Are some Mesmer Traits bugged?
There are many broken traits for all classes, but afaik the ones you mentioned should be working.
Desperate Decoy is a well-known bug.
One theory holds it activates at 10%…considering a hit for 11% kills you outright you’d better be pretty tanky.
The other theory holds it activates at 25% but is somehow subject to a hidden internal activation timer, or in other words, bugged the way Signet of Illusions is and therefore borderline useless.