Guild Wars 2

am I supposed to show the world how good I’m not, with tanky condi warriors stanking up the place? Everytime I run into one of these donuts three things happen:
1. They immobilize me oh I don’t know.. 50 thousand kittening times.
2. I realize the 46 stacks of bleeding on my person, panic, and begin pooping kittens.
3. I die. But ohhh noooo, I don’t die bravely. I die immobilized, giving the kitten and his “bros” ample time to stab me in mah sweet ’n sours.

Kitten you condi warriors!!!

on a side note: I love dueling power tank warriors because they last forever and I enjoy long duels.

20s, watch as the warrior suddenly poops his pants as i pass his bleeds back to him and he has 23 on his kitten .

hahaha! that was awesome and hilarious. Thx for posting that. I’m running blink decoy and veil right now but veil has such a long cool down I might switch it out for thievery.

Ross Biddle.2367:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfWhT8Cftz8

20s, watch as the warrior suddenly poops his pants as i pass his bleeds back to him and he has 23 on his kitten .

lol it’s even better when you pass his torment and burn over to him as well and then hit scepter 2 and really watch them cry themselves into a coma.

Love arcane thievery – shame CD is so kitten long. Around 30s would feel right.

Xenn.3809:

Love arcane thievery – shame CD is so kitten long. Around 30s would feel right.

Yeah and it can also be really unreliable at times .

Thievery is awesome , too bad not many people use it. Yes it doesn’t fire once in a while but used at the right time it’s a tide turner . Also staff 2 owns stun warriors as well between that and decoy they should never even reach you.

Thx for posting guys. I don’t really mind stun warriors as long as I keep a 1200 buffer zone between us, it’s the mobility of sword warriors that scares me.

If arcane thievery removed the condis from you immediately and then did the whole transfer/steal thing only if it hit I would be totally OK with it. Its lack of reliability as a condi cleanse really cripples the skill.

Super fun if you use it primarily for boon stealing Love stealing signet of rage – mesmers were not intended to have that much fury, mwahahaha

Why not Superior Sigil of Generosity on Sword #2?

Works miracles for me.