Guild Wars 2

Hello my fellow Engineers! My name is FiftyTwoBears, and you may know me from such classic Forum Posts such as

Predicting the Next Update
https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/professions/engineer/Let-s-start-predicting-the-next-update/page/2#post1238583

Famous Quotes for the Engineer
https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/professions/engineer/Famous-Quotes-for-the-Engineer/page/5#post1297719

Why we need to stop complaining
https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/professions/engineer/We-need-to-stop-complaining-fast-and-why/first#post1235143

and
Step right up! Place your Bets!
https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/professions/engineer/Step-right-up-Place-your-BETS/first#post1305357

So I know that a few dozen people are unhappy with my various amounts of “complaints” and “trolling”, and in all due honesty, I just want to say that I’m half and half with my posts. I’m a huge lover and fan of the engineer class, but when there is such an obvious ceiling to our skill based profession, playing it is somewhat boring in PvP and WvW after all of PvE has been done.

Why not start a NEW Class then FiftyTwoBears? You may ask me.

And believe me, I tried, I have, and I just can’t betray our wonderful little engineer.

So that is why, as an apology to my fellow engineers for all these troll posts, I propose that we prepare this thread to celebrate our much deserved bug fixes and buffs that will most likely be incoming this next update today.

(there IS an update today right?!)

Here in this thread, we will cheer and drink to our buffs when they arrive, and touch ourselves with one another in the most inappropriate of ways. We will thank ArenaNet for being so benevolent with us and hearing our cries of hope and despair from the past.

HERE WE SHALL BE KINGS!

So let’s prepare for our happy times my friends, and once again be placed next to the greats in GW2 like everyone else!

(and even if we don’t get buffed, we can still have an orgy and not invite anybody else!)

YEAAAA! REVEL IN HOPELESS OPTIMISM! BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!!

I may already have hit the bar too hard. WHO CARES?! EVERYBODY RAVE!!!

nnn ts nnn ts nnn ts!

I predict that I will not be dusting off my Engi after this patch. I hope that I am wrong.

Haha I am laughing pretty hard now, but with your creative language, I am just wondering how long will this thread be kept opened before a mod comes in.
Lets at least hope long enough to give one hurrah~

This is what we start off with

Then we move onto this

cause this is our official clown music

eeeh, so update is up

you win some you lose some eh?

SO WHO’S WITH ME?! ORGY TIME ANYWAYS!

FiftyTwoBears.5482:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aELcXyjpts

This is what we start off with

Then we move onto this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e21dN7d01Dc

cause this is our official clown music

It’s like reading all the previous → current engineer patch notes in a row.

“Nerf nerf nerfnerfnerfnerfnerfnerf bug fix
Nerf nerf nerfnerfnerfnerfnerfnerf balance
bug fix balance bug fix balance
nerfnerfnerf nerfnerfnerf balance!”

stats to kits
no nerfs to damage to “compensate” for that

I think it’s ORGY TIME

takes off everything, even the kits

my body is ready, let’s do this

FiftyTwoBears.5482:

SO WHO’S WITH ME?! ORGY TIME ANYWAYS!

Every time is orgy time~
Especially now!

As long as there’s at least 4 female asuran engineers DTF then I’m in.

these are minor bug fixes that should had been fixed mounts ago… there is still a huge list of engi bugs… and a big one of ppl agreeing with me that if they have time to add new content to every one and even new spells to other classes, if the have time to make other classes even more powerful they need to have time to make the game more balanced.
But yes idd at least some were fixed /cheers

Let’s gather NERF and the engis from the other servers for some PvE steamrolling for the event \o/

LittleMusing.8257:

Let’s gather NERF and the engis from the other servers for some PvE steamrolling for the event \o/

Definitely.

Celebrate for What Engineers have had zero changes, stop reading the patches and go test. i’m not seeing any changes..

Weapon stats have applied, Dante. My HP doesn’t drop by 2k when I switch out to kits now, so hurray for that. I never really noticed before if Super Elixir had previously scaled with healing power, but if it didn’t, since I heard that it heals 180 a tick, and with 17 stack of life it heals 207 per tick.

2k health on kit switching doesn’t sound so significant, but despite the massive lag I had I still survived with about 100~200hp with that blessed Tankcat build fighting that kitten champ giant at Diessa.

I’ve been playing my engi since the patch, fun times