Guild Wars 2

Only an Asura engineer can backflip to fire a lightning bolt.

Zonzai.2341:

Only an engineer would break a two second stun with a four second knockdown.

This was my favorite, nice Zonzai lol.

Only an engineer would have over half of their skills do condition damage while still not having a viable conditon build . . .

Only an engineer would make there pistol bullets do 3x less damage just to get the explosion radius of a firecracker . . .

Only an engineer wouldn’t use a normal shield for blocking.

Only an engineer would build a chain lightning generator that could fit into his belt, then configure it so it cannot be fired manually, but only in response to activating some OTHER device on the belt… or throwing something.

Only an engineer would build a weapon that shoots a ball of flame that explodes after travelling a precise distance, but will never detonate prematurely and instead disappears harmlessly if it strikes something solid along the way.

Only an engineer runs faster while trying on different backpacks.

Only an engineer shoots from the shoulder when firing globs of potion and burning oil, while firing rifles exclusively from the hip.

Only an engineer puts a scope on a flamethrower… or a wrench.

Only an engineer could do such huge mistakes in potion brewing that his elixir either makes him massive for everyone to focus down or invisible to actually escape.

Only an engineer breaks stuns by putting his epic motorcycle goggles on.

Only an engineer would realise to soften his fall with a barrage of grenades. F=ma.

Only an engineer would mock himself by throwing out bandages or elixir gun that may have been useful before he got downed.

Only an Engineer would paint a large target on the ground before he thew his grenades.

Only an Engineer could miss a Castle Gate with a Flamethrower at a 2 Foot Range.

Only an Engineer could turn himself into a giant Vortex of Gusty Wind just to cool down his Enemy.

Only an Engineer can have so much Versatility!

Only an Engineer could do the Tiny Dunk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pfO5s9pi0c

Only an engineer would get nerfed for being the least played class.

nofo.8469:

Only an engineer, don’t worry.

Everybody else go home. This guy won.

Swagg.9236:

nofo.8469:

Only an engineer, don’t worry.

Everybody else go home. This guy won.

+1’d

Only an engineer is able to fire CROTCH ROCKETS.

Only an Engineer would pull the thing that just downed him closer to his dying body.

Only an engineer would then blow up his own dying body, and then stand up and dust himself off afterwards, apparently none the worse for wear, if he manages to take someone down with (or, rather, instead of) him..

Only an Engineer? Don’t you have a Warrior alt you could bring?

Only an engineer shoots worse than a storm trooper.

Only an engineer uses a flame thrower that can do everything except burn its foes.

Only an engineer thinks spraying his comrades with acid is an effective way to remove poison.

Only an engineer stacks might x24 and dies once acquiring the 25th stack.

Only YOU can prevent forest fires! [The power is yours!]

Only an engineer can be a support-only profession in a game without any profession being dedicated to only one role and still be called “versatile”…
(EDIT: excuse any language mistakes in this post my english isn’t that good)

nofo.8469:

Only an engineer, don’t worry.

/thread

Only an engineer decides to keep napalm in his pocket incase he needs to throw is at his enemies.

Only an engineer would have to repair his armor because he failed to blow himself up in time.

Only an Engineer could fire a Flame Blast that’s obstructed by a mere blade of grass.

Only an engineer will understand and laugh at all of these

Which also means Anet will not understand any of them

Only a Charr engineer will say “lock and load” when you pick up a bucket of water

Maiden England.3491:

Only a Charr engineer will say “lock and load” when you pick up a bucket of water

And thus the newest engineer kit was made… The Super Soaker! For long range (200 units) combat goodness. 1 Key pumps the lever to build pressure. The more you pump, the more damage you deal. But not too much… After all, you’re an engineer!

Only an engineer would tick off the RNG and have only three equipable land weapons.

Only an Engineer can spray napalm upright in front of him with a single shot
Only an Engineer can freeze with explosives
Only an Engineer can pull everything with magnets
Only an Engineer can catch magic in a glassy bottle

Only an Engineer can do more damage with a wrench then a rifle

Only an engineer can use a battering ram on a person and not a keep door.

coglin.1496:

Only an engineer can use a battering ram on a person and not a keep door.

