Guild Wars 2

a) <<Explosive Packages>> , new trait
Reducing << Bandage Self>> by 66% and making <<Drop Bandages>> a 600 yard aoe heal , exploding on impact with the ground

b) <<Blood transfusion>> , new trait
After u use any cc-slow-blind (something that Rifle and Pistol/x have in common) u get a buff for 5 sec , that doubles the amount of healing when u rezz some1
As a backfire , u take 1500 damage every 0,25 sec

No and No , both of them are terrible ideas and your account name is ironic.