You know you've played guardian too long when
You switch to thief and die alot wondering what dodging is. Next!
hah true. Though I dodge my thief a lot, stealths on dodge. More important in wvw… and against bankers.
You know you played guard too long when you slap your wife on the rear and she bursts out in flames… O_o
and unfortunately for her, you’re all out of viagree heh
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You know you’ve played Guardian too long when you forget that to most MMO players AH means “Auction House”…
I wonder what your basis for comparison is…”
- Jareth, King of Goblins.
You know you’ve played Guardian too long when you go to another prof and realize the game has actual ranged combat.
(Scepter isn’t that bad. In pve)
You know you’ve played guard too long when you answer the phone and it’s for your son and you shout “HOLD THE LINE!”
You know you’ve been playing a guardian too long when you cut yourself accidentally and then wonder why rolling on the floor doesn’t help
You know you’ve been playing a guardian too long when you switch to your thief and realises how easy it is to kill stuff and get away with it.
You know you’ve played a guard too long when after your wife and son have left you, all you are left with is your dog – and you keep wondering where the ranger is hiding.
Mama, don’t let your babies grow up to be guardians..
You know you’ve been playing a guardian too long when you you refer to a domestic arguement as aggro and states that he/she is annoyed because of your low healthpool, proximity and armor.
You know you’ve been playing a guardian too long when you post multiple times in a “You know you’ve been playing a guardian too long when you” thread.
You know you’ve been playing a guardian too long when you repeatedly ask your spouse for smite conditions when you have a cold.
hah!
You know you’ve been playing a guardian too long when you shout repeatedly at you spouse to cure her cold.
You know you’ve played guardian too long when you see a buddhist monk meditating in TV and wonder: “What is he doing…?”
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You know you’ve played a guardian too long when you feel naked without Protection.
You know you’ve played a guardian too long when you expect your cold to last no more than 10 seconds
You know you’ve played a guardian too long when you try and get a dodge roll in between every second and third action
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You know you’ve played guardian too long when you feel the need to leap across a good couple yards, realize you don’t have a giant sword in hand and look ridiculous trying to actually do it….. all for the sake of trying to be more mobile.
edit: You know you’ve played guardian too long when you read these, get and laugh at them, and then feel the need to contribute to the thread.
You know you’ve played a Guardian for too long when you randomly say “Receive the light” for no reason what so ever, blurt “Retreat!” out when you needed to reach somewhere fast and mumble “Stand your Ground” when you felt dizzy.
You know you’ve played guardian too long when aegis becomes your primary dodge roll to negate single hard hit attacks.
You know you’ve been playing Guardian too long when you switch to another class and try taking on 10 enemies at once.
Totally normal on Guardian. Suicidal on anything else.
[The Flameseeker Prophecies] 4/11/13
Itinerant, no guild.
You know you’ve been playing Guardian too long when you can’t make the guy in front of you at the bank who just requested his entire paycheck back in two dollar bills burst into flames with a single twitch of the thumb.
I play with a Razer Naga mouse; F1, F2, and F3 are mapped to thumb buttons 1, 2, and 3.
You try to throw down a Symbol of Swiftness to cross a busy intersection.
When playing as your warrior one night, hitting F1 and wondering why stuff isn’t on fire yet. Then you realise you just wasted Arcing Slice.
When you’re walking down the walkway at Uni and think “Ooh if I put a Sanctuary here everybody would fly off this walkway!!!” and giggle to yourself….
True story >>
When you see a hammer and think “Who summoned that?”
When you draw a Signet of Mercy on yourself when you have a cold
When you’re at the doctors and think “If I shout ‘Save Yourselves’ will i cure everyone in the room?”
When I swap to my Warrior and my Hammer auto doesn’t take 12 hours to cast.