Primary hand: Sawed-off shotgun
1: Boomstick! Low dmg – Range 250 – Cone AoE sprays all enemies in 90 degree arc.
2: Back off, Charlie! Medium dmg – Range 250 – Single target knockback. – medium CD
3: Slugger! Range 400 – High dmg – Slug shot vs. Single target – causes stun – long CD
Off hand: Chainsaw
4: Get some! Medium dmg melee – 180 degree front-arc – causes bleeding – medium CD
5: Who’s next? High dmg melee – 360 degree arc – causes bleeding & knockback – long CD
It’s gonna be great!
Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This… is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart’s top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That’s right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It’s got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That’s right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?
…too bad it ain’t gonna happen. But it would be awesome! 