… because it’s a *Person*al Battering Ram…

…

Get it?

Person?

Hahahahahahaha!

Hahaha…

Hah…

-__-

Only an engineer would use a rifle as a pole vault.

Only an engineer can blow themselves up and NOT take damage.

Only an engineer has more ways to knock themselves backward but not forward.

Only an engineer like me would cap a keep wearing pink armor.

Kronosfear.7548:

coglin.1496:

Only an engineer can use a battering ram on a person and not a keep door.

… because it’s a *Person*al Battering Ram…

…

Get it?

Person?

Hahahahahahaha!

Hahaha…

Hah…

-__-

Oh! I can pun also!

On the 28th, it’ll be patched to it’s correct name… the Personnel Battering Ram!

Homophones and word play, ho!

Only an Engineer would spend time doing this instead of playing the game.

binidj.5734:

Only an Engineer? Don’t you have a Warrior alt you could bring?

kitten! My only alt is a ranger! Want me to bring him?

(Not really, I have a necro too… Yes, I suck at choosing professions.)

Only an engineer has mines one can tap dance on completely unharmed.

Only an engineer can throw out a flamethrower napalm, toolbelt napalm, rockets, mines, grenades, bombs, explosive bullets, exploding turrets all of which almost never catches anything on fire unless traited (and then only sometimes).

Only an engineer would save a cloaking device for when he can’t move.

Gurt.9368:

Only an engineer would save a cloaking device for when he can’t move.

You know! I wondered about that one myself.

Why can’t it be when we’re downed or something?

Only an engineer would execute Jump-Shot so slowly that they end up further behind the person they are chasing not closer.

Only an engineer would design a Net-Shot that flies slower than walking, so walking targets get a free bonus evade.

Only an engineer would design grenades with such poor aerodynamics, that seeing into the future and/or psychic powers to predict direction changes are required skills, for hitting moving targets. Then..

Only an engineer would design their long range option, to actually spread out at long range so even if they’re lucky enough to hit, the grenades partially or wholly miss anyway. Then…

Only an engineer would nerf the grenades, because one time at bandcamp they successfully used it on, a staked to one fixed spot, training dummy.

Only an Engineer would use an Elixir gun that only has 2 Elixir’s and isn’t affected by Elixir traits

Only an engineer could design a electrodynamic preconcentrator integrated thermoelectric biosensor chip and think it’s perfectly normal.

Only an engineer can die, then kill 4 people 3 seconds later with Big Ol’ Bomb

Goodness gracious, thank you very much Teldo, and you too coglin. Thankfully the big ol bombs that you could buy in fireheart rise(for 18c a piece?! engineers aren’t cheap….) are no longer usable in WvW.

Engineers leave the best presents.

coglin.1496:

Only an engineer can die, then kill 4 people 3 seconds later with Big Ol’ Bomb

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlKz4WbW1hg

Actually, for a period of time anyone with a spare 18 copper could do that.

Only an engineer would destroy a device that was healing him and his allies, however.

Maiden England.3491:

Only a Charr engineer will say “lock and load” when you pick up a bucket of water

Only a Charr engineer would don her medkit backpack, grin, and growl out: “Time to hunt some prey…”

Swagg.9236:

nofo.8469:

Only an engineer, don’t worry.

Everybody else go home. This guy won.

I’d be inclined to agree if I didn’t love this thread so much.

Only an engineer would build a hand-operated rifle turret with an automatic crank.

Jay.3284:

Only an engineer can spit out random bolts of lighting

oh wait...

Only an engineer’s bolts are random!

Most engies compile things like twine, toothpicks, bubblegum, pocket knives, and mattress springs to make explosive devices ...

Only, a (GW2) engie decompiles things like explosive devices to make twine, toothpicks, bubblegum, pocket knives, and mattress springs.

Someone watched too much MacGyver.