Guild Wars 2

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I originally created this build as a joke, but it turned out to be decent at attrition in WvW so I’m sharing it with you all, for a good laugh. It’s built around the many Engineer traits that relate to Endurance; Adrenaline Pump, Adrenaline Implant, Empowering Adrenaline, Stabilized Armor, and Vigorous Speed — you can pull off around 6 dodges in a row with this setup, and it only takes a swap to the medkit and 3sec to get it all started again; in that 3 seconds, you have your shield, and your Gear Shield as well! The damage comes primarily from Static Discharge crits and Bleeds, but it’s far more fun to watch people actively leave fights because you take too long to kill.

I went with Centaur runes over Speedy Kits, so I could reduce the cooldown on Gear Shield with Power Wrench.

In the end, though, this is the best laugh I’ve had in a few days.

ever considered runes of the adventure? one extra doge when u heal :p

Maskaganda.2043:

ever considered runes of the adventure? one extra doge when u heal :p

I hadn’t considered that XD I’ll give it a try and see how it feels.

Tried to click on the link, says bad link?

Copy past the link in the browser. Forum bug

This has troll face written all over it. Nicely done. While I understand that Stabilized Armor goes with the overall theme (although I imagine you’d rarely be at full endurance), I’d probably switch to Cloaking Device for the additional troll. Hey, you stopped me! BUT NOW YOU CAN’T SEE ME! Neener.

Does Vigor stack with adrenal implant? I heard it didn’t…

However, rune of the adventure procs each time you just equip the medkit. Cool, right?XD

And… do you really want to use static discharge? Considering you are playing Rabid, I don’t know if this is a good idea.

What about Power Shoes? Or Slick Shoes?

Nothing is greater than circling melees without them ever reaching you… or sprinting away after dodging their attacks for like a minute… or knocking a whole zerg on their backsides

Elixir R refills your endurance, so you get 2 more dodges.

Also, a self-res if you’re close to dying. And a stunbreak so you can keep on dodgin’.

I love the community spirit here.

I kinda want to see the Engineer guild try it, and take a video of themselves harassing things.

Love the idea! /15 chars

I actually tried this build a while ago when rune of adventurer would give 100% endurance. I too was under the impression that vigor didn’t stack with adrenal implant but perhaps its changed. I used it with rifle and zerker ammy to train how to dodge better.
If your going fer troll and conditions I would take rocket boots over goggles, as its lower CD on toolbelt and main ability. Also nasty burn that will hit hard with rabid ammy. Not to mention it also proc’s Cloaking device.

On a side note, for the ultimate joke there’s nothin better than Personal Battering Ram on your hotbar =)

You should definitely add elxir R, that would bring it to 8 dodges in a row :P

Anymras.5729:

I love the community spirit here.

I kinda want to see the Engineer guild try it, and take a video of themselves harassing things.

No, harrassing is surrounding the lone survivor of a zerg and playing ‘pass the ball’ using overcharge and battering ram. Everyone on CD? Everyone uses net shot to pass the time. At least thats what I think of harassing, that might qualify as utter humiliation and torment, but hey! Its all in the name of fun.