Guild Wars 2

Ok guys, as an attempt to make fun of all of the ZOMGNERFENGIQQ threads and also to lighten up our monthly nerfbat treatment, here is something which crossed my mind as the latest linkin park song blasted on my car’s radio today. Plz take it with a grain of salt and do not sue me for copyright stuff… Thank you.

“Nerf It Down” based on original material from linkin park, all rights goes to them:

(This has to be understood as a kind of “dialogue” between community and Anet)

Lyrics:

“The cycle repeated
As end of the month was soon coming by
All that I needed
Was the one buff I couldn’t find

And you were there at the turn
Waiting to let me know

[Chorus:]
We’re making builds uuuuuuuuuuup
You nerf ‘em back dooooooown
We’re making builds uuuuuuuuuuup
To nerf it down
We can’t wait
To get nerfed to the ground

The patch notes conflicted
As the flame threads took on the forums.
I wanted to get fixes
But you couldn’t stop from tearing us down.

And you were there at the turn
Caught in the whining crowd
And I was there at the turn
Waiting to let you know

[Chorus:]
We’re making builds uuuuuuuuuuup
You nerf ‘em back dooooooown
We’re making builds uuuuuuuuuuup
To nerf it down
We can’t wait
To get nerfed to the ground

You told me, “Yes”
You held me high
And I believed when you told that lie
I played engineer, you played mesm’
And struck me down, when I respec’d again
You lost that right, to hold that crown
I make builds up, but you nerf them down
So when you fall, I’ll take my turn
And fan the flames
As your nerf my burns

And you were there at the turn
Waiting to let me know

[Chorus:]
We’re making builds uuuuuuuuuuup
You nerf ‘em back dooooooown
We’re making builds uuuuuuuuuuup
To nerf it down
We can’t wait
To get nerfed to the ground

When you fall, I’ll take my turn
And fan the flames
As your nerf my burns

We can’t wait
To get nerfed to the ground

When you fall, I’ll take my turn
And fan the flames
As your nerf my burns

We can’t wait
To get nerfed to the ground"

Ok now I am hungry, time to order some Sushi.
Hope you guys will enjoy it as much as I enjoyed writing it.

See ya on the battlegrounds and HAIL TO THE NERFGINEERS !

Nice work

FYI, Filk like that doesn’t seem to cause copyright problems. If anything, you just promoted the song – thanks for that btw, I hadn’t listened to Linkin Park for a while.

I have not posted since the notes about ascended gear, I had to sign in to let you know this was kittening awesome! I was laughing my kitten off!

Thanks to both of you, glad you appreciated it ! I was bored and had some time to spend, so decided to do that as I thought the time was appropriated with the big patch tomorrow ! :-)

Bravo, I read this as I was listening to the song and couldn’t stop laughing Lol!

Great work. I laughed in tears.

Another nice one to rewrite would be this; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAYL5H46QnQ

“Nerf it to the ground!”

This is brilliant.

I try

I was walking through closed beta
And an engi walks up to me and bleeds me with his guns
“Run faster, burn better”
Engi, I’m not gonna let you melt people

I nerfed pistol to the ground!
You must think I’m a joke!
I ain’t gonna let you auto-attack people!
Man! Put your time into another class!

I go to my favorite spvp map
There’s a FT engi “I’m the juggernaut kitten!”
I said “Man, what do I look like? A stupid dev?”

Juggernaut, I nerfed it to he ground!
You don’t need Stability!
You’re an adult!
Come on!
You can’t defend points man!

In WvWvW, with my signet warrior
‘nades destroy me! Say it’s my fault!
Man, this ain’t my fault!
This is not intended!

100 nerfs to the ground!
What, you think I’m stupid?
This ain’t a part of the intended!
Engi is not a burst!
DUH!

Some poser bunkers a point at a tourney match,
What you want to do with your KR SE? Heal?

Kit Refinement to the ground!
I messed with the cooldowns too!
Welcome to our vision of the class, noob!

Two engi phonies try to play in a tourney
Ground!
No one wants to play with you phonies!

Then the two reach up
Turns out one is HGH
And the other sticks turrets in my butthole

Knocked to the ground!
Rockets didn’t let me up!
Static shot in the butthole over and over

I was screamin’ and squirmin’
My toon was on fire
The morale of the story is

You can’t trust an engi

Man!

redslion.9675:

I try

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAYL5H46QnQ

I was walking through closed beta
And an engi walks up to me and bleeds me with his guns
“Run faster, burn better”
Engi, I’m not gonna let you melt people

I nerfed pistol to the ground!
You must think I’m a joke!
I ain’t gonna let you auto-attack people!
Man! Put your time into another class!

I go to my favorite spvp map
There’s a FT engi “I’m the juggernaut kitten!”
I said “Man, what do I look like? A stupid dev?”

Juggernaut, I nerfed it to he ground!
You don’t need Stability!
You’re an adult!
Come on!
You can’t defend points man!

In WvWvW, with my signet warrior
‘nades destroy me! Say it’s my fault!
Man, this ain’t my fault!
This is not intended!

100 nerfs to the ground!
What, you think I’m stupid?
This ain’t a part of the intended!
Engi is not a burst!
DUH!

Some poser bunkers a point at a tourney match,
What you want to do with your KR SE? Heal?

Kit Refinement to the ground!
I messed with the cooldowns too!
Welcome to our vision of the class, noob!

Two engi phonies try to play in a tourney
Ground!
No one wants to play with you phonies!

Then the two reach up
Turns out one is HGH
And the other sticks turrets in my butthole

Knocked to the ground!
Rockets didn’t let me up!
Static shot in the butthole over and over

I was screamin’ and squirmin’
My toon was on fire
The morale of the story is

You can’t trust an engi

Man!

Lol, very good one ! Keep’ them coming !

HAIL TO THE SINGING NERFGINEERS !!!!!