Guild Wars 2

Fellow engineers, we know the little things about our class that are nonsense, so let’s joke around and have a little fun. Begin with “Only an engineer” and fill the rest in about our in-game gimmicks. To start things off:

Only an engineer would hip-fire a scoped rifle.

Only an engineer would “refine” a medkit by putting a grenade in it.

Only and engineer would wear goggles above their goggles.

Only an engineer would put acid in his own elixirs

Only an engineer would throw grenades backwards when the enemy is too close (underwater).

Only an engineer would heal by blowing his friends to bits.

Only an engineer’s throwing arm has more range than guns

Only an engineer can set everything in the room on fire and not damage a thing.

Only an engineer brings a crowbar to a gun fight.

Silentsins.3726:

Only an engineer brings a crowbar to a gun fight.

And does better than with their gun >.>

Only an engineer can spit out random bolts of lighting

oh wait…

Only an engineer has access to bombs, grenades, flamethrowers and rockets that can’t damage buildings as much as swords

Only an engineer would use pistols to shoot everything but bullets

Only an engineer places a bomb at their feet…and doesn’t run away.

Only an engineer puts a red strobe light on top of their landmines.

Only an engineer has firearms effective only at range zero.

Only an engineer would fire torpedoes out of a harpoon gun.

Only an engineer would miss a target at point blank range with a flamethrower.

Only an engineer could throw a grenade further than he can shoot.

only an engineer makes a pair of boots that explode

only a charr engineer discovers a healing potions and thinks “you know, i bet i could load this into a gun, and blast my buddy with it. yeah… that’s a good idea”

only an engineer would wear a belt buckle with literal rocket on it.

Only an engineer would surgically implant a giant spring-loaded ram head in his chest

Only an engineer would chamber buckshot into a sniper rifle.

Only an Asura Engineer prerecords rousing speeches to enrage his enemies.

Only a Charr Engineer would think of bringing actual pistols to a gunfight.

Only an engineer could magnetically pull a bear to their location.

Only an engineer would weaponize a box of phiranhas.

Only an engineer would carry 4 different backpacks at once (med kit, flamethrower, grenade kit, elixir gun).

Only an engineer would make a turret that can only fire at melee range (where the off button is easily reached.)

Only an engineer would think shrinking yourself is a good idea while fighting a dragon.

Only an engineer would randomly fill a potion with either steroids or a vaporizing solution.

Only an engineer can be rightfuly named Gordon Freeman in GW2.

Only an engineer would mount a HE rocket launcher an inch away from his manhood.

Only an engineer would think a landmine on a stick would make a great codpiece.

Only an engineer would break a two second stun with a four second knockdown.

Only an engineer would want his wrench to do more damage than his morter.

Only an engineer would use elixirs with random effects.

Only an engineer would throw a crate on his friend’s heads to help them.

Only an engineer would rather siege with grenades than a mortar.

Only an engineer’s roundhouse kick could set someone on fire.

Only an engineer’s stare could make someone feel vulnerable.

Nice, KEVLAR EATER!

Only an Engineer can use a Pry bar to make you hit yourself.

Only an Engineer can unleash a Flame Jet into your face at point blank range… AND MISS.

Only an engineer could run out of ideas for an Elite… so it had to copy from others.

Only an engineer could make a tranquilizer dart sound like a wet sneeze.

Only a Charr engineer, for some bizarre reason, has a requirement to be near the target area to call a barrage of large missiles despite the fact that it could be sent to any distance across the continent.

And still, only a Charr engineer would ever put an explosive charge on itself to be triggered by a melee attack.

Only a Norn engineer could ever consider eating as a toolbelt “skill”.

Only an engineer would have bugs fixed on things that the majority has not asked for(underwater)

Only an engineer would have the elixir gun be a viable healing option for those not wanting to full out spec in healing and then have it “fixed”

Only an engineer would be anticipated as the siege master and then get upshown by magicians in pajamas and masquerade masks

Only an engineer would be a great way for a fresh new class design to enter a typical fantasy medieval type MMO and then not get a fair shake at design time.

Only an engineer would advertise wearing heavy armor then show up trying to pull off a vanhelsing immitation.

Only an engineer, despite all this, would be my favorite class O_o

Only an engineer would make his mines very loud and very visible.

Only an engineer can make an elixir capable of poisoning the enemy, and cleansing friends, at the same time. An elixir capable of recognizing enemies and friends.

Only an engineer modifies a gun to shoot out fire and glue.

Only an engineer would be unable to do siege damage with his bombs and grenades and other explosives.

Only an engineer fills his boots with oil AND rockets, and gets away without bursting into flames.

Only an engineer would wear socks with sandals.

Only an engineer can wear shoes that create and oil slick and not fall down in it.

Only an engineer can design a wrench that behaves like a boomerang.

Only an engineer would assign letters of the alphabet to elixir names.

EDIT: Only an engineer would decide to use their mortar to HEAL people and then decide that “Healing” means covering allies in goo.

This thread is making me think of the Moogle Flintlock in FFTA2.

Only an engineer throws a potion underwater and the potion go away without affecting him.

Only an engineer can use napalm just for a short burning and not doing aoe dmg over time.

Only an engineer has acces to power boots that knock him over his head backwards.

Only an engineer would say, “Trust me, I’m an engineer.”

Only an Engineer could conjure a giant supply crate from thin air.

Only an Engineer would think it a good idea to toss together chemicals with random effects. And drink it.

Only an Engineer doesnt recycle.

Only an Engineer can shoot basic rounds through several enemies, but when he fires a shot so powerful it knocks him down. It barely has any range and cant pierce a thin piece of paper.

Only an Engineer can throw 8 grenades at the same time, with decent accuracy, as far as a Sniper can shoot. With one hand.

Only an Engineer could have a motto that sayss “the more boom it goes, the closer im staying to it”.

Only an Engineer could temporariliy defy the laws of gravity.

Only an Engineer thinks its a brilliant idea to chuck as many, unstable and unpredictable chemicals as possible. Nothing could possibly go wrong when those get mixed. Nothing.

Only an Engineer can fix a turret by hitting it with a wrench…

Only an Engineer gets half of his weapons nerfed in order to balance AOE vs single target damage.

Only an Engineer would use a wrench as a boomerang.

Only an Engineer would spray his allies with poisonous fumes to cure poison.

Only an Engineer would cure an immobilize with a knockdown.

Only an engineer reaches into his coat and chugs things without reading the labels.

Only an engineer upon mistakenly deploying a fresh turret takes as much time to repackage and redeploy it as he does a smoldering pile of wreckage.

Only an engineer can be bled to death as a tornado.

Only an engineer can modify clothing capable of withstanding ones transformation into The Hulk.

Only an engineer can forget where he misplaced his favorite landmine and be too depressed to put down another for a time.

Only an engineer would want to use a giant gear for a shield when he already has a regular shield equipped.

Only an engineer can throw a shield as Captain America

Goliathus el Raven.5740:

Only an engineer throws a potion underwater and the potion go away without affecting him.

Only an engineer would then ask on the official forums what the hell is going on, to get the reply, he should press the toss button quickly again to detonate the elixir on yourself.

Only an engineer can outswim his speargun projectiles.

Only an engineer can drop land mines, throw grenades vast distances, set up a giant powder keg in the thick of a fight and lay down a flame wall and still be considered least threatening target.

“Look at these blast points. Only Imperial Engineers are this precise.”