[Bugreport] WvW HoT 1.0

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Posted by: Noblehawk.8036

Noblehawk.8036

Will just leave this here…. hopefully didn’t forget much – feel free to add if I did

- Autolooting not working in WVW.
- Objectives too far from each other. Treb doesn’t “quite” reach.
- Guild fortified transported (+5) missing from guilds which already had it.
- Many PvE mechanics to crowd control/damage players have been placed to WvW map.
- Shrines and epic megalazer™ are showing on map and it not aprils fools day yet.
- Objectives are upgrading even when no one is talking with the quartermaster about the upgrade strategy.
- Objetives are upgrading even when dedicated yakslapper is killing all the dollies coming from camps.
- Shield generator tells you have to buy PvE expansion for it to work.
- Objective lord thinks that he is the center of WvW fight.
- New borderlands are designed for PvE rather than WvW.
- Average defender is unable to navigate in new keeps without a map.
- Locating stealthy personnel from keeps requires clairvoyant elite specialization.
- There is lava on the floor.
- People who liked upgrading stuff are now unemployed.
- People who liked to escort dollies are not escorting dollies because of the “reason?”.
- People who liked to roam deep into enemy border to kill dollies and deny camps are asking “why?” and writing to forums instead.
- Resource nodes are demonstrating inside towers and camps for their brief relocation to original placements.
- Resource nodes in keeps and sm do like their new placements, but they don’t like to be so near of each other.
- “There” is no one to fight and even there was, no one wants to walk all the way to get “there”.
- Even merchants love selling siege, not most merchants should sell only siege.
- Generally it is a good idea if burning oil above some random (sm) doorway reaches ground.
- Waypoints should be open only in friendly objectives(?).
- Clicking WvW button takes you to jumping puzzle instead (and parachutes are missing).
- Completing master of ruins daily is not possible because WvW map is not loaded.
- “Hello! I am waypoint and my name is Invincible Ivan. You don’t need to defend me!”

(edited by Noblehawk.8036)

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Posted by: Gunner Morton.8340

Gunner Morton.8340

Good post, I agree with everything being said here. +1

I used to play WvW on Gunnar’s Hold, then I took a flawed serverlink to the knee.

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Posted by: Sich.7103

Sich.7103

it’s funny yes
You can add the doly from south east camp not going to palace… I never see this doly spawning…

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Posted by: Jim Hunter.6821

Jim Hunter.6821

This would be hilarious if the situation wasn’t so depressing.

Also known as Puck when my account isn’t suspended
LGN

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Posted by: Mikal Dynath.6195

Mikal Dynath.6195

This would be hilarious if the situation wasn’t so depressing.

^^^^^^^ this ^^^^^^

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Posted by: Entenkommando.5208

Entenkommando.5208

QQ

R.I.P Kodasch Allianz [KoA]

All we wanted was a GvG.

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Posted by: Argos Helios.4965

Argos Helios.4965

This is an excellent post. Despite the humor with every line, I pray the devs read this an address the issues. Because every single one is a huge issue, driving the serious WvW players away.

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Posted by: SloRules.3560

SloRules.3560

East and west keeps are missing waypoints.
South towers have waypoints.
Waypoints are not upgrade!?!?!?
There was intense tectonic activity, that created many cliffs and ridges.

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Posted by: Dangus.6572

Dangus.6572

So much true

[Underworld][ZERK]

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Posted by: Infusion.7149

Infusion.7149

Some of these are not bugs and are simply gripes.

Desolation (EU) → Yak’s Bend (US)
In your backline: Elementalist+Mesmer+Necromancer

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Posted by: Jamais vu.5284

Jamais vu.5284

Some of these are not bugs and are simply gripes.

These are most definitely all bugs. You are way too anti-Anet if you think a dev could seriously place them in their game by their own volition/design, rather than being innocent slips.

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Posted by: Fellfoot.8156

Fellfoot.8156

Nice list, here’s another to add to it:

-Centaurs in old BL that dropped Heavy Supply Bags didn’t relocate to new BL.

Seriously though, I found a spot above and just south of (on the little mesa near the Sentry) NE borderland camp that you can treb NE tower from. You’ll get aj’d most likely, but it’ll reach.

edit: As of this moment Heavy Supply Bags are now selling for about 2g each on trading post, lol.

2nd edit: I’ve been spending some time in NE tower trying to learn it’s siege spots. That north wall… what the kitten? Is it leaned over like that —JUST-- to screw up arrow cart placement?

[AIR] Henge of Denravi aka Pink Abu, [BAMA] RollTide
chopping wood one day, dropped a piece,
all I could say was, “…fell…foot…”

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