Guild Wars 2

Alarox.4590:

A: Oh, I’m sorry. Did that break your concentration? I didn’t mean to do that. Please, continue. I believe you were saying something about “30 points in Inventions”?

Whatsamatter? Oh, you were through?. Well, allow me to retort! Would you describe for me what the Grenade Kit looks like?

E: … What?

A: What country you from!

E: … What?

A: “What” ain’t no country I ever heard of! They speak New-Krytan in “What?”!

E: … What?

A: [raises the nerf Hammer]

New-Krytan-can-you-speak-it?!

E: Yes!

A: Then you understand what I’m sayin’?

[lowers the nerf hammer]

Now, describe to me what the Grenade Kit looks like.

E: … What?

A: [raises the nerf hammer]

Say “What” again! C’mon, say “What” again! I dare ya mothakittena, I double dare ya, say “What” one more godkitten time!

Now, describe to me what the Grenade Kit looks like!

E: Well it’s… it’s… a backpack —

A: — go on!

E: …and it’s…it’s…brown —

A: — does it look like a Staff?!

E: … What?

A: [nerfs the Grenade Kit]

E: AHHHHHH

A: Does-it-look-like-a-Staff?!

E: No!

A: Then why’d you try to use it like a Staff?!

E: I didn’t!

A: Yes ya did Engineer. You ever read the class balance philosophies notes, Engineer?

There’s a passage I got memorized, seems appropriate for this situation:
“We see the elementalist as the king of versatility. The skill ceiling for the Ele is exceptional, as the ability to leverage all four attunements at the right time is crucial for understanding the elemetnalist. The Ele boasts some of the best team support and control abilities in the game, as well as some great area of effect damage!!!!”

[nerfs Engineers into oblivion]

- Pulp Fiction

I laughed so hard, I think I actually wee’d myself a little.