Guild Wars 2

Lets see if this is possible.

My summary of Living World…

Lion’s Arch, the city of the free has been besieged… BY CRABS. On the eastern front of Tyria, charr and dredge took on to the offensive leaving many to seek shelter. With the aid of the heroes, the molten alliance were pushed back… BUT CRABS attacked again, instigated by plant dude this time though because kitten those coporate kittens!

Holiday event. In the midst of the festivities, a noble council members met his tragic end. Oh then pirates.

Election seasons! The constituents of Tyria must make an important decisions: Cheaper waypoints or Abbadon. Did someone say dragons?

Queens day! The mighty heroes of Tyria who invaded Orr and brought an end to Zhaitan and his undead army must now face their greatest challenge yet! Take arms againt a Mary-Sue villain that is Scarlet, capable of accomplishing feats a mighty dragon cannot, whilst killing robots or something in a hole of Divinity’s Reach. But alas, the heroes confrontation was all for naught as Scarlet escaped. Weep not for she’ll get whats coming for her. All because of reasons….

Oh and we have some mad prince who is weak to candy.

Totally more epic than the flameseeker prophecies, the war between Luxon and Kurzicks along with cantha plague, the return of Abbadon, and the destroyer invasion of the north.

I think he wins this game.

Arcturus.5846:

Lets see if this is possible.

My summary of Living World…

Lion’s Arch, the city of the free has been besieged… BY CRABS. On the eastern front of Tyria, charr and dredge took on to the offensive leaving many to seek shelter. With the aid of the heroes, the molten alliance were pushed back… BUT CRABS attacked again, instigated by plant dude this time though because kitten those coporate kittens!

Holiday event. In the midst of the festivities, a noble council members met his tragic end. Oh then pirates.

Election seasons! The constituents of Tyria must make an important decisions: Cheaper waypoints or Abbadon. Did someone say dragons?

Queens day! The mighty heroes of Tyria who invaded Orr and brought an end to Zhaitan and his undead army must now face their greatest challenge yet! Take arms againt a Mary-Sue villain that is Scarlet, capable of accomplishing feats a mighty dragon cannot, whilst killing robots or something in a hole of Divinity’s Reach. But alas, the heroes confrontation was all for naught as Scarlet escaped. Weep not for she’ll get whats coming for her. All because of reasons….

Oh and we have some mad prince who is weak to candy.

Totally more epic than the flameseeker prophecies, the war between Luxon and Kurzicks along with cantha plague, the return of Abbadon, and the destroyer invasion of the north.

You left out the “Sign, sign, everywhere a sign!” and the “Say, is that norn dying or just drunk?” and the Molecat Mayhem parts but otherwise that’s a pretty good synopsis. It would make a fun syfy channel movie!

I’m not sure where the writers get their ideas from but they don’t seem to translate well into a game. I don’t think the abyssal delivery of the story which often leaves people guessing is purely to blame. They just never seem to create interesting high fantasy stories.

I’m just waiting for them to turn this next patch (krait) into something stupid, like plant some asura device in the obelisk to blow it up thus saving some unknown villagers and maybe you get to fight a nameless krait queen which is just the same as any other krait queen found in tyria.

Next will be krait priest who will be weak to…………………QUAGGAN POTIONS

That summary…. just made me sad…
Who in their right mind would hire those “writers” and where are the people who wrote the original GW / GW2 main storyline?!

hedix.1986:

That summary…. just made me sad…
Who in their right mind would hire those “writers” and where are the people who wrote the original GW / GW2 main storyline?!

I’ve been asking myself that question since frost and flame ended.