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Posted by: Mr Godlike.6098

Mr Godlike.6098

I know it’s sucks to main ele right now so let’s light up the mood with some jokes.

What is the the easiest way to kill ele in pvp?

Use moa…rangers pet.

Was depressed ele…now depressed druid
Kawaleria (KW)

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Posted by: Columbo.5924

Columbo.5924

I think most of the Ele community have already seen this video a dozen times over, but it has suddenly become relevant again almost 4 years after it was created:

Abaddon’s Mouth (DE)

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Posted by: Mr Godlike.6098

Mr Godlike.6098

I think most of the Ele community have already seen this video a dozen times over, but it has suddenly become relevant again almost 4 years after it was created:

+1!

Was depressed ele…now depressed druid
Kawaleria (KW)

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Posted by: kirima san.3760

kirima san.3760

This is from back in the day when ele needed a bit more skill to play than now, but still had hard times getting some kills just like now.

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Posted by: Xillllix.3485

Xillllix.3485

Can we share some good old times?

For some reason I feel my farewell video is relevant again (gvg stuff), specially before of the lyrics in the music. Maybe it’s time for another break.

https://vimeo.com/channels/xillx

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Posted by: Solstace.2514

Solstace.2514

I know it’s sucks to main ele right now so let’s light up the mood with some jokes.

What is the the easiest way to kill ele in pvp?

Use moa…rangers pet.

Eles are extremely hard to kill in pvp. Why? You can’t find them anymore. Ba dum tis

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Posted by: Excelvior.8520

Excelvior.8520

I think most of the Ele community have already seen this video a dozen times over, but it has suddenly become relevant again almost 4 years after it was created:

I laughed so hard! thanks for the link

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Posted by: vesica tempestas.1563

vesica tempestas.1563

lol never seen that before


“Trying to please everyone would not only be challenging
but would also result in a product that might not satisfy anyone”- Roman Pichler, Strategize

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Posted by: Zintrothen.1056

Zintrothen.1056

A joke? Well that’s easy. Just say “I play Ele” and people laugh.

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Posted by: Xillllix.3485

Xillllix.3485

A joke? Well that’s easy. Just say “I play Ele” and people laugh.

Make a meditrapper: metabattle.com/wiki/Build:Dragonhunter_-_Meditrapper

Then look for elementalists in pvp. Put the trap down, press F1 twice and then roll your face on the keys. It’s pretty funny.

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Posted by: katniss.6735

katniss.6735

lol. that video is still funny, and still true. look at all those useless sigils they worked so hard on trying to make good. and moving stun breakers from useful things to put them on useless skills because changing things is what gets developers paid faster than fixing them. note that they didn’t need fixing or changing. ele skills were never imbalanced imo. the only thing that did massive damage was meteor shower into tornado. that was gutted, meanwhile a rifle warrior can still do those numbers easily.

Lets breakdown the Lol-factor changes over the years (you can look up the links on your own): Glyph of Elemental Power as a stun breaker, the inability to heal in mist form, ride the lightning range nerf, ride the lightning requiring a target for short cd, ride the lightning no-longer lets you cross gaps (you sperg rapidly downward and smash your keyboard), every remaining amulet choice in spvp, the warhorn LOL, that change to air one in scepter that let us aoe 5 with it that lasted about a month before it was stealth nerfed, the cumulative ramp-up number on scepter air 1 making it feel like you’re doing huge damage when you’re basically doing the first hit of what any other damage class does, immob in vapor form GG.

Staff is the only weapon they haven’t destroyed.
D/F is the go to surivability in WvW and Spvp. There are no other choices.

Here are some completely unnecessary buffs: making ether renewal a cantrip (ok so you can now get the old cd of the skill by specing into cantrips when cantrips suck compared to shouts with trooper runes).

I only play ele so I know all of the trash they keep doing to this class, all the while buffing the kitten out of warriors since the dawn of time.

Server: Maguuma – Leafy Lass – Elementalist (WvW)
Guild: Bill Murray [Bill]/ [DERP]
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Posted by: Xillllix.3485

Xillllix.3485

Staff is the only weapon they haven’t destroyed.

With the meteornado/meteor nerf, fire line nerfs and lava font nerf they are getting there.