Guild Wars 2

coglin.1496:

Someone watched too much MacGyver.

Someone proudly owns all the digital video discs, too! I keep then in my toolbelt F3 and load them up while I aoe spam from wvw parapets,

and...

only an engineer has time to watch macguyver while throwing grenades at people.

(edit: ft totally has more of a Walkman/iPod groove to it, rockin out to some reggae while Leviticizing some ne’er-do-wells, or like Defoe in Boondock Saints)

Only an engineer can destroy the treb in Khylo from the outside wall while an angry warrior watches

Kevlar Eater.1985:

Only an engineer’s roundhouse kick could set someone on fire.

Actually, Tony Jaa also does this.

… 2:35 ish?

Choops.3710:

Only an engineer can destroy the treb in Khylo from the outside wall while an angry warrior watches

How does one do this?

Only an engineer would choose to become immune to conditions only while he’s near death.

only an engineer could fit and infinite supply of grenades, oil, bombs, unpredictable volatile concoctions, rockets, and flame thrower fuel on himself with no consequences or accidents.

Durzlla.6295:

Choops.3710:

Only an engineer can destroy the treb in Khylo from the outside wall while an angry warrior watches

How does one do this?

Only an engineer would choose to become immune to conditions only while he’s near death.

The walls that are in between the clocktower and the treb have stairs leading up to them which you can run up, get on top of the wall, target the treb and start spamming nade 1, but you need to have grenadier trait for the extra range.

Sidt.1890:

only an engineer could fit and infinite supply of grenades, oil, bombs, unpredictable volatile concoctions, rockets, and flame thrower fuel on himself with no consequences or accidents.

That’s cuz we’ve all got threepwood pants and poppins purses.

Only an engineer would wear a single goggle over their eye because their techno pirates. :P

Only an Engineer would handle a precision rifle like a MASSIVE shotgun.

Only an Engineer can get the sword kills achievement by killing rabbits with an explosive medpack.

Only an Engineer can drop a set of supplies with pinpoint accuracy…

…in the middle of an underground facility or cave…

…and have all the turrets deploy upright on their tripods.

Absolutionis.9427:

Only an Engineer can drop a set of supplies with pinpoint accuracy…

…in the middle of an underground facility or cave…

…and have all the turrets deploy upright on their tripods.

And only an Engineer can call down an underground artillery barrage. We’re made of win.

Only an engineer fixes his broken leg by firing a shot powerful enough to break his arm instead.

Catslock.3074:

Only an engineer would wear a single goggle over their eye because their techno pirates. :P

*they’re

Only an engineer could throw a shield like the Cap.

only an engineer can do more damage by pole vaulting with his rifle then just shooting them.

only an engineer has figured out how to make any rifle shoot in a spread

Only an Arab Engineer would bring a dog wrench to war! ~ The 13th Engineer

Only an engineer would shrink himself while stampeding norn warriors and bloodthirsty charr guardians are fighting above his head without wondering if he’ll be squashed.

Only an Engineer would duel a Warrior with a wrench

Only an Engineer can make a blast finisher with a leap skill that should create a combo field. Make up your mind Acid Bomb…

Only an engineer would get nerfed during a buff patch

Daigle.8497:

Only an engineer would get nerfed during a buff patch

Im pretty sure we all saw that coming. If you didn’t you must of forgotten your Utility Goggles cuz you got blind on ya.

Engi are you okay?
You okay?
You okay Engi?
You’ve been hit by.
You’ve been struck by.
A smooth ArenaNet.

Daigle.8497:

Only an engineer will* get nerfed during every* buff patch

Fixed it for ya

Only an engineer must do research to be effective.

Only an engineer has invisible cooldowns on their invisible cooldowns.

Only an engineer is still fun enough to play that it’s worth the extra work.

Only an Engineer would cure conditions by spraying poison.

Only an Engineer would set bombs between his legs.

Kalan.9705:

Only an engineer would execute Jump-Shot so slowly that they end up further behind the person they are chasing not closer.

Lolled so hard xD

DDog.4350:

Kalan.9705:

Only an engineer would execute Jump-Shot so slowly that they end up further behind the person they are chasing not closer.

Lolled so hard xD

It’s sad how true this is. The animation on launch and landing takes too long.

Hammerguard.9834:

DDog.4350:

Kalan.9705:

Only an engineer would execute Jump-Shot so slowly that they end up further behind the person they are chasing not closer.

Lolled so hard xD

It’s sad how true this is. The animation on launch and landing takes too long.

Ikr, i expected it too get fixed yesterday.
Still have tool kit #5 to close gaps tho.

Only an engineer would break glass vials at their feet to stop bleeding and limping.

Only an Engineer would think the best thing to do when he’s about to die is to make sure all those spare land mines don’t go to waste.

Adamantium.3682:

Only an Engineer would think the best thing to do when he’s about to die is to make sure all those spare land mines don’t go to waste.

Thank you for the laugh xD