Guild Wars 2

Note: I’m in a silly mood today, so I apologize :-p … sorta.

Steps:

• Play Mesmer and kill your enemy with butterflies (Shatter builds preferable for this)
• Stomp your enemy with the Rainbow Unicorn Finisher
• Link this in chat to your enemy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CC_Y4zOUdcI
• Feel like your life is complete.

Additional Options:

• Wield a Princess Wand Skin
• Wear Pink/Purple
• Dress “Like a Sir”

Future plans:

• Beg ArenaNet to give Mesmers access to shortbow
• Get The Dreamer
• Blow people’s minds with Butterflies and Unicorns.

LMAO! XD

/15 butterflies

Edit: Lol, the game is kinda silly and funny at the same time, haha. ^^

Maybe this can turn into something for the next April Fool’s Day :-)

Then we can have a Unicorn Memorabilia Box :-D

Here are the lyrics if you want to add another step to this:

• Sing softly to your opponent as you stomp them.
• http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/erasure-lyrics/always-lyrics.html

I’m not proud of it, but I’ve listened to that song 3 times in a row now. That’s like the mesmer battle cry. Fabulous.

To all non mesmers: We don’t actually mean to hurt anyone. The amount of love we emit is just too much for some to handle, and that sometimes leads to unfortunate deaths.

The unicorn finisher is a perfect match for Mesmer.

kitten , now I really want that unicorn finisher :\

Noss.4105:

That’s like the mesmer battle cry.

a battle cry make a dove fly and a tear dry

Sebrent.3625:

Future plans:

• Beg ArenaNet to give Mesmers access to shortbow
• Get The Dreamer
• Blow people’s minds with Butterflies and Unicorns.

I’ll join for that. I dunno why they haven’t given mesmers shortbows yet. I’d kill to have one on mine…kitten, I’d kill to have my Dreamer on ALL of my characters.

For the record, get Dreamer anyway…it’s worth it even if you don’t main a ranger or a thief. That bow is amazing and the hoofprints, I’ve had mine for half a year now and I still love those stupid things. I just like wandering around watching them slowly disappear. Now if only people would stop calling it My Little Pony and realize it’s modeled after Robot Unicorn Attack…

Dreamer + Bifrost + Unicorn finisher = good times.

If I hadn’t stumbled upon this topic I wouldn’t have known the rainbow unicorn finisher even exists.
10/10 would buy (and I did)

Cause I don´t like horses my whole life (unicorn as well), I would prever a finisher and music like this.
pink rainbow cat
For this I would create my 4th mes as Charr all in pink! O.O

Sebrent.3625:

• Beg ArenaNet to give Mesmers access to shortbow

am I the only one who thinks that we should have a dagger?

@DelightArt:
That would be a nice alternative :-) It still has the rainbows.

@voteforwinners:
No, I’ve thought that we could be given a MH Dagger and that could be our new 1H ranged weapon. It just doesn’t fit in the context of this thread :-p