Guild Wars 2

Hey everyone, was just browsing some of the other profession sub forums and the Necromancers and Mesmers have come up with a pretty fun game. Basically just post a quote that you are likely to never hear come from a Guardian or about a Guardian.

For example: “I totally just two-shot that Thief from 1200 range with my sick new rifle. Thanks ANet!”

Or: “It is so rewarding trapping an enemy in my Ring of Warding, knowing they have absolutely no way to get out of it!”

Anywho…hope you guys can have some fun with this.

Guardians are like a vacuum cleaner, they suck, and they blow, and you just dread them coming out of the closet.

Kashien.6278:

Guardians are like a vacuum cleaner, they suck, and they blow, and you just dread them coming out of the closet.

Not quite sure you understood the game…lol

Special ability of Judge’s Intervention: Intentionally puts you in environment objects when you need to kill mobs around you. Does not want you to get credit for said Dynamic Event and forces you to waypoint back costing silver. Needs to be nerfed.

Merciful intervention works as intended.

Shield of absorption actually blocks things—as intended.

“I can’t believe how easy it is for other professions to grant retaliation. So broken.”

LOL did you hack that gear? I know only a few are 50 like Java….. is 50.. so did you hack it or what? If not post SS of your lvl….. SO basically take off Ctrl Shift H

The hilarity of this comment had me in stitches because it was so random and off topic.

LOL. That comment was in regard to what i posted. LOL.

Anet doesn’t allow healing in this game, if you use your healing skills exploits to heal members of your team you might get banned.

I’m traited to give maximum dps and protection in downed state

(Really, Animus? You’re willingly subjecting yourself to my kitteny sense of humor? Well ok. If you insist. =) )

Zealous Blade healer, looking for group.

ANet, could we please slow down scepter projectiles a little? Those things move so fast. Someone could lose an eye.

I hate how bugged Guardians are; I wish I’d rolled Necromancer—at least that profession doesn’t feel like it’s still in beta.

Please don’t rally me when I’m in a Downed state. I need to use Symbol of Judgement to keep heals up.

I rolled a Norn Guardian traited for Hammer and Greatsword, because I really wanted to play a delicate sugarplum fairy prancing around the battlefield whimsically tapping my allies’ foreheads with candycane wands.

I dont need to use vitality stat, or trait for it. Im plenty of life!

Eveningstar.6940:

Zealous Blade healer, looking for group.

Winning so far.

I was trying to heal my friend’s turret with Merciful Intervention, but i got TPd to a player with low health…. Basically I wasted my kittening kittenlike heal on some kittenish idiot who was gonna die anyway…

I’m asura, my sanctuary and wall of reflection should be small and cute like me…

Make greatsword and hammer ranged weapons.

When you are low on health just use Flashing blade you will be tough as wall or in the wall, well same o’ same o’.

DPS LFG (Looking For Group)

:)

(Sorry, i know thats a low blow for guardians) :P

AH Guardian trying to figure out how to utilize the enemies boons to heal my team, anyone figure this out yet?

“Yesterday I managed to pull a warrior off a high ledge into a pit with my binding blades!”

Devs, delete all that useless boons by saveyourself, i only use it to take all my friends conditions.

“Save yourself” isnt OP in sPvP

Just had the time of my life! Was able to find a thief by using the sound waves from my superior aria thus enabling me to pinpoint their location. How effective!

Kashien.6278:

“Save yourself” isnt OP in sPvP

I’ve actually heard some Guardians saying this hahaha

Just rocked a mesmer due to our superior meta game.

-SOW cd is still too LOW…

-My leap of faith have 100% accuracy!

- i use my judge interventions on bunnies because im lazy (ok this is real o.o)

-the best spirit weapon is the shield, i cant live without it.

Guardians just don’t have enough tools, combinations, play options, or potential to be taken seriously or be effective.

thisolderhead.5127:

Guardians just don’t have enough tools, combinations, play options, or potential to be taken seriously or be effective.

Nice. Believe it or not, though, I hear this every couple weeks.

I just escaped from combat in wvw.

My Bow of Truth is always exactly where I need it to be.

The trident is our best ranged weapon, so you should always try to fight near water

I’ve never seen a guardian with a greatsword.

— Guardian uses Empower
“What’s that smell?!”
“Well that’s one way to spread your legacy.”
“Most nauseating bookah.”
“By the pale tree, I’ve found the corruption is this world!”

Ninja Skipping….working as intended

(In walks the most interesting man in world, yes he plays a Guardian)

“I don’t always use Leap of Faith, but when I do, it never sends me flying past my target.”

Daedalus.3954:

(In walks the most interesting man in world, yes he plays a Guardian)

“I don’t always use Leap of Faith, but when I do, it never sends me flying past my target.”

I usually use it for faster transportation, but it always manages to hit something within range, even if i didnt have it targeted.

I cannot tell you how many time’s I’ve superman’ed passed something that’s 3 feet in front of me. And yes, I have it targeted.

“I just finished a duel with my bunker guardian against a bunker mesmer!”

Hey, I just met you
and this is crazy,
but I cant keep up,
so kite me maybe.

All the player that dont play a guard, are going to ask devs to buff us!

“30 points in Zeal with a greatsword is totaly worth it”.

The best thing about Leap of Faith is that there is no Z-Axis.

Amins.3710:

The best thing about Leap of Faith is that there is no Z-Axis.

the best thing about leap of faith is that i can blind to death someone XD

“Zealous Blade healer LFG” is by far the best one so far! Well done sir or madam.

“I just completed my Healing Breeze cast again!”
“Merciful Intervention really saved the day in that fight!”
“The Human male Empower animation looks really good!”
“A Guardian just killed me with ranged! >:(”

Full ranged/DPS Guardian LFG CoF Expo 1-2-3

Love doing ninja-rolls in the air with full plate.

I traited for maximum symbol damage to counter thief stealth.