children, it’s just a shot away

Gonna grab my Bessie, gonna hold her tight
Gonna escort some afternoon delight

I want to be, the biggest blob,
like no blobs ever was,
to spam 1 them is my real test,
2v1 them is my cause…

I will blobs blobs across the map,
Trading win every weeks,
each double blobs to understand,
the bags we have became,

2v1 !!
blobs blobs em all!

It’s you and me,
I know it’s our strategy,

2v1 !!
Ohh your my best friend,
in a borderland we must defend,

2v1 !!
got to blobs blobs em all,

double blobs so true,
our 2v1 will pull us through,
you defend mine and ill defend yours,

2v1 !!
Got to blobs blobs them all!

Save your players little one
Don`t forget to run
To command everyone
I rush you in
all tight and
Keep you free from pins
’til the spiking comes

Sleep with one eye open
Gripping your keyboard tight

Exit right
Every night
Take their land
We’re off to another borderland

Something’s wrong, with the fight
Heavies fought tonight ?
And they aren’t of blobs might
Dreams of war
Dreams of liars
Dreams of cannon fire
And of things that will fight, yeah

Sleep with one eye open
Gripping your keyboard tight

Exit right
Every night
take their land
We’re off to another borderland

(whisper)
Now I lay me down some eats (x2)
Fray the lord of the other keep (x2)
If I die before they stake (x2)
Claim the lord for mine to take (x2)

Hush little baby don’t say a word
And never mind that noise you heard
We’er just the zerg under your ledge
In your towers about to wedge

Exit right
Every night
Grains of sparkling sand

Exit right
Every Night
Take their land!
We’re off to another borderland

Yeah, ha ha ha

Boom

Yeah, yeah
oh, whoa

We’re off to another borderland

Take their land
We’re off to another borderland
Take their land
We’re off to another borderland

We’re off to another borderland

^ Don’t think I can ever listen to Enter Sandman the same again

Realist.5812:

^ Don’t think I can ever listen to Enter Sandman the same again

try this then…

lyrics rewrote for the song “Money for Nothing” by Dire Straights.

I want my . . . . .
I want my PPT. . . .

Look at them YoYo’s thats the way to do it,
You Zerg it up and hit that SMC
that ain’t workin’ . . . . NO that’s the way Noobs do it!
Karma for Nothing and your bags for free.
No that Ain’t workin . . . no thats the way you do it,
Maybe get a little blister on your clicking finger,
maybe get a precursor from the farm.

We got to build up acs to give out lovins
Set up trebs and balis for da e a e a e ays ( days )
We got to zerg up Hills and Bay
We got to clear these towers from being T Three.

Don’t Chase that little Roamer with the Incinerator makin Luls
Ya buddy he choose his own dyes.
That little Fa—ot has his own youtube channel
that little Fa—-ot has 1 million views.

We got to build up acs to give out lovins
Set up trebs and balis for da e a e a e ays ( days )
We got to zerg up Hills and Bay
We got to clear these towers from being T Three.

look here look here,
that commander shoulda learned to GvG
that commander shoulda watched the map
Doesn’t listen to his scout for nothing
doesn’t know whats even going on.
throwin trebs backwards getting R o f l stomped
that ain’t workin . . . Thats the way you do it, ( zerg it up)
and get your Karma for nothin, and your bags for free.

We got to build up acs to give out lovins
Set up trebs and balis for da e a e a e ays ( days )
We got to zerg up Hills and Bay
We got to clear these towers from being T Three.

So you zerglings out there listen up,
Now that ain’t working this is the way you do it,
you zerg it up and go hit SMC,
now that ain’t workin but thats the way you do it,
Now listen to Anet and have some fun

zerg it up and get your
Karma for nothin and your bags for free