Guild Wars 2

Leave the quaggans alone!

That can easily be answered, Quaggans are not only extremely annoying and at the end of natural selection. But they are also tasty.

The natural habitat of a Quaggan is over an open fire. On a stick. Roasting.
Submarines are there to help all those confused Quaggans to safely reach their natural habitat. And of course to feed the Charr after that.

because quaggan are tender meat. it would be a shame to miss out on this.

Nothing beats a slow roasted quaggan bacon-wrapped shish-kabob! >:)

Need a little excitement? Snap into a Quaggan! Oooh yeeeeah!

Sorry, it’s a Charr thing. We’re a militaristic nation for a reason, it’ll take a few centuries to get over that.

RyuDragnier.9476:

Sorry, it’s a Charr thing. We’re a militaristic nation for a reason, it’ll take a few centuries to get over that.

get over what? there is something to get over?

Yes the rest of the world needs to get over the fact that Charr are Apex Predators. And because of that Quaggan are only positioned somewhere inbetween lunch and an afternoon snack.

we want quaggans all to ourselfs…. to cuddle =3

I think fried tengu legs are better then quaggan fillets. I guess it all depends on how you were raised. :I

Zacchary.6183:

I think fried tengu legs are better then quaggan fillets. I guess it all depends on how you were raised. :I

i think it depends on how it is marinated. i personally don’t like poultry that much. amphibians however i find very tasty and quaggan are simply the tastiest due to their muscular structure. the belly is good because of the layers of fat and boiled quaggan eggs as well as quaggan balut are simply a delicacy.

She’s either joking or stupid OP. They’re quaggans. We could send a couple of good charr down there and have em’ down pat in a week. That’s being generous.

The rest of the charr in this thread were dropped on their heads as cubs. Seriously, eat quaggans? You know, besides the sociopolitical ramifications?

Why don’t you discard all the meat from a bull and only eat the fat? There. You’ve eaten a quaggan.

Blech.

if you think quaggan consist only of fat, you are highly mistaken, sir. you should try it out, their consistency is similar to frog legs. the taste is something between pork and fish. sure, it an unusual taste, but once you’re hooked, you’ll never want to miss it.

See? This stuff right here is why my warrior Garah gets stopped every time he enters Divinity’s Reach and asked if he brought any food with him, and if so to please eat it out of sight.

See! Charr are evil! =D

Charr are cats, cats largely fear water, this r fact.
Quaggan defense is best anti-cat defense.

But cats also love fish or generally aquatic creatures. Best Quaggan Defense still useless = Quaggan still a yummy dish

Im pretty sure as a charr, I could deal with the water if that meant quaggan burgers…..

mmmmm….. -drools-

Repeat after me! “Quaggans are friends, not food!”

Zaxares.5419:

Repeat after me! “Quaggans are friends, not food!”

Lies! All lies!

Lostwingman.5034:

Charr are cats, cats largely fear water, this r fact.
Quaggan defense is best anti-cat defense.

They’re like big cats, such as tigers. Tigers LOVE water. Your argument is invalid.

Simple answer: The Charr are getting bored. They aren’t fighting with humans anymore, the ghosts are getting too easy to deal with, and the Flame Legion is backed into a corner. They need something to preoccupy their time.

bullyrook.2165:

Simple answer: The Charr are getting bored. They aren’t fighting with humans anymore, the ghosts are getting too easy to deal with, and the Flame Legion is backed into a corner. They need something to preoccupy their time.

I will introduce them to this new thing called ‘catnip’ . . .

Here I always thought Meatoberfest was using Separatists. Guess it’s Quaggan-flesh.
Along those lines, how would a Krait taste?

Wah! Quaggans are for hugging, not for killing!

Frenzify.6832:

Wah! Quaggans are for hugging, not for killing!

wah! charrs are for killing, not for hugging!

Frenzify.6832:

Wah! Quaggans are for hugging, not for killing!

We can let you hug your dinner before you eat it

There is only 1 state when a Quaggan is useful: Dead, fried in best Krytan Oil, spiced with herbs from Maguuma Jungle, served with ascalonian potatoes and a giant jug of cool Norn beer. And ofc Charr bacon, they make the best bacon ever.

What do quaggans taste like? o.O

zaced.7948:

the taste is something between pork and fish. sure, it an unusual taste, but once you’re hooked, you’ll never want to miss it.

TinaH.3806:

What do quaggans taste like? o.O

CETheLucid.3964:

Seriously, eat quaggans? You know, besides the sociopolitical ramifications?

Why don’t you discard all the meat from a bull and only eat the fat? There. You’ve eaten a quaggan.

Blech.

bullkitten, if you say that quaggan are only made of fat you have never seen one from the inside.

zaced.7948:

bullkitten, if you say that quaggan are only made of fat you have never seen one from the inside.

That isn’t what I said at all. Most quaggans, especially the deep sea variants are built much like whales.

They have a large layer of blubber under their flesh before you actually get to the muscle tissue.

You’re a grunt. The High Legions have no outstanding conflict with the quaggans. We’re not eating the quaggans. Pity the officer that has to deal with your tail.

Charr have this thing called sarcasm. I thought other races had it too but I’m starting to wonder.

zaced.7948:

if you think quaggan consist only of fat, you are highly mistaken, sir. you should try it out, their consistency is similar to frog legs. the taste is something between pork and fish. sure, it an unusual taste, but once you’re hooked, you’ll never want to miss it.

Nah, thank you very much, I prefer human flesh. I enjoy the taste of arrogance and decadence.

But you can also make soap out of quaggans. Or oil for the machines. That might be useful. And you’d end up with less quaggans around. Which is nice.

From a non-carnivorous viewpoint – if we find the Quaggan have valuable resources we need and refuse to trade for, or if their leadership changes and they become more warlike, it’s a good idea to have the firepower to handle them even if we have no intention of using it.

I’ve heard that npc and you can tell from her voice that she’s being ironic. She’s not seriously saying she wants to conquor the quaggans